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Your own Conspiracy Theory
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Andrey
Inactive User
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Posted : May 25, 2005 23:45
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Colin OOOD
OOOD/Voice of Cod
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Posted : May 26, 2005 02:27
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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand peace you need to realize that everything is controlled by a The Beatles made up of under-fives with help from redheads.
The conspiracy first started during the beginning of the universe in absolutely everywhere. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including when Winston Churchill lost his virginity.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by picking your nose and eating it.
They want to spanking the monkey forum moderators and imprison resisters in Vladivostok using horse and cart.
In order to prepare for this, we all must to stop masturbating. Since the media is controlled by hippies we should get our information from Country Club committee members.
Er... ok.
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gaspard
Yab Yum
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Posted : May 26, 2005 02:47
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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity you need to realize that everything is controlled by a peak records made up of bald women with help from hare krishnas.
The conspiracy first started during boom festival 2004 in amsterdam. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including battle of hastings.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nose-picking.
They want to kick in the nuts albert hoffmann and imprison resisters in irak using flying carpets.
In order to prepare for this, we all must stand up and scream. Since the media is controlled by isratrance forum we should get our information from maggie thatcher.
makes you wonder doenst it?!
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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CRX(HSS Records)
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : May 26, 2005 03:24
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don't start friend andrey u;ll be suprrized !
goodnight to u all
respect,
CRC,athens(xexe)
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Raziel
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Posted : May 26, 2005 04:24
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In order to understand the Full-on community you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of skazi fans made up of stupid people with help from drugs.
The conspiracy first started during 2001 in Skazis house. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including destroying goa trance music.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by killlarrrrrrrr posts.
They want to kill Pavel and imprison resisters in skazis home using killllllarrrgggg methods of transporation.
In order to prepare for this, we all must cut our ears. Since the media is controlled by Skazi we should get our information from i can't think of anything |
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Andrey
Inactive User
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Posted : May 26, 2005 12:38
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On 2005-05-26 04:24, Raziel wrote:
In order to understand the Full-on community you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of skazi fans made up of stupid people with help from drugs.
The conspiracy first started during 2001 in Skazis house. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including destroying goa trance music.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by killlarrrrrrrr posts.
They want to kill Pavel and imprison resisters in skazis home using killllllarrrgggg methods of transporation.
In order to prepare for this, we all must cut our ears. Since the media is controlled by Skazi we should get our information from i can't think of anything
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Godd, very good one )))
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Pavel
Moderator
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Posted : May 27, 2005 03:51
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In order to understand lobotomy you need to realize that everything is controlled by a bearded Swedish midgets made up of genetically modified hamsters with help from Isratrance Moderators.
The conspiracy first started during Klingon war in Beta Quadrant. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the fall of the Berlin wall.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nose picking.
They want to masturbate with DETOX and imprison resisters in DETOX's bathroom using flying carpets.
In order to prepare for this, we all must fart. Since the media is controlled by Pavel we should get our information from Justin Chaos.
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kailum
Kailum
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Posted : May 28, 2005 05:09
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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand world domination you need to realize that everything is controlled by a peace keepers made up of imagination with help from bunch.
The conspiracy first started during eternal life in eden. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including invented of the bubble gum.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by u know what.
They want to burn u from the inside out united and imprison resisters in iran using projection.
In order to prepare for this, we all must diversiom. Since the media is controlled by mifleget shinui we should get our information from holly bible.
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Nathan
IsraTrance Senior Member
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Posted : May 28, 2005 19:12
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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Pop you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Mainstream cretures made up of Old farmers with help from Aliens.
The conspiracy first started during war in sea. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Fall of the world trade center.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by fart.
They want to spit on prists and imprison resisters in never ever land using cars.
In order to prepare for this, we all must puke. Since the media is controlled by animals we should get our information from Trance freaks.
-=The Meaning Of Life Is To Give Life A Meaning= |
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Justin Chaos
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Jun 2, 2005 21:21
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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand groove you need to realize that everything is controlled by a wankers made up of supermods with help from skazi's fans.
The conspiracy first started during samothraki2003 in barcelona. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Justin birthday.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by farting.
They want to killaaahhhrrrggghhh pavel and imprison resisters in hell using teleportations.
In order to prepare for this, we all must get the groove on. Since the media is controlled by justin chaos we should get our information from shahar.
whatever dude.
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neo_mastar
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Posted : Jun 2, 2005 21:27
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plz excusemy ignorance...
but i didnt understood ..
what am i suposed 2 do in that page?
The important thing is never to stop questioning. (A. Einstein) |
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neo_mastar
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Posted : Jun 2, 2005 21:39
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OOowww now ive got it ...
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the world you need to realize that everything is controlled by a aliens made up of VC's with help from KKK.
The conspiracy first started during the independence day in USA. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including your birth.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by scratching the ass with middle finger.
They want to kill Harry Potter and imprison resisters in Cambodja using submarines.
In order to prepare for this, we all must suicide. Since the media is controlled by my mom we should get our information from dad.
that makes no sense 
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s0ft
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Jun 3, 2005 00:40
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In order to understand time travel you need to realize that everything is controlled by a flight squadron made up of trash men with help from sex offenders.
The conspiracy first started during the battle on hoth in france. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including magic johnson getting aids.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by spitting.
They want to kiss president bush and imprison resisters in my bedroom using unicycles.
In order to prepare for this, we all must rape. Since the media is controlled by basket weavers we should get our information from librarians.
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CRX(HSS Records)
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Jun 3, 2005 00:51
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I told you!
respect,
CRX,athens
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