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juice
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Posted : Dec 8, 2005 12:20
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid £8 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here ?
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NextWorld
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Posted : Dec 8, 2005 12:40
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2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
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but you have to stand up every time you want to change something without the remote control.
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4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
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it could be the first or the second place...but most of the time its the 736545th place, and the last possible solution....
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8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
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compared with the Univesere, life is fucking short.
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9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here ?
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maybe there are other busses stoping there. You could probably be waiting for another one.
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People that bitch about normal behaviour.
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headyatail2000
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Posted : Dec 8, 2005 12:56
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hahaha
i'll try the bus stop thing
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when ppl. say "I told you so"..ok asshole, i got it!
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when you're in the loo and ppl. ask " what u doing"??
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when you're late 4 work and others ask "why are u late"? LOOK I DIDN'T care about the alarm!! NOW PISS OFFF..
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Tom Burn
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Posted : Dec 8, 2005 20:15
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On 2005-12-08 12:20, juice wrote:
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
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death may last much longer than life!!!i mean,u may live for 60-7- or even 100 years but u (we) 'll be dead forever!!
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Forest dreams
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Posted : Dec 8, 2005 22:02
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On 2005-12-08 12:20, juice wrote:
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
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hehehe yeah 'verbal irony! a question is already being asked 
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TranceChick
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Posted : Dec 10, 2005 20:59
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1. When ppl ask the store owner "what time do you close?"... the hours of opperation are posted on THE FRONT DOOR! Idiots!!
2. "Do you work here?"... No loser, I wear this uniform (with name tag) for fun!
3. I have many body piercings. So I really hate it when ppl ask... "Did that hurt?" or my fav... "Does that hurt?"
My response is always "Yes, now that you mention it... Ouch!!"
4. Working in a Liquor store, we get a lot of stupid questions like:
"Do you know anything about wines?"
I say, "No, but if you ask the Butcher down the street... I'm sure he can help you". D'oh!! 
There's more, but that's enough for now. 
Peace & Love;
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K - OS
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Posted : Dec 16, 2005 10:49
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8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
That's right,but sometimes life can be shorter than you expect it to be.
So when people say "Life is short",I think they mostly mean life can be short.
But anyway,I had lots of fun while reading your Hatelist.
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