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!!! TRANCERSIZE INFORMERCIAL SHOOT !!
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Mistress of Evil
Mistress Of Evil Records
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Posted : Jul 13, 2005 20:12
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**** TRANCERSIZE ™ INFOMERCIAL SHOOT ****
When?
Sunday 24 @ 3pm
Panhandle btwn Cole and Clayton, look for the dome
What?
TRANCERSIZE ™ is the latest and greatest exercise fad taking the world by storm! Its fun! Its high energy! It’s set to a rockin goa soundtrack of the freshest psychedelic beats around! It keeps you in shape! You’ve never felt better! Good for the mind and the body! Lose weight! Gain muscle! Get fit! Get happy!
We are filming an infomercial so that we can spread the word about the health benefits of TRANCERSIZE ™. We provide the instruction and the soundtrack. No experience necessary! Perfect for beginners and veterans alike- anyone can do it! Fun for the whole family! Tell your friends and neighbors! Everyone is welcome!
The TRANCERSIZE ™ workout program will be led by the fabulous Miss Jyoti, and will last approximately 1 hour. We’ll begin with some stretching to warm up and then go full blast ahead into the TRANCERSIZE ™ program. You are welcome to stay after the workout and practice your moves as well as get tips on TRANCERSIZE ™ mind and body techniques from our well trained staff!
Prepare yourself!
Come dressed up in your most outrageously fluoro TRANCERSIZE ™ clothing. The crazier and brighter- the better! Wear your dancing shoes cause we’ll be movin and shakin! Bring some water or other refreshments, you’re gonna need it after this workout.
Testimonials from TRANCERSIZE ™ participants:
“i remember when I first started trancersizing. I used to walk around in circles mumbling and mumbling, and then some people let me out of the testing facility, and i wandered off into the desert, and found a group of people from san francisco practicing trancersize. I found the rythums appealing, and before I knew it, I had lost 72 pounds, and all that mumbling, gone!!!!” – Dylan A., SF
“Before i started Trancersizing i weighed a whopping 250 pounds and had to blast that Deaf Leopard song "pour some sugar on me" just to crawl out of bed in the morning! I ate nothing but Potted Meat Food Product and mac n'cheese! Since i discovered Trancersize my life has turned around completely! I lost 100 pounds in one month and i've never felt better!! Thank you Trancersize!” – Megan Y., SF
“Before Trancersize I was nothing but a slab of primordial ooze drifting next to a secret nuclear testing facility off the shore of Boca Rotan. Now with Trancersize I am a full fledged humanoid with the immaculate voice of Rick James in my head guiding all of my fashion choices and giving my soul that special brand of smooth pimped out funk. Thanks Trancersize!” – Ghreg E., SF
“I look back on my pre-trancercize days with gloom, trying not to remember the demonic voices in my head. I lived a life in complete darkness and utter depression, hating the world and sustaining myself only on SPAM and McDonald's. I would rarely walk, weighing in at 320 lbs! When my day of enlightenment came and I heard my first trance beat, I could only bob up and down while sitting due to my ginormous incapacitating size. After the first month I'd lost 100 lbs at which point I was able to actually dance while standing. Since then I've lost a total of 170 lbs, and I no longer cringe when I see people smiling. The demonic voices are gone too. Thank you Trancercize!!!” – Brina B., SF
For more info please write to: mistressofevil_23@hotmail.com
You can also practice TRANCERSIZE ™ on the playa this year! Mistress of Evil Camp will be hosting several mornings of this high energy workout. Start your desert days off with a bang! Stay tuned for more info! http://www.mistressofevil.com
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David(KIVA)
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Posted : Jul 13, 2005 20:53
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Mistress of Evil
Mistress Of Evil Records
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Posted : Jul 13, 2005 20:56
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spliffnik
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Posted : Jul 13, 2005 20:56
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Hahahahahaha that is soo funny, I had the same idea a while back, I thought a trance dance exercise video would do really well!! I like the name tracersize.
Sounds like I will be doing some trancersizing on the playa this year! Yeehaaa!
-bOOm-
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Cosmos Mariner
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Posted : Jul 14, 2005 00:16
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fine print at the bottom (squinting):
"if you feel faint or dizzy, continue trancercize use!
always check with your Dr. before beginning any trancercize program."
hmm, what sort of Doctor would recommend trancercizing...
lol 
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Eklypz
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Posted : Jul 14, 2005 00:33
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Funny thing is since they have had regular psy parties in the midwest I have lost 40 pounds 
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Mistress of Evil
Mistress Of Evil Records
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Posted : Jul 14, 2005 00:39
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~m~
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Posted : Jul 14, 2005 01:33
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Brina B.,
sad to hear the demonic voices are gone 
way to go losing 170 lbs, tho!!!!
