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what is the funniest line you heard at a party?

sure_smoke_alot
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Posted : Apr 15, 2010 14:31
At a party in Goa 2002 sum Indian guys after figuring that i too m indian came up to me spoke for 2 - 3 mins and then ask me 'So when is the orgy going to start'           the problem with valuing art is, till u dont understand it, it's worthless but wen u do understand it, it's priceless!!
exotic
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Posted : Apr 15, 2010 19:23
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On 2010-04-15 14:31, sure_smoke_alot wrote:
At a party in Goa 2002 sum Indian guys after figuring that i too m indian came up to me spoke for 2 - 3 mins and then ask me 'So when is the orgy going to start'


lol... typical first timers! but its kinda true with the sleaze that used to be all over at parties in goa during those times.           missing plug-in
John
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Posted : Apr 18, 2010 23:04
Security guy at Solipse festival in Zambia "why do they keep playing the same record over & over again?"
Run Lola
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Posted : Apr 19, 2010 00:05
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On 2010-04-18 23:04, John wrote:
Security guy at Solipse festival in Zambia "why do they keep playing the same record over & over again?"



hahahaaa.. that's the best, my little nephew you asked me the same question two days ago!
elesdifrend
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Posted : Apr 29, 2010 23:11
This did not happen to me but was a scenario here at a certain party and a dj shared it on a similar forum,

scenario 1: girls comes up to the dj and asks, do you have this song, so she starts ¨singing¨ tan tan tan tan so after he is wandering after a lot of time which song she is meaning both come to the conclusion that the song the lady was trying to point out was:






and Scenario 2, a farmer who lived near where a party was held comes in the morning and says, are you done yet with the ant killing, and everybody was wondering what he was trying to say and then he imitated the stomping dancing movements of the people that went to the party....

scenario 3, here in the tropics the people is not used to this kind of music, so at the latest the second day of the party if you are not very far away from your next neighbour, he might show up with an angry look and say: Are you people totally mad???? Shut this music off, it has been on for 40 hours!!! how long will this continue, are you fucking insane......but this happens only on small parties....the big parties go without problems.....
Nathan
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Posted : Apr 30, 2010 00:16
on my way to the car (morning)

There are blue cats it the field. Blue cats!           -=The Meaning Of Life Is To Give Life A Meaning=
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Posted : Apr 30, 2010 00:29
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On 2010-04-15 12:31, Run Lola wrote:
when does the arabic music start (at a party here in beirut)

another big american dude asked if I can ask the dj to play hip hop.. typical!



They do that no matter what type of party it is:



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Steve Angello humiliates Paris Hilton, DJs worldwide rejoice

The princess of bottle service culture herself, Ms. famous-for-no-particular-reason, Paris Hilton, was publicly humiliated by Swedish House Mafia man Steve Angello in move that will leave DJs around the world cheering his name till the end of time.

The LA-based diva turned up at the 1OAK party at Angello’s showcase at WMC on Thursday night/Friday morning, and found his music “was not even danceable and was frankly giving me a migraine.”

Hilton asked one of her friends who runs the hotel to change the music and the manager said between emphatic kisses of her ass, “I’ll lead you up to the DJ booth and he’ll play whatever you want.”

The age old battle between ignorant, over-privileged wannabes and DJs trying to do their best just went front and centre. Brilliant.

Angello claims Hilton repeatedly asked him to play hip-hop. Hilton claims she only asked him to play Bob Sinclar or Daft Punk.

But whatever went down, it led to a big fight. Hilton’s friend Doug Reinhardt and her entourage got a kicking for apparently slapping Steve Angello.

Angello on his Twitter said: “For someone who claims to make records...don’t come into a booth and ask me to play hip-hop and then have your doorman slap me. Or at least if you wanna do that.....don’t moan about it when we all kicked off. Don’t be so fucking rude.”

Hilton’s response on her Myspace blog portrays her ignorance and self-importance in the ugly light of day.

“The DJ (I don’t even know his name cause he sucks so bad) was playing the worst music ever!” she says. “I think he was jealous cause Bob Sinclar is a far better DJ then this guy by about a million times.

“He was so unbelievably rude and all because I asked to play one good song. Then out of nowhere his bodyguard (don’t ask me why he has a bodyguard, like he really needs one. Ha) pushed me really hard, that’s when my boyfriend, like my knight in shining armor, stepped in and told the guy to keep his hands off of me. Then all hell broke loose, it was like something out of a fight movie, it was so frightening.”

Whatever the truth, the fact is Hilton thought her fame granted her the right to use Steve Angello as her monkey DJ for the night.

How many times have we DJs been requested to play terrible records by clueless self-serving wannabes who want nothing more than to bask in their own glory?

Steve Angello just stood up for himself and his music. He went head-to-head with the biggest celebrity in the world and won. DJs around the world should rejoice.

          "The dedication to repetition — the search for nirvana in a single held tone or an endlessly cycling rhythm — is one of electronic music's noblest gestures."
JohnTaramas
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Posted : Apr 30, 2010 00:43
referring to FrankE who was playing, a friend who does not know much about, said .. "This guy is an energy juicer with a degree!"
gazella


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Posted : Apr 30, 2010 06:01
i was at a party in the desert and was talking/shouting to a friend in the middle of the dance floor when he ask me:
''dude, what are u on?''
and there was a break on the music and a complete silence was made and i shout..
''i take 2 much acid''
and ppl begun to stare and laugh at mee.. lol
i was so emberesing and specialy on 2 much cid but its a funny story to tell

to who else has this happened..?

          
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On 2007-11-22 00:38, gazella wrote:
maybe I'm high or simplly kuku ...but its all about the vibe



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V3NOM
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Posted : Apr 30, 2010 06:12
at a winter bush doof me & some mates pulled up to see a dude shagging his hot chica in the freezing cold on the bonnet of a car butt naked... and my mate said too loudly "man I'd f#ck in this cold as well" and the guy looks over and said "well you can take her ass right now as I'm happy with the pussy" and mymate responded "nah it's ok I'm on too much 'cid & weed to get it up"

and we just LOL'd all night...           I hate you, you hate me, we are all so hap hap happy!
Chemogen
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Posted : Apr 30, 2010 09:40
"Whiskey is the least fattening" group of girls.

"But what if there were like...Two more moons?" another group of girls.
phazed
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Posted : Apr 30, 2010 10:33
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On 2010-04-15 14:31, sure_smoke_alot wrote:
At a party in Goa 2002 sum Indian guys after figuring that i too m indian came up to me spoke for 2 - 3 mins and then ask me 'So when is the orgy going to start'




HAHAHAHHAHA           -.-. .... --- --- ... . / .-.. --- ...- .
psykeshwar
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Posted : Apr 30, 2010 21:29
one guy come to me in delhi indoor psykovsky is playing ..he say .you r fcking lucky to see this act in delhi...happy person...fullpower in grooves....           <<<<<<<<SECREAT SHIVA CLUB>>>>>>>>
Dreamkeeper


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Posted : May 2, 2010 11:59
at hilltop goa... me n my firend wer dancing fullon .. n 1 gentleman comes upto her n ask "can i dance wid u"
Fometrius
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Posted : May 3, 2010 01:05
hehe
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