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The ten commandments of rave ; )
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coSmiIic r080t0n3
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Posted : Feb 12, 2007 20:18
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(stolen from another forum...and there's actually 17 of them...)
Thou shalt not kill the atmosphere with overt sex on the dancefloor.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors glowstick, niether his nitrous balloon, nor his ecstasy, nor his spot on the dancefloor.
Thou shalt not holdest thy cigarette while catching a groove on the dance floor. For the other ravers might suffer burning flesh wounds or ruined rave gear.
Thou shalt smile at the gentleman or lady moving to the beat nearest thou.
Thou shalt not upset the holy Technics by jumping near or on the DJ.
Thou shalt not play gabber in the chill room.
Thou shalt wear extra deoderant so as not to offend thy neighbors nose.
Thou shalt use smoke so as to better envelope thy fellow ravers.
Thou shall announce all disc jockeys prior to their appearance.
Thou shall provide free fruit so as to replenish the thirst and appetites of thy bretheren ravers.
Thou shall open some door so as to allow the winds of freshness to cool thy congregation.
Thou shalt offer gum, candy, and most importantly WATER to those raving maniacs with whom thou cometh in contact.
Thou shalt not touch thine mouth to thine neighbor's water bottle, as plague and virus thus spread rapidly throughout the community.
Thou shalt not grimace nor act angry when bumped by a passer-by, but smile and say: "no problemo."
Thou shalt blow thy party whistle and wave thine hands in the air when the music lifts thine spirit.
Thou shalt not pass out chemical concoctions of thine own invention to fellow ravers. