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how to make a bad party?
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IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Feb 10, 2010 07:22:23
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some ideas:
1.- Book skazi
2.- Rent a powerplant with not enough kw to run the sound system and all the light, so it burns after 3 hours XD
3.- Sell water at 10 USD per bottle.
4.- Buy the airplane tickets with a cloned credit card. S when artist try to take their flights they get arrested.
5.- Book Intersys.
6.- Strict formal dress code.
7.- FInd a location very far away and dont place any indications.
8.- In the line up place the noobiest dj of town (your best friend) at the sunrise.
9.- Put some gorillas as security and pay them to confiscate all the drugs.
10.- DOnt let hippies in.
more ideas?
  "The dedication to repetition — the search for nirvana in a single held tone or an endlessly cycling rhythm — is one of electronic music's noblest gestures." |
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gazella
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Posted : Feb 10, 2010 07:41
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dont use cdjs put ipods instead
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maybe I'm high or simplly kuku ...but its all about the vibe
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psy-junky
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Posted : Feb 10, 2010 07:55
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Have a sound system in which turning the volume up gives you more and more piercing harsh high frequencies instead of any increase in the bass.
Book all the so called idiots who think they are self proclaimed dj's but actually are not since its just the easiest thing to do for an org, then the dancers/trippers pay for it.
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makus
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Posted : Feb 10, 2010 08:17
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On 2010-02-10 07:22:23, Login wrote:
some ideas:
7.- FInd a location very far away and dont place any indications.
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...somewhere near a hot spot.
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Fometrius
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Posted : Feb 10, 2010 08:54
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*Arrange a party and start talking in the beginning with a microphone at the scene.Then dont stop,talk about everything possible as long as you can,refuse to leave and fight with all your power until someone drag you of the stage,it will make a bad vibe.Then when you are off the stage try to get back to the stage and talk at the mic again
*Only invite gabber artist but write lots of fancy psy names on the flyer
*Give people waterguns and balloons filled with urine
*Hire a huge place and make lots of flyers and make it look very serious and good.Then when it just is about to start lock the place from outside so you cannot get out from the inside,close all kind of electricity and call the cops and say that there has been a huge gangfight inside the building
*Bring a hammer and destroy the red nord lead synth at the middle of the party
*Dont let people under 40 in
*Place out a direction and place and make lots of flyers.Then dont do anything more,everyone that comes there will come to nothing.Perhaps not the best thing if you came from a country far away and only have brought yourself a tent
*Sell food but only rotten food and have it like at least 5 times more expensive
*Arrange a dark psy party with heavy names on the flyer then you hire lots of chippendales that will dance at the stage and only play really cheesy and old vocal house instead if those artists that are mentioned
*Hire alot of people to bring books and try to get people to read them while they are at the party,especially those who dance the most
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juice
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Posted : Feb 10, 2010 09:10
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plan a party and leak out to narcs.....
Plan a party and do not install sounds....thn ask ppl to pay more so u can hire the sound
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dave arc-i
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Posted : Feb 10, 2010 09:28
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call your party 'venom or 'new age' and name yourself leonardo
then come to the UK and do events which upset some of the local gangs in London resulting in party goers getting tear gassed or attacked with wooden sticks OR if you are soundcrew get an metal bar over your head with one of the Opus rig stacks pulled over and a trip to hospital to repair the mans head or of course you could just chain and lock the fire exits as he did at another event
another alternative would be to book international acts then not pay them properly as promised
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punk tantrik
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Posted : Feb 10, 2010 09:33
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arrange for a shuttle service!!! pick up all the party animal who r all pumped up for mayhem!! drop them of half way through on the mountain n leave !!!
happened once with me !!
Ppl with gUns don`t understand!!!
thats baSically the reason why they keep gUns..............too many misunderstandings:) |
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Ah-sid
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Posted : Feb 10, 2010 10:00
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let santosh kadri organise it.....nothin can beat it
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Ellon
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Posted : Feb 10, 2010 10:11
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TranceVisuals
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Posted : Feb 10, 2010 10:50
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Posted : Feb 10, 2010 11:28
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make a party in place with out trees and dont get rental bathrooms...
"The dedication to repetition — the search for nirvana in a single held tone or an endlessly cycling rhythm — is one of electronic music's noblest gestures." |
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Posted : Feb 10, 2010 13:30
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Invite Pavel and Detox!
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Dogon
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Posted : Feb 10, 2010 14:37
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why?
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Xolvexs
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Posted : Feb 10, 2010 16:18
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instead of stamping peoples hands and tieing bands...pour hot wax
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