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List of really really bad movies.
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DETOX
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Posted : Nov 21, 2007 03:21
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Lets share some of our worst movies experiences here.
PLEASE once you mention a movie bother to spend couple of lines explaining to us why you consider it as a bad one.
Dropping a huge list is not original or informative at all,come on you all know how to write 
  Toodaloo Motherfuckers!!!!! |
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DETOX
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Posted : Nov 21, 2007 03:26
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Here is probably the worst movie i have ever seen.
Children Of Wax
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479880/
I can still remember myself last year entering my local video club and renting this one because i am a fan of Armand Assante since i first watched Mambo Kings many years ago.How wrong was i on spending money on this piece of crap.
The only reason i gave it 2 stars out of 10 in the imdb database is the appearance of the gorgeous Lydie Denier in some of the scenes.Despite her 42 years she is an amazing woman in every aspect,her nude scene in the bathroom with Armand Assante is as hot as hell.
Anyway about the movie,well nothing really interesting to say,a Neonazi and a Turkish gang (who both speak English with a German accent) fight over Berlin in scenes that include people open firing on the street in daylight and inside a club where 30-40 people fire at each other with machine guns in a place no bigger than my house and amazingly after some hours of firing just three die and ten are injured LOL.
While the gangs fight over Berlin terittories a serial killer is killing young children and then dumps them painted white on various places around town.
Armand Assante appears as the Turkish detective who although now working for the police was an ex leader for the Turkish gang and now is up to solve the serial killer crimes.
The movie is obviously a very bad rip off of the classic M movie.The killing of the children,the involvement of the underworld,the character of the serial killer and the ending scene with the "trial" of the serial killer are more than influenced from this classic movie.
The acting is terrible,the script just stupid,the production of the lowest standards possible and in general this was a great waste of time and money.
Don't even bother renting this one.
Toodaloo Motherfuckers!!!!! |
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mk47
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Posted : Nov 21, 2007 07:01
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ShivaS
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Posted : Nov 21, 2007 13:06
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Xolvexs
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Posted : Nov 21, 2007 14:19
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i'd like to add Breach to this
the one with Ryan Phillippe
spy catching a spy
and the supposedly greatest spy in American history gets caught so easily so one would think...are spies really that dumb?
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Kaz
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Posted : Nov 21, 2007 15:44
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insane
Silent Horror
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Posted : Nov 21, 2007 22:31
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Hot rod .. very very dumb movie
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NEMESIS - DEVILSMIND RECORDS - 2007
PATTERNS EP - DEVILSMIND RECORDS _ 2009
SEANCE - DEVILSMIND RECORDS - 2011
PATTERNS II EP - DEVILSMIND RECORDS _ 2013 |
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orange
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Posted : Nov 21, 2007 23:36
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insane
Silent Horror
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Posted : Nov 25, 2007 20:22
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Rise of the Dead - very stupid horror flick ..
director left his brains somewhere..
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NEMESIS - DEVILSMIND RECORDS - 2007
PATTERNS EP - DEVILSMIND RECORDS _ 2009
SEANCE - DEVILSMIND RECORDS - 2011
PATTERNS II EP - DEVILSMIND RECORDS _ 2013 |
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shroomz
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Posted : Nov 28, 2007 14:49
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Eat the schoolgirls .. Some mad ass Japanese flick ..
Jigar thanks for the movie ... Hahahahaha
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Spycht
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Posted : Nov 30, 2007 09:23
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There's nothing wrong with sphere..
You want a bad movie based on a Micheal Crichton book go for Timeline.. |
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day_tripper
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Posted : Dec 4, 2007 09:31
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Almost all Bollywood(hindi) movies!
"It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end." - Douglas Adams |
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Elad
Tsabeat/Sattel Battle
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Posted : Dec 4, 2007 12:00
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diskOtek
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Posted : Jan 4, 2008 16:19
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30 days of night.
simply the most boring,predictable,uninnovative zombie movie of the century or something!
it's a pity cause i was excited with the whole alaska-night theme...:S
strongly adviced not to watch!
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J
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Posted : Jan 4, 2008 17:31
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Dreamcatcher (2003)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285531/
Starts as a nice psichological suspense but turns out to be a story of Aliens!!
When the big alien appeard... I left the theather.
This was the only movie I ever left a theater.
Crap!
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