These guys are f**king better than infected! Gotta see it!

On 2007-12-03 10:06, spytooned psytones wrote:
A guitarist finishes gig and is the last one in the place with the barman, who asks if he'd "like a scotch before he goes home". The player says "sure" and the barman plonks down a big glass of the juice and a little bowl of peanuts to go with it, then wanders off to wipe down the counter. This leaves the gun guitarist all by himself for a minute. From nowhere a little voice says "great gig man, you're one hot picker".
The player looks at the barman and says "thanks' and the barman says "what for" and the player says "for sayin' nice things about my work". the barman says " I didn't say nothing".

The guitarist thinks it's late and he's a bit spaced so he'd better head off when another little voice says "yeah great licks man and nice moves too, you sure cut it up there". The guitar player turns around and says "thanks" but there's nobody there. The feller at the bar says "are you ok?" cause the picker looks a bit pale and the guitarist says "yeah, I think so".

Then, as he empties his glass another voice says "hot licks, great look, wonderful style man, the chicks sure got off on you" and the bloke says "OK! THAT'S IT! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" The barman runs down and says "what's your problem dude?" to which the guitarist says "WHERE ARE THOSE VOICES COMING FROM? IS THIS CANDID CAMERA?"

"What voices? What are they saying?" when the guitarist tells the barman what was going on and what was said, the barman says "oh that'll be the peanuts man, they're complementary!"

On 2007-12-03 11:51, blueOrb wrote:
thats a terrible one!!!

On 2007-12-03 13:53, psysnoopy wrote:

Do they have signed underwear as well?

On 2007-12-03 10:06, spytooned psytones wrote:
A guitarist finishes gig and is the last one in the place with the barman, who asks if he'd "like a scotch before he goes home". The player says "sure" and the barman plonks down a big glass of the juice and a little bowl of peanuts to go with it, then wanders off to wipe down the counter. This leaves the gun guitarist all by himself for a minute. From nowhere a little voice says "great gig man, you're one hot picker".
The player looks at the barman and says "thanks' and the barman says "what for" and the player says "for sayin' nice things about my work". the barman says " I didn't say nothing".

The guitarist thinks it's late and he's a bit spaced so he'd better head off when another little voice says "yeah great licks man and nice moves too, you sure cut it up there". The guitar player turns around and says "thanks" but there's nobody there. The feller at the bar says "are you ok?" cause the picker looks a bit pale and the guitarist says "yeah, I think so".

Then, as he empties his glass another voice says "hot licks, great look, wonderful style man, the chicks sure got off on you" and the bloke says "OK! THAT'S IT! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" The barman runs down and says "what's your problem dude?" to which the guitarist says "WHERE ARE THOSE VOICES COMING FROM? IS THIS CANDID CAMERA?"

"What voices? What are they saying?" when the guitarist tells the barman what was going on and what was said, the barman says "oh that'll be the peanuts man, they're complementary!"

On 2007-12-06 00:50, DETOX wrote:
First you check this and then we talk.

http://www.leningradcowboys.fi/