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cool things to do at airports!!!
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Rinkadink
Whiplash
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Posted : Aug 11, 2003 21:54
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this is somthing interesting to do at any airport with heavy security,
like isreal,canada or japan,wherever...
basically, you take a film-canister, pop in a ball-bearing or somthing,
then drop in a stinky fart
(beans or krishna food yeah?)
put the cap on it quick, and stash it in your luggage, you can do this up to 3 hours before you go through security, (dont worry your creation will maintain potency)...
then when the security man takes the canister out your bag,hears the ball-bearing knocking around, and asks you whats inside, just tell them the truth, and wait to see the results, ..THE TRICK IS TO PREPAIR LIKE TWELVE CANISTERS BEFOREHAND,..and watch with glee as the man`s professional interest sours to confusion as he opens
EVERY SINGLE ONE.
this gag is very effective in isreal ,cuz they always seem to sniff EVERYTHING.
word.
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psilocybe
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Posted : Aug 13, 2003 13:52
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dude you're insane... <mental note to remember that one>....  |
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-=Psy.Fraggle=-
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Posted : Aug 17, 2003 03:17
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wikkid! 
will try it out when im not carrying nething i would want em to sniff out 
bom!
 Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds.
If you cant convince them, c-o-n-f-u-s-e them !! |
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Brentel
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Posted : Aug 29, 2003 12:55
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LLLLLLLLOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! 
**YOUR BRAND HERE** |
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Mind Manipulation
Mind Manipulation
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Posted : Aug 29, 2003 20:18
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You sucker!!!!
I tend to always carry stuff i shouldnt, like toy guns, plastic hand grenades, gas canisters, lighters, and all the shit they love to dig out of your luggage and that generally cost nothing.. so if they decide to keep it, no loss....
if they ask what thet're for, you say, a gift to your nephew... or something.
Manipulation is to the chemist, like the external senses to the mind. --Whewell. |
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DETOX
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Posted : Aug 31, 2003 02:47
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Am i the only one that just orders a sandwich and a refreshment at airports and just watch the beatifull girls passing guy?
You freaks!
Toodaloo Motherfuckers!!!!! |
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Anak
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Posted : Aug 31, 2003 21:16
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MonasticSquid
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Posted : Sep 2, 2003 12:05
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...like me ... you should always park your 'shitty old' cars directly outside airport terminals.....in 'No Stopping' zones, left unnattended............
I find that it only takes a matter of minutes before 'Armed Anti Terrorist Units' descend upon the vehicle'... complete with 'Bomb Unit' and sniffer dogs....body armour and machine guns....
hehehe.... just keeping them on their toes 
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Beto
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Posted : Sep 2, 2003 15:56
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Dude,
I cant stop laughing ...
Looks like I will have a lot of fun with Rinkadink and Shane Gobi here in Brasil.
See you guys soon,
Beto RL |
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dj Shivalocka aka Demi
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Posted : Sep 4, 2003 08:09
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here in the US there is so much paranoya at everybodys face that u dont feel like freaking around in the airports! they sniff even in your shoes! be carefull in Russia they may putt their nose to your ass for sth extraordinary staff! heheh*))) |
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Rinkadink
Whiplash
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Posted : Sep 10, 2003 16:01
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yo monastic squid!,. fuck that idea of old cars and shit,... let me tell these dudes about how you lit up a spliff on the plane to japan, cuz you were over international waters and you thought it was ok to do anything,.?,. right huh?
you muppet,..ps(this for real.) |
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MonasticSquid
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Posted : Sep 13, 2003 00:51
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doc
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Posted : Sep 14, 2003 21:50
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lol
we're gonna build a whole new world for ourselves.look,they clap eyes on us and wer'e dead,right?so we gotta make a new life where they'll never find us.you know where?UNDERGROUND!
keep it small and beautiful! |
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Flipmoe
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Posted : Jan 30, 2004 09:53
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Lighting a spliff in a plane over international waters is clever but going to the toilet and using all the free goodies they give u to make ur own international airplane one hitter bong in the tiolet .
now that takes talent. who's gonna be the first guinea pig to try it.p.s remember the art to a one hitter is quick assembly, even quicker unassemble.
IRIE p.s.s rinkadink sweet set at aliens |
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Flipmoe
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Posted : Feb 4, 2004 20:43
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i meant i was lookin forward to origin what a chokka i got the fuckin party wrong!!!!
Its my goddamn onehitter's fault ??
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