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xolvex's 9months in the Womb

Xolvexs
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Posted : Jul 1, 2010 20:44:21
MODS posted this in the trance section please delete sorry for the double post

Xolvexs (true identity hidden for unobvious reasons),

He came out of his mothers womb 9 months after his father performed "the" act. In the first few weeks of his formation, his would be mother felt she had caught a stomach virus and so she visited her family doctor. The doctor conducted a few tests and told her that it was not a virus but it was an ulcer and it was growing and she go to an expert. Dazed and confuzed his young 22 year old mother visited another doctor this time a good expensive one and this doctor was a she. The she doctor informed the mother it was nothing to worry and that it was niether a virus nor an ulcer but humanoid. The mother did not know what she felt- she asked the doctor "what am i feeling"- the doctor told her "you are feeling good"- just when she heard that she had to puke- and then she asked her doctor, "is that what feeling good is supposed to feel like?" -The doctor was now dazed and confuzed and offered the mother a glass of water and pill. she swallowed it. All this while Xolvexs was conducting an internal survey of the mothers body. Mapping and plotting areas of strategic interests. While his body would restricted one area, his mind would wander around all of the mothers body. His mind would sometimes go in the nose, at times in lungs at times in the feet at other times in the elbow and various other regions. But what really grabbed his little minds attention was big brain which rested above the eyes all the way up top. His little mind kept looking at that big big big thing and could not comprehend what it was. Because of his restrained body position inside the womb he felt that big thing up above was the source for everything. He kept his mind on the brain for 9 months while he was in the womb.
When he came out, from pleasent ambient lighting and into the bright light, he could barely keep his eyes open.He was like "what the fuck! where are my sunglasses?"


          When death comes to your doorstep, make sure you are alive
Maine Coon
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Posted : Jul 1, 2010 21:55
And I guess the moral of the story is:
spiritual travels into somebody’s brain may not help you get sunglasses.
Xolvexs
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Posted : Jul 1, 2010 23:42
no..
you need sunglasses
not spirituality           When death comes to your doorstep, make sure you are alive
Maine Coon
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Posted : Jul 2, 2010 01:16
Nah, spirituality is fine - as long as you have sunglasses.
BTW, best wishes if today indeed is your birthday. Or even if it's not...
Xamanist
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Posted : Jul 2, 2010 12:44
Happy birthday, if you already can understand english!           Sérgio Xamanist
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