Horns and Hoofs - DOUBLE BOOM TICKET TO WIN

On 2006-07-18 16:18, a3k wrote:
pavel is the man - will i see u on boom man?

On 2006-07-18 19:37, ND wrote:
Well I saw Pavel performing live with this song, he sure deserves it!

ND

On 2006-07-17 23:48, DJ Shankar wrote:
I know the constest is probably done, but i had to write the poem too

Enjoy!



Once upon a time in Bamoko
Lived a man named Kino Oko
He never smoked or did shrooms
just stared at the ceiling of his room.

One day a stranger came to town
his name was Praecox. Depressed and down
he came to Kino's place and asked
Kino to help in his uneasy task.

He needed friends, he was alone
he felt he lived in twilight zone
he didn't know what to do
he needed to start his life anew.

Kino, being bored and depressed,
asked, "how can I help?
I am too not happy with my life
perhaps what I need is a wife?"

Praecox told him, "forget a wife,
I have something that will change your life!"
In instant, he took out his black bag
and handed Kino case made of Ag*

Kino opened the iron box
and almost fell on Praecox
Inside the case he found Synths
from Virus C to Juno 106.

Kino was jumping out of joy
he haven't felt that since he was a boy
He took his Skazi disks and put them in a can
then took his Astrix shirt and gave it to a blind man
(So that won't see what t-shirt would he wear,
for you yourself would lose your sight (or mind) knowing what your body bears).

Since then the troubles were gone
and all despair was lost and done
the sun was shining all day long
and nothing seemed to go too wrong.

But then mutations started to appear
The two have started turning into deer.
Kino's head was filled with two huge horns,
While Praecox had hoofs on his feet "born".


And so completely turning into deer
the two went roam the high plaines and sneer
so happy turned the life for them
...until they'll end up on my table as a deer ham!


*Ag=silver