I remeber the days when my cholesterol level peaked 500 and the chest pains indicated imminent heart failure. My freezer was consistently loaded with 1/4 pounders (extra mayo and cheese, pleez!) and the caring staff of Jack in the Box would be kind enough to call 911 in case I would sleepwalk to the 24 hour drive-thru. But now, thanks to Trancersize the chest pains have somewhat subsided and the only thing I want to supersize is my brain cell count. mmmmm toxins Thank you, Trancersize!
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Wooden Elephant
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Posted : Jul 14, 2005 20:45
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Hmmmm. The great American entrepreneur's pathetic attempt at the commercialization of trance. Large humans are always the subject of lame attempts to deprive them of their money based on thier lifestyle, genetic make up and eating habits.
Thin people wish they were bigger. Big people wish they were skinny. Tall people wish they were shorter. Shorter people wish they were taller. Can't we all just be happy the way we are?
I am very curious to see which artists will actually lend their creative talent's to help produce such a farse. Will I see infomercials on late night tv with some psychedilic hippies trying to hawk thier wares? "Stomp your feet and pump your fists to the psychedilic sounds! Ok, 3 more, 2 more, last 1, now stare at the things which aren't really there, but make you happy!"
Maybe Richard Simmons is available as the host. You can give him some shrooms and dress him up in flourescent clothing.
Now that might be worth watching. |
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Liquid-Vision
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Posted : Jul 14, 2005 21:00
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helping people lose weight isint a "pathetic attempt at the commericialization of trance"
if your obese, you should lose weight, and not be satisfied with the way you are. This isint the same thing as being tall or skinny.
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On 2005-07-14 20:45, Wooden Elephant wrote:
Maybe Richard Simmons is available as the host. You can give him some shrooms and dress him up in flourescent clothing.
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i'll pay money to see that We are all visitors to this time, this place. We are just passing through. Our purpose here is to observe, to learn, to grow, to love... and then we return home. |
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DiMiTry
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Posted : Jul 14, 2005 21:02
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You guys should write the customer service department and request a refund. Reason: sense of humor is missing from the package.
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Cosmos Mariner
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Posted : Jul 14, 2005 21:15
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On 2005-07-14 20:45, Wooden Elephant wrote:
Hmmmm. The great American entrepreneur's pathetic attempt at the commercialization of trance.
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I am very curious to see which artists will actually lend their creative talent's to help produce such a farse. ...
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welcome to the forum, Wooden Elephant. i was *just* thinking we didn't have enough complainers here...
try to read between the lines, yeah? 
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Maybe Richard Simmons is available as the host. You can give him some shrooms and dress him up in flourescent clothing.
Now that might be worth watching.
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see! you're starting to get the idea! 
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DJ Shankar
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Posted : Jul 14, 2005 21:46
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From now on when playing psy sets, people will come up to DJs and say.."why are you playing that Aerobic workout music...i came for a party, not tae-bo lesson" lol  |
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mubali
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Posted : Jul 14, 2005 22:07
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I work for a YMCA and we teach aerobics here... the aerobics instructor plays some of the worst techno around (I'm talking remixes of the magnum P.I. theme song and Dallas)
It would be pretty cool to get some decent dance beats involved in the fitness scenes, especially since electronic music is already used for such purposes.... People are of course going to be unhappy due to the marketing machine that is currently here.. It would be interesting to see what would happen if trancersize were to take off, perhaps we could throw crazy festivals legally under the guise of fitness conventions... If done properly, it's possible to promote the music in a way that will hopefully shed some of the stigma that electronic music has gained of it being "drug music"... How can it be drug music if it promotes health and wellness???
The only concern I have with trance being used as fitness music is it's pace. Most stuff is higher than 140 bpm and if you have ever walked somewhere wearing headphones, you notice it's very difficult to walk at 140 bpm... The aerobics instructor where I work does her class at 126 bpm and it seems to work pretty well... Another thing would be some of the more chaotic shifts that happen... maybe prog might be a bit better for aerobic workouts....
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saintcarl
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Posted : Jul 14, 2005 22:21
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i think wooden elephant was trying to be funny. no that was funny.
so i am still trying to figure out if this is all a joke or not.
i could do with loosing a few pounds but am wondering what may happen when i show up in my pimping psychedelic leotards. perhaps ridiculed by a bunch of beer toting dark psy fans whose idea of psychedelic wear is all black with a studded belt and stripped socks?
so i guess my question is what sub genre of trance will the music be?
or will it be a combination - starting light and fluffy to warm up, then some power trance to work up a sweat, then some dark hard psy to finish off. |
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