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ASom
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Posted : Jun 1, 2010 19:47
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Indeed sound systems are not ideal for infrasonic transduction--hence the term 'sound system'.
However transducers are available for exactly this purpose, for example the 'butt kicker': http://www.thebuttkicker.com/
The idea that low frequency sound can make you crap yourself is fun, but the reaction is most certainly to the vibrating air moving your fleshy human meat, rather than your eardrums. For this reason it makes more sense to shake the earth at 6Hz rather than project pressure waves.
On the other hand, my good friend and colleague and evil twin Adam Sheppard has constructed a giant woofer from a 10 foot parabolic dish driven by four infrasonic transducers. It is currently housed in a garage but it would work equally well blasting out the back of a large truck. Possibly arriving at a party near you? |
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MR VOMERS
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Posted : Jun 1, 2010 19:53
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HAHAH!
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nod
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Posted : Jun 1, 2010 20:11
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On 2010-06-01 19:06, the dog of tears wrote:
so we'd have to have everyone sign a waiver or somesuch when they come into the party, i guess that would solve that problem.
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waivers are the solution to *all* of a party's problems
if i ever organize an event again, i'll make people sign a waiver saying "i will not post on the internet about how much this party sucked" and then play 8hrs straight of debbie gibson's greatest hits, bumping the tempo up by 2% on every repetition.
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the dog of tears
the dog of tears
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Posted : Jun 2, 2010 18:47
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gotta love the back of the BM ticket which basically says "if you die, haha." |
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MR VOMERS
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Posted : Jun 17, 2010 18:33
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i smell some dog of vomit music coming soonnnn
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emilybobemily
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Posted : Jun 17, 2010 22:11
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eww. |
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MR VOMERS
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Posted : Jun 17, 2010 22:28
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yea that's what i was thinkin.
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sparklediamonds
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Posted : Jul 20, 2010 21:29
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Happy birthday Mr. Tears. I hope you get booked in the Midwest sometime so Marie and I can ride our bikes to see you... <3 Marshall & Marie |
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the dog of tears
the dog of tears
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Posted : Jul 21, 2010 02:33
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Why don't u guys come to world bridge... |
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emilybobemily
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Posted : Jul 21, 2010 02:41
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MR VOMERS
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Posted : Jul 21, 2010 03:02
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On 2010-07-21 02:33, the dog of tears wrote:
Why don't u guys come to world bridge...
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konflux
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Posted : Jul 21, 2010 03:36
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FaceHead
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Posted : Jul 23, 2010 04:22
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but guys, dog of tears? thats what im askin
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emilybobemily
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Posted : Jul 23, 2010 07:33
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tears for fears? |
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the dog of tears
the dog of tears
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Posted : Jul 23, 2010 17:22
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you can get yr tears from sears
but you cant get a dog from a hog.
genetically engineered Franken-dawg.
coming soon to a laboratory near you. |
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