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___metrix_girl
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Posted : Jan 15, 2002 21:57:18
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even i tired to read this thread!
20 pages of ...?
movies, poems, and crap... |
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___zahimi
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Posted : Jan 15, 2002 22:07:48
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ok.
we will finish the monty python marathon with one of the best sketches:
The SPAM Sketch
from The Final Rip Off
Mr. Bun: Morning.
Waitress: Morning.
Mr. Bun: Well, what you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon
egg, sausage and bacon
egg and spam
egg, bacon and spam
egg, bacon, sausage and spam
spam, bacon, sausage and spam
spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam
spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
(Vikings start singing in background)
spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
Vikings: Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam.
Waitress: (cont) or lobster thermador ecrovets with a bournaise sause, served in the purple salm Mr. Bunor with chalots and overshies, garnished with truffle pate, brandy, a fried egg on top and spam.
Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.
Mrs. Bun: I don't want any spam!
Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Mrs. Bun: That's got spam in it.
Mr. Bun: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has it?
Mrs. Bun: (over Vikings starting again) Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Ech!
Mrs. Bun: What do you mean ech! I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam....etc
Waitress: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Mrs. Bun: I don't like spam!
Mr. Bun: Shh dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. (starts Vikings off again)
Vikings: Lovely spam, wonderful spam...etc
Waitress: Shut up! Baked beans are off.
Mr. Bun: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?
[url=www.ironworks.com/comedy/python/spam.wav]Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam?[/url]
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___Jedi
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Posted : Jan 15, 2002 22:15:28
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!!! ATTENTION !!!
first! Wako ... i am laughing too damn hard right now to even type what i want too. 10x !!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Bravo ! Bravo ! Encore ! Encore !
LOL, LOL, LOL
BOOM! BOOM! :)
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___zahimi
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Posted : Jan 15, 2002 22:17:27
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;)
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___starjoker
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Posted : Jan 15, 2002 22:18:08
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wow jako :D |
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___zahimi
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Posted : Jan 15, 2002 22:19:52
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this thread is in many ways starting to look like spam.
;)
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___Jedi
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Posted : Jan 15, 2002 22:21:46
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:D !!! ATTENTION !!! :D
ladies and gentlemen ...
please give a standing ovation to the one and only ... drum roll please ...
WAKO JAKOOOOOOOOO !!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
great job, man :)
peace. ;) |
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___starjoker
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Posted : Jan 15, 2002 22:22:08
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yeas, its road 69 ;) |
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___zahimi
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Posted : Jan 15, 2002 22:24:36
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come on ppl...
the aplause should go to:
MONTY PYTHON !!!
and not little me...
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___zahimi
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Posted : Jan 15, 2002 22:27:33
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btw - did you know that the great director of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" (and 12 Monkeys and Brazil and more...) is non other then MONTY PYTHON own Terry Gilliam, he is the waitress on the spam sketch.
;)
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___zahimi
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Posted : Jan 15, 2002 22:29:39
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and he is the animator of monty python too (!)
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___starjoker
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Posted : Jan 15, 2002 23:19:53
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after this thread stuck a litlle we need -
RE-Animator..
somebody ?? |
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___Jedi
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Posted : Jan 15, 2002 23:26:32
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!!! ATTENTION !!!
sorry guys, i was visiting a new home !!!
check it out ... it has my name alllllll over it!
then come back and tell what you think ???
peace. :) |
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___Jedi
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Posted : Jan 15, 2002 23:43:00
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good night all, sweet dreams.
-jedi ;) |
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___starjoker
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Posted : Jan 15, 2002 23:44:17
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:D |
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