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Highest Tribunal of Offence
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Bigwigs
Bigwigs
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Posted : Feb 24, 2009 17:08:52
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We are sure and even know that all of you, past times somwhere, felt insulted or offended by other people. Therfore we establish Highest Tribunal of Offence who has full and only right to state a judgement who is guilty of offending and insulting and who is pure. Offending/insulting universal scale (1-10) has been legislated and now you can sue others. Just post a link in this topic, say whether topic or person seems to be insulting and tribunal will deliver a judgement immediatly:
Topic/post: 1 - not offending ; 10 - very insulting
Person: Gulity ; Pure.
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shellbound
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Feb 24, 2009 17:24
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Your Honorz,
I was personally offended by the following review aje did:
http://forum.isratrance.com/symphonix-the-wild-life-blue-tunes-11-2008/
consequently, i am unable to listen to any Symphonix track without smelling "the decomposing corpse of a 500-pound fat Samoan woman after it was lying at the bottom of a sewage treatment plant for a few weeks" or, worse yet... Goa Gill's dreads.
I request Aje be disallowed from writing any more "synaesthetic" reviews. He should also never ever speak of "deep house bears."
Thank you for your time investigating this urgent and highly important matter. |
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Colin OOOD
OOOD/Voice of Cod
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Posted : Feb 24, 2009 17:44
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On 2009-02-24 17:24, septa wrote:
Your Honorz,
I was personally offended by the following review aje did:
http://forum.isratrance.com/symphonix-the-wild-life-blue-tunes-11-2008/
consequently, i am unable to listen to any Symphonix track without smelling "the decomposing corpse of a 500-pound fat Samoan woman after it was lying at the bottom of a sewage treatment plant for a few weeks" or, worse yet... Goa Gill's dreads.
I request Aje be disallowed from writing any more "synaesthetic" reviews. He should also never ever speak of "deep house bears."
Thank you for your time investigating this urgent and highly important matter.
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I would also like to join in this complaint. I guess this makes it a class action suit. In particular I am offended by his reference to "the smell of rotten eggs mixed with the unwashed vagina of a geriatric crackwhore". I don't know how he knows so much about my grandmother but it is not right to take the piss out of her body odour, choice of drugs or preferred food. She can't help it.
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Contact for bookings/mastering - colin@oood.net |
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Bigwigs
Bigwigs
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Posted : Feb 24, 2009 18:02
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compliant: septa
charged: aje
judgement: Found guilty forasmuch mentioning smell of Goa Gill's dreads in substance of statement is very offending to everyone.
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Pavel
Troll
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Posted : Feb 24, 2009 19:52
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I am getting the capital punishment for what I have been doing here for the last 8 years
Everyone in the world is doing something without me |
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rich
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Feb 24, 2009 20:18
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I was personally offended by an isra member, but we have since settled out of court and I am satisfied with the outcome.
Thank you
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Bigwigs
Bigwigs
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Posted : Feb 24, 2009 21:46
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Rich, you can always bring him to court. Justice must be.
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Nectarios
Martian Arts
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Posted : Feb 24, 2009 22:49
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Bigwigs
Bigwigs
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Posted : Feb 24, 2009 23:02
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On 2009-02-24 22:49, pipe&slippers wrote:
I want to hand my self in for saying that dark trance = down syndrome in waveforms. I await for your sentence.
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Judgement: post very insulting. We rate it 8 in offending/insulting universal scale.
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shellbound
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Feb 24, 2009 23:11
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I personally feel very offended that my complaint was not properly rated.
Also, as someone born with Down Syndrom, I take great offense to the word "waveform." I also believe the only reason you say that is because you couldn't figure out which foot to put the sock on.
Please delete all posts with the word "to," as I find it very offensive and/or confusing.
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moki
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Feb 24, 2009 23:16
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if you are ready with all the sentences and judgements, please call me, i will volunteer to be a part of the court you are gonna settle for the punishment work  )))))))))(joking)
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Bigwigs
Bigwigs
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Posted : Feb 24, 2009 23:18
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Septa, be gone. There is no possibility to change judgement dafter it is stated. Do not abuse Tribunal.
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shellbound
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Feb 24, 2009 23:42
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You all BigWigs are the same - corrupt to the core.
You win this time. But be very careful. Such oppressive regime will not last. People will rise again. The syncopated sound of the guillotines will shake our collective asses once more. The haircut to die for...
Carry on. |
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Bigwigs
Bigwigs
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Posted : Feb 24, 2009 23:48
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You are not allowed. Be gone now.
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Fria Tantrumm
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Posted : Feb 24, 2009 23:57
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Good Day to all
Since the recent inception of the Highest Tribunal of Offense, a Supreme Tribunal has also been instated.
The Supremest of all Tribunals, this is higher that the Highest Tribunal of Offense and all judgments may be appealed here...
A Judgement may only be appealed if the solution thus rendered by the Highest Tribunal of Offense is unsatisfactory.
I invite my sister Tina @ Moki Time Wave to preside, along with me, on all appealed cases. Tina and myself, are pretty High ourselves  and will offer a more feminine and sensitive touch to all appealed proceedings.
@ Septa : The Supremest tribunal has ruled that Aje's review was more of a bowel and bile testimony, we rate it a 8.537 on the Offensive scale and we will invoke the Fates and pray that he finds himself having to orally service a foul smelling geriatric crack whore. **************************************
Fractal Cowboys : Post Singularity COMING SOON :)
Orestis : Recursice Consciousness OUT
Psykovsky: Na Ve Ka is OUT! |
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