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juice
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Posted : Jul 26, 2004 09:18
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Sorry fr not putin ne link...but this is i found very interesting..........pleas give a look. this is a teleconversation between two.............
What's in the name ???
-"Who's calling?"
-"Watt."
-"What is your name, please?"
-"Watt's my name."
-That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
-"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
A long pause, and then from Watt,
-"Is this James Brown?"
-"No, this is Knott."
-"Please tell me your name."
-"Will Knott."
-Why not?
-Huh? What do you mean why not?
-Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?
-But I told you my name!
-Didn't you say you will not?
-Not not, knott, Will Knott!
-That's what I mean.
-So you know my name.
-Of course not!
-Good. So now, what is yours?
-Watt. Yours?
-Your name!
-Watt's my name.
-How the hell do I know? I am asking you!
-Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have
not even told ! me yours yet.
-You have been patient, what about me? I have told you my name so many
times and it is you who have not told me yours yet.
-Of course not!
-See, you even know my name!
-Of course not!
-Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?
-Because I don't.
[Pause]
-What is your name?
-See, you know my name!
-Of course not!
-Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?
-To find out your name!
-But you already know it!
-What?
-See, and you know mine!
-Of course not!
-Exactly!
-Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be
your
answer?
-Watt's my name.
-No, no, give me only one word.
-Watt
-Your name!
-Right!
[pause before it hits him]
-Oh, Wright!
-Yeah!
-So why didn't you say it before?
-I told you so many times!
-You never said Wright before
-Of course I did.
-Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?
-I do n! ot.
-Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.
-I do not!
-Good!
[pause before it hits him]
-Oh, Guud!
-Good.
-No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?
-No, it's Knott!
-Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud.
-Yes Wright
Enjoy!!
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blueOrb
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Posted : Jul 26, 2004 14:40
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CLAW
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Posted : Jul 26, 2004 17:40
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Anak
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Posted : Jul 26, 2004 18:49
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Lucas Aly
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Posted : Jul 26, 2004 23:05
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iehoieheoi indeed nice
we are one. |
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Dragongurl
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Posted : Jul 27, 2004 12:23
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Hahaha, that gave me a good giggle 
:: Life can be as bitter as dragon tears
But whether dragon tears are bitter or sweet
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