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Alien Jesus - Open Your Eyes (Space Tribe Music, 2010)
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Templar^
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Alien Jesus - Open Your Eyes
Space Tribe Music, 2010
1. Open Your Eyes
2. Rhythm Of Life
3. Faster Evolution
4. Alien Jesus
5. Becoming Insane
6. Tonus Diabolicus
7. Lucy In The Sky
8. Digital Ant's Nest
9. Everything Is Nothing
There have been many of them: Dali, Hypersonic, Massive... Generally a glorified crew which should not be spoken of. As an addition to this collection came Alien Jesus and the "Open Your Eyes" album, which instantly shocked psy-fans more than the pornworld-thrilling statement made by Jenna Jameson that she will never spread her legs in front of a camera again. The people responsible for this abomination are the (once) respected psytrance specialists, namely GMS and Space Tribe. The name is just as cheesy as Miley Cyrus, while their music here is knocking from its bottom's bottom. "Open Your Eyes" is a detestable thing born out of low diversity of gene pool in closed societies such as Space Tribe Music. The continuous repetition of Olli's music genotype sooner or later had to bear fruit such as this one.
I do not see the slightest reason to describe individual tracks as there is no point in wasting both my and your time. As a way of fulfilling a duty and leaving curiosity behind I advise you to listen track samples at some online shop as an illustration of this whole peculiar phenomena. To put it in a delicate manner: someone overdid it by releasing this album. The GMSpace Tribe crew seems to be very delighted by itself and tries to sell the listener music-idiocy in the form of no-hands full-on rollercoaster, sprinkled with very cheesy motifs and vocals. A motley and kitschy mosaic. Kitsch can fun and intelligent, but Alien Jesus are no Tarantino or Rodriguez. The idea itself maybe has some kind of potential, but in a situation where I do not like already the first track and the rest is not good either, this does not generate good feelings about the whole thing. Let's not shout that it is crap etc, because there is no point in discussing such obvious things like the fact that there are crazy politicians in the world. It is evident that it is first and foremost exceptional rubbish, of which I could suspect the GMS guys, but Gould never expect such a thing from Olli Wisdom. After listening to the tracks here one can quickly come to a conclusion that maybe the material on albums such as "Dali - Colours" and "Hypersonic - Lerger Then Life" (I left the original spelling, which already made it to the top of psy-mockery) was not so bad. Scary as though it may be, it is very true.
Long time ago in schools run by priests there were debates - quite serious I must add - about issues such as: how many devils will fit themselves on the head of a pin? When the "Open Your Eyes" album saw its daylight, psytrance online communities began to discuss this faux pas made by the artistic trio. There is nothing to wonder about and search some hidden truths besides the fact that it is best to forget about this release. There were comments that the album's authors made it just for laughs. It would be very convenient to think so, because it is such a disgrace that in can be a serious threat to political commotion all over the world, where one can experience true clownery and disgust. Maybe the artists wanted to make us laugh, but I cannot say if they proved to be successful in this field. To make one laugh one needs to have such skills too. Here GMS and Space Tribe turned out to be artistic impotents. Instead of laughter, this shallow and infantile album makes one shake head in disbelief and pity. If it is a joke - all I can say is that it is very dry humor and nobody is laughing, except for the joker, who also becomes quiet quickly. The worst thing is that it could have been a very good album, because the people behind it have been with the scene for a very long time and know a lot about creating music. Some time ago Raja Ram wrote on his Facebook page: "music is God's breath". In this case, dear reader, strong mints are an absolute must. To paraphrase the album's title: open your eyes, close your ears.
Templar / http://www.psytrance.pl
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Braindrop
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Posted : Aug 16, 2011 18:09
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Bwhahaha! nice one...
HORRIBLE and absolutely pathetic!! And wat an 'amazing' cover!
They cld have easily gone or closed their careers as legends, but now with this.... they just dug their own grave!
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V3NOM
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Posted : Aug 17, 2011 01:47
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They actually could step out if the psytrance market and make a great retro pop album, all they'd need is an actual song writer to lay down some reasonable-good lyrics.
I really would like to see someone do what IM have done, but with a good vocalist & good lyrics. It could be massive.
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Perma Fry
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Posted : Aug 17, 2011 07:02
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This Cd was made for me to poop on
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Boulevard
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Posted : Aug 17, 2011 11:32
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One of the worst psy albums IMO
Mushrooms make you do crazy stuff. Look at Mario he jumps on animal heads and fights with dragons. |
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a3k
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Posted : Aug 17, 2011 13:21
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Templar^
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Posted : Aug 17, 2011 20:40
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a3k: thanks.  Too bad though that this album is very, very far from being great...
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Posted : Aug 18, 2011 07:22
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did you buy it? if you did burn it!!! record it on video and post it here.
"The dedication to repetition — the search for nirvana in a single held tone or an endlessly cycling rhythm — is one of electronic music's noblest gestures." |
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Boulevard
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Posted : Aug 18, 2011 11:38
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You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
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V3NOM
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Posted : Aug 18, 2011 13:46
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Jesus wasn't the blokes name mate. The Vatican chose it as they believed it would be the one most accetable by the worshipping sheep that follow such tomfoolery. The original scrolls referred to the person as a prophet or son of god, never by a name.
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Pavel
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Posted : Aug 22, 2011 01:08
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I'm just glad that something good was made because of this piece of dog shit music, and I mean the review of course
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Posted : Aug 22, 2011 15:46
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Vermeee
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Posted : Aug 24, 2011 01:37
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look for alien jesus in YOUTUBE and check the comments lol...
in fact there are people LOVIN IT.......
oh my goodnes...
its the end of the world..
well i ll post some of the comments coz i know u guys wotn loose the time to read it...
"This is fantastic, actually this is my very first time listening to these guys.. It's simply great!"
"kikass"
"This is great !"
"Awesome stuff - Alien Jesus rocks!!!  "
"wicked genius piece of creativity guys.. finally ,, more more more""
"Well done Ollie! Luvin it! Where's the dance floor!?"
and millions more...
O MY FUCKIN GOODNESS>>>>>>
its the end of the world indeed...
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Templar^
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Posted : Aug 25, 2011 18:36
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Regarding the above there is no need to be worried. There are millions of flies in the world and they just adore eating faeces - should their taste matter to us? No, let us fully enjoy other things and leave the foul matter to the less evolved beings.
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insane
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Posted : Aug 26, 2011 13:42
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^ lol  good example
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NEMESIS - DEVILSMIND RECORDS - 2007
PATTERNS EP - DEVILSMIND RECORDS _ 2009
SEANCE - DEVILSMIND RECORDS - 2011
PATTERNS II EP - DEVILSMIND RECORDS _ 2013 |
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