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banha
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Posted : Jan 4, 2005 08:25
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hey psytones
if im not wrong someone famous said that...
and now he´s eating his words haehahhea
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Pt.
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Posted : Jan 5, 2005 18:20
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Really...? Someone famous said that. Hmm... I learned that joke in Norwegian, but I guess the famouse person who said this is not from Norway. Any idè of who said it banha?
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full_on
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Posted : Jan 11, 2005 16:22
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music..."
---- (Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989.) ----
Respect!
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...Be gentle with the earth...
...Dance like nobody's watching...
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...I don't mind not going to Heaven, as long as they've got Coffee in Hell... |
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Pt.
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Posted : Jan 12, 2005 01:03
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heehhe... so thats the original. Is that the quote? Did he really say magic pills? hehe 
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manu
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Posted : Jan 14, 2005 11:00
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On 2005-01-11 16:22, full_on wrote:
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music..."
---- (Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989.) ----
Respect!
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hahahahaha
Did he mean it affected us ?
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juice
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Posted : Jan 15, 2005 10:55
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TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
FROM: H.R.MANAGEMENT
Subject: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTESTITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T). We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else does.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the job
please see your manager. You will be immediatly placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our managers are specially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T that you can handle.
Employees who don't take there S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEES ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).
Since our managers took S.H.I.T before they were promoted,
they do not have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T you may be interested in a job training others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T Will get the
S.H.I.T jobs, and can apply for promotion to the DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T)
If you have any further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTESTIY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T)
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
Studies indicate that listening to music is good for digestion. |
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manu
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Posted : Jan 19, 2005 09:10
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LOL |
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IndiAlien
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Posted : Jan 19, 2005 18:59
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good one juice
q(@ _ @)p
there is a light that
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Kemic-Al
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Posted : Jan 21, 2005 18:42
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Always tell your wife the truth !
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.
He Walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a
nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful
woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one
thing lead to another and they end up in her apartment.
After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no,
its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum
powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub
on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in
the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?"
"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked,
but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending
machine. I saw this great looking girl there
and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up
in
bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered
with powder and says... "You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool
again!!!"
Morale of the story:
Always tell your wife the truth.
She won't believe you anyway.
At least your conscience is clear.
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IndiAlien
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Posted : Jan 21, 2005 20:17
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very nice 
Boom Kemic-al
q(@ _ @)p
there is a light that
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juice
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Posted : Jan 23, 2005 12:50
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Man pays Rs 1000 to a prostitute, but she runs away. He chases but fails.
He puts a notice: If anyone finds sexy gal in white top and red skirt fuck her. Its PRE-PAID
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juice
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Posted : Jan 23, 2005 12:51
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One of my friend has named his 3 kids NC, MC and ABC!
I asked why, he said: 1st Natural Curiosity, 2nd Mutual Consent & 3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness.
Studies indicate that listening to music is good for digestion. |
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juice
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Posted : Jan 23, 2005 12:57
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Q: What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?
A: She thinks, "I hope I'm running not too fast."
Studies indicate that listening to music is good for digestion. |
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juice
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Posted : Jan 23, 2005 12:58
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"WOW!" - said gynaecologist.
"WOW!!!" - answered him the echo.
Studies indicate that listening to music is good for digestion. |
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Anak
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Posted : Jan 23, 2005 17:09
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