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A Modest Proposal
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mudpeople
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Posted : Oct 5, 2006 02:06
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So, it seems we have a problem. There is just way too much diversity in the modern trance scene. Those who remember the old days know what I mean. We hunger for a solution, we thirst for the lost values. Here I will illustrate an Idea, which may be taken as a solution to our problems.
It is simply this: We will destroy any new trance that is not goatrance. We will erase hard drives, burn cds, break synthesizers, we will do what we need to, to get this problem under control. We will go to the factories where synths are made and burn them to the ground. We will replace them all with Roland factories. These will produce nothing but tb-303s, TR-808s, and TR-909s. We will then be free of the clutter of the modern world.
We will then go to Goa. We will kill all the losers who like darkpsy, fullon, and progressive, and we will destroy their computers, cd players, and mixers. Then we will bring our 303s and drum machines. We will then recover what has been so dreadfully lost. We will dance all night to the sound of these old synths making the One True Trance. We will be the rulers of Trance. We will dictate to the world the True Path. Goatrance will reign supreme, as it rightfully should, over all.
Let us go to it.
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Pythagoraz
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Posted : Oct 5, 2006 02:13
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Kane
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Posted : Oct 5, 2006 03:49
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Goa is dead. Stop thinking of it as a problem.
and by the way, the "proposal" is a joke..its impossible.. |
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mudpeople
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Posted : Oct 5, 2006 06:22
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yeah, ever read A Modest Proposal? It was a way to solve the problem, at the time, of too many Irish people. The solution: Eating their children.
just in case you dont know, Im kidding, this is a satire, as the original was.
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kikola
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Posted : Oct 5, 2006 08:10
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On 2006-10-05 02:06, mudpeople wrote:
So, it seems we have a problem. There is just way too much diversity in the modern trance scene. Those who remember the old days know what I mean. We hunger for a solution, we thirst for the lost values. Here I will illustrate an Idea, which may be taken as a solution to our problems.
It is simply this: We will destroy any new trance that is not goatrance. We will erase hard drives, burn cds, break synthesizers, we will do what we need to, to get this problem under control. We will go to the factories where synths are made and burn them to the ground. We will replace them all with Roland factories. These will produce nothing but tb-303s, TR-808s, and TR-909s. We will then be free of the clutter of the modern world.
We will then go to Goa. We will kill all the losers who like darkpsy, fullon, and progressive, and we will destroy their computers, cd players, and mixers. Then we will bring our 303s and drum machines. We will then recover what has been so dreadfully lost. We will dance all night to the sound of these old synths making the One True Trance. We will be the rulers of Trance. We will dictate to the world the True Path. Goatrance will reign supreme, as it rightfully should, over all.
Let us go to it.
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hmmm and I reckon that you want to be the leader ???
http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/qt-z.html
enjoy life a litlle bit more :-D
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Pt.
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Posted : Oct 5, 2006 08:24
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haha, great thread/post mudpeople  I'm in, where can I sign up? |
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kArO
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Posted : Oct 5, 2006 09:06
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brilliant 
thanks, muddy, you made smile tonight. |
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TrippyJohnny
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Posted : Oct 5, 2006 10:36
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Nathan
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Posted : Oct 5, 2006 11:50
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Isn't It easier to use a time machine and go beck to the 90'? Or Take Lior and Avi (Astral projection)as prisoners and make them do Mahadevvvvvva all day long?
-=The Meaning Of Life Is To Give Life A Meaning= |
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sure_smoke_alot
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Posted : Oct 5, 2006 12:04
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On 2006-10-05 11:50, Nathan wrote:
Isn't It easier to use a time machine and go beck to the 90'? Or Take Lior and Avi (Astral projection)as prisoners and make them do Mahadevvvvvva all day long?
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i wanna be a part of this 
the problem with valuing art is, till u dont understand it, it's worthless but wen u do understand it, it's priceless!! |
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superman
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Posted : Oct 5, 2006 13:35
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On 2006-10-05 03:49, qane wrote:
Goa is dead. Stop thinking of it as a problem.
and by the way, the "proposal" is a joke..its impossible..
