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manu
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Mar 29, 2004 07:26
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COMPLAINT
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Dear Software Engineer,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space
and valuable resources. This phenomenon was not included in the Product
brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches
during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Party 5.0
no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my
other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance 'n' Drunk 2.0 &
Bachelor Party 7.77. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the
UN-install does not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0
but got this error "General protection Fault in module House Security. The
UN-installation will abort."
Can you help me? Please!!!
Regards;
Desperate Husband
REPLY
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Ref: Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife
Dear User,
This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a
Primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or
purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You cannot go back to
Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more
problems than the original system. Look in your manual under
"Warnings-Alimony/Child Support" which was given to you at the time of
registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with
the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you
read the entire section Regarding General Partnership Fault's (GPFs). The
best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
In fact I would suggest you use this command every time Wife 1.0 crashes on
your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0.
I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5, which will improve
the performance of Wife 1.0.
Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause
irreversible Damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Regards,
Software Engineer
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lol i got this in a mail.. loved it hahahaa !!!!
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Posted : Mar 29, 2004 15:53
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Respect!
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FluoSamsara (Oxygen)
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Posted : Mar 29, 2004 18:40
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Huuuuuhhahahahaha!!
Awsome!!
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Spacegirl
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Posted : Mar 29, 2004 21:38
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Creative !! heheh 
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Goblim
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Posted : Mar 29, 2004 22:52
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Hehehe
good one!
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TAKAYA
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Posted : Mar 31, 2004 21:01
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Theese things should come with a warning on the back 
Love you'r music and Respect you'r artists! |
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Mike A
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Posted : Mar 31, 2004 23:08
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sorry to ruin the fun, but where's the link?
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Lucas Aly
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Posted : Apr 1, 2004 00:38
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but now may i ask, why the "OFFTOPIC" section has only the "Links" option!? There should have some trully OFFTOPIC section... or why don't you just call LINKS instead puting some "Offtopic" section?! i really don't see the point...
Some really good msgs like this one will be closed because there is no section for it... lol
anyway i don't know if that is the intention...
Peace 
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manu
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Posted : Apr 1, 2004 08:40
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