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Posted : Jan 4, 2010 03:40:45
So what are the absolutely worst movies you've seen this year?
Mine are:
2012 - The worst of the year simply because it has too little action scenes and too much fluff in between. Oh, and Danny Glover is the worst President ever. What a douche.
Transformers 2 - Visual diarrhea. Absolutely no plot or sensitivity and a missed opportunity of a steamy threesome scene.
Surrogates - Bruce Willis in his worst role ever. This movie sucks so badly, it actually hurts to watch.
Year One I haven't seen it but the mere thought of pairing Jack Black with Michael Cera in a Biblical comedy can make my brain explode. Cera has an acting range that can make Schwarzenegger's face expressions look dynamic and Jack Black's last good part when he was playing his crack addicted self in Thunder Storm.
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Posted : Jan 4, 2010 04:10
Antichrist was very bad in my humble opinion and the same i think about The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus.
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Posted : Jan 4, 2010 08:03
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Posted : Jan 4, 2010 12:48
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On 2010-01-04 04:10, DETOX wrote:
Antichrist was very bad in my humble opinion and the same i think about The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus.
Totally forgot about this piece of shit movie. Which is good.
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Posted : Jan 4, 2010 13:40
outlander , i love you man , bart got a room , observe and report .. lots of crappy ones in 09 i sat and semi sat thru
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Posted : Jan 4, 2010 17:38
2012 - Disaster movie in its original meaning.
Surrogates - bad script
Gamer - – worst directing ever.
Public Enemies - One of the most boring movies in the last decade.
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Posted : Jan 4, 2010 20:40
Pavel and Detox -
Antichrist is awesome, shame on you
although i can see how one would be put off by this movie, any horror fan with a brain would appreciate it.
A film that has a (spoiler alert) talking fox, a blood-squirting cock and a clitorious removal by scissors, is a win in my book
Mk47 - Observe and report is on my top 10 BEST MOVIES of the year. Awesome,awesome film
what i do agree on with Pavel is regarding Surrogates, and also TRANSFORMERS 2, which in retrospect is just terrible (racist robots, robot heaven !?!!!, the testicles of devestator, and blurry robot fights that cause headaches).
oh & Year one was even worst - alot of good actors and not a SINGLE funny joke. LAME !
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Posted : Jan 5, 2010 00:43
American Pie - The book of love
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Posted : Jan 5, 2010 06:32
Mr Hanky , ok , then you`l definitely love this one :
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Mr Hanky , ok , then you`l definitely love this one
Nice try, but paul blart is a family movie, while Observe and report is a sarcastic satire on the american macho, from Jody hill and the awesome crew of EASTBOUND AND DOWN - one of the best series of 2009...
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Posted : Jan 5, 2010 14:41
Observe and Report definitely had its moment of shocking comedy, but I can see why it doesn't appeal to everyone. A lot of times the humor was straight up absurd and cruel (and those were some of the best moments in my opinion ), while it also had some darker elements.
Not on my list of best movies, but certainly not one of the worst ones either.
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Posted : Jan 6, 2010 21:51
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On 2010-01-05 06:32, mk47 wrote:
Mr Hanky , ok , then you`l definitely love this one
Nice try, but paul blart is a family movie, while Observe and report is a sarcastic satire on the american macho, from Jody hill and the awesome crew of EASTBOUND AND DOWN - one of the best series of 2009...
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– worst directing ever.
), while it also had some darker elements.