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u cant be more right my friend.....
GOA is GONE.....
Let The Game Begin.... |
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Magox
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Posted : Oct 5, 2006 14:13
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On 2006-10-05 02:06, mudpeople wrote:
So, it seems we have a problem. There is just way too much diversity in the modern trance scene. Those who remember the old days know what I mean. We hunger for a solution, we thirst for the lost values. Here I will illustrate an Idea, which may be taken as a solution to our problems.
It is simply this: We will destroy any new trance that is not goatrance. We will erase hard drives, burn cds, break synthesizers, we will do what we need to, to get this problem under control. We will go to the factories where synths are made and burn them to the ground. We will replace them all with Roland factories. These will produce nothing but tb-303s, TR-808s, and TR-909s. We will then be free of the clutter of the modern world.
We will then go to Goa. We will kill all the losers who like darkpsy, fullon, and progressive, and we will destroy their computers, cd players, and mixers. Then we will bring our 303s and drum machines. We will then recover what has been so dreadfully lost. We will dance all night to the sound of these old synths making the One True Trance. We will be the rulers of Trance. We will dictate to the world the True Path. Goatrance will reign supreme, as it rightfully should, over all.
Let us go to it.
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jaja.....
nice.........
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Krell
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Posted : Oct 5, 2006 14:32
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On 2006-10-05 02:06, mudpeople wrote:
So, it seems we have a problem. There is just way too much diversity in the modern trance scene. Those who remember the old days know what I mean. We hunger for a solution, we thirst for the lost values. Here I will illustrate an Idea, which may be taken as a solution to our problems.
It is simply this: We will destroy any new trance that is not goatrance. We will erase hard drives, burn cds, break synthesizers, we will do what we need to, to get this problem under control. We will go to the factories where synths are made and burn them to the ground. We will replace them all with Roland factories. These will produce nothing but tb-303s, TR-808s, and TR-909s. We will then be free of the clutter of the modern world.
We will then go to Goa. We will kill all the losers who like darkpsy, fullon, and progressive, and we will destroy their computers, cd players, and mixers. Then we will bring our 303s and drum machines. We will then recover what has been so dreadfully lost. We will dance all night to the sound of these old synths making the One True Trance. We will be the rulers of Trance. We will dictate to the world the True Path. Goatrance will reign supreme, as it rightfully should, over all.
Let us go to it.
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  ONE SOUND TO RULE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!
  KILLER ATTITUDE BRO!!!!!!!!!
- Krell
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Yellow Warrior
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Posted : Oct 5, 2006 16:10
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On 2006-10-05 02:06, mudpeople wrote:
So, it seems we have a problem. There is just way too much diversity in the modern trance scene. Those who remember the old days know what I mean. We hunger for a solution, we thirst for the lost values. Here I will illustrate an Idea, which may be taken as a solution to our problems.
It is simply this: We will destroy any new trance that is not goatrance. We will erase hard drives, burn cds, break synthesizers, we will do what we need to, to get this problem under control. We will go to the factories where synths are made and burn them to the ground. We will replace them all with Roland factories. These will produce nothing but tb-303s, TR-808s, and TR-909s. We will then be free of the clutter of the modern world.
We will then go to Goa. We will kill all the losers who like darkpsy, fullon, and progressive, and we will destroy their computers, cd players, and mixers. Then we will bring our 303s and drum machines. We will then recover what has been so dreadfully lost. We will dance all night to the sound of these old synths making the One True Trance. We will be the rulers of Trance. We will dictate to the world the True Path. Goatrance will reign supreme, as it rightfully should, over all.
Let us go to it.
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I challenge you to give your proposal a shot at the world famous DJMegaraver and DJ Megakiller Studios!!
Rather than feeling that you're about to have the rug pulled from under you, let me teach you how to dance on a flying carpet |
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mudpeople
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Posted : Oct 5, 2006 18:12
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One sound to rule them all, one sound to find them, one sound to bring them all and in the cheap, 16bit sound, BIND THEM!!
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