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Chuck Norris is my homeboy
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Posted : Feb 22, 2006 17:53
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Nathan
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Posted : Feb 22, 2006 20:53
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# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  -=The Meaning Of Life Is To Give Life A Meaning= |
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Posted : Feb 23, 2006 09:07
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lokus
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Posted : Feb 23, 2006 09:13
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yesssssssssss
a tribute to the master!
"Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People."
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- trick music
- ambivalent records
myspace.com/lokuz
ps: y trance?
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Posted : Feb 23, 2006 09:29
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# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
hahaha.. Aaahh.. I think I will have to make a chuck t-shirt. This site is to good.
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lokus
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Posted : Feb 23, 2006 09:46
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omg this is so cool
"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."
rofl
- last possible solution
- trick music
- ambivalent records
myspace.com/lokuz
ps: y trance?
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K - OS
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Posted : Feb 23, 2006 14:54
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"The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain."
Killaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh...
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Pavel
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Posted : Feb 23, 2006 15:34
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Hahaha, good one.
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Olli
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Posted : Feb 25, 2006 00:52
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris
hahaha
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technoid
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Posted : Feb 25, 2006 07:04
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Posted : Jun 16, 2006 13:58
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Chuck own Favorites!!!
:: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
:: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
:: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
:: Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
:: Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
:: Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
:: Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
:: Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
:: There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
:: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
:: Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
:: Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
:: There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
:: Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
:: Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
:: Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
:: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
:: Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
:: Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
:: Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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0v3rd0s3d
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Posted : Jun 16, 2006 19:49
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gaspard
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Posted : Jun 19, 2006 16:25
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Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris' agent has been missing for almost 2 years now. Never ask Chuck Norris to be in a gay cowboy movie.
Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?op=article&article_id=1089740&view=276
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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PlutoDelic
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Posted : Jun 21, 2006 02:16
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chuck norris roundhouse kicked this topic 
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s0ft
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Posted : Jun 21, 2006 06:21
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