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Justin Chaos
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Posted : Apr 12, 2006 18:07
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She's Celina if I'm not wrong
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orange
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Posted : Apr 12, 2006 19:13
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On 2006-04-02 04:06, Nomolos(Zenon Rec.) wrote:
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On 2006-03-31 18:40, ----Dawn---- wrote:
PLUR wouldn’t be PLUR without hot chicks! 
How about a Miss Isratrance* contest?
To enter, just send me £500 and correctly complete the following sentence:
If i am crowned Miss Isratrance 2006 i will...
a) Travel the world
b) Work with underprivileged donkeys
c) Strive to bring about world peace
d) Strive to bring about world destruction
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*This contest is open to both women and men pretending to be women. All entrants must be over the age of 18 and have at least 70% of their own teeth. Your home is at risk if you set it on fire. I think i used that stupid joke before but i'm guessing no one will notice. No bugger ever reads all this shit anyway so i could type any old rubbish here. I killed three hitch-hikers last year with a big hammer and used their bones to make a nice Victorian style coffee table and matching magazine rack. Please be aware that by applying to take part in this contest you are entering into a legally binding contract to be hunted for sport. Several animals were injured during the writing of this small print, including at least 2 endangered ones. The jokes in this badly conceived legal waiver gag are not intended to be funny. Any resemblance to funny jokes is purely coincidental. Warning: This beauty contest may contain traces of cat shampoo and pickled onions.
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LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!
brob' the best post ever writin on this forum!
Cheers.
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mohahahahahha!!!!!
ill second nomolos !! this 1 was the bestest post ive read in a long time!
orange
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K - OS
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Posted : Apr 12, 2006 19:39
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*This contest is open to both women and men pretending to be women. All entrants must be over the age of 18 and have at least 70% of their own teeth. Your home is at risk if you set it on fire. I think i used that stupid joke before but i'm guessing no one will notice. No bugger ever reads all this shit anyway so i could type any old rubbish here. I killed three hitch-hikers last year with a big hammer and used their bones to make a nice Victorian style coffee table and matching magazine rack. Please be aware that by applying to take part in this contest you are entering into a legally binding contract to be hunted for sport. Several animals were injured during the writing of this small print, including at least 2 endangered ones. The jokes in this badly conceived legal waiver gag are not intended to be funny. Any resemblance to funny jokes is purely coincidental. Warning: This beauty contest may contain traces of cat shampoo and pickled onions.
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Muahahahahahahaha Damn funny or did it happen really 
Anyways I also have such a nice victorian coffee table at home.
I allways have been wondering what is it made of
Thanks for the information 
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----Dawn----
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Posted : Apr 12, 2006 19:46
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Yes... i find that nothing makes a really good authentic-looking Victorian-style coffee table like dead hitch-hikers!
Don't settle for those IKEA tables made from HHS (hitch-hiker substitute) - homemade is always best!
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K - OS
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Posted : Apr 12, 2006 19:59
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On 2006-04-12 19:46, ----Dawn---- wrote:
Yes... i find that nothing makes a really good authentic-looking Victorian-style coffee table like dead hitch-hikers!
Don't settle for those IKEA tables made from HHS (hitch-hiker substitute) - homemade is always best!
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Ok I'll mention it the next time I'll collect some free living hitch hikers to make my own handmade victorian coffee table
Thanks for the tip m8
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Justin Chaos
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Posted : Apr 19, 2006 17:06
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begreen
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Posted : May 4, 2006 11:39
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how to upload pix?
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Pt.
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Posted : May 4, 2006 11:58
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begreen
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Posted : May 4, 2006 17:07
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THX for fast help
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Pt.
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Posted : May 4, 2006 17:26
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No problem. Now upload a picture and be green 
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Forest dreams
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Posted : May 4, 2006 20:25
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kArO
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Posted : May 5, 2006 08:47
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 Nice pix people. You are BEaUtiFUL!!! Since I've been home from work this evening I've had dinner, a romp in the sheets with my love & devoured all 39 pages of this thread. *good times* I have a very fulfilling life
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begreen
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Posted : May 5, 2006 09:08
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[URL=http://img145.imageshack.us/my.php?image=opa801872on.jpg][IMG]http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4458/opa801872on.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
(if pics of plants violate any feelings or or ... please just remove it =)
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kArO
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Posted : May 5, 2006 09:19
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Flowers?? For us? Thank you begreen. |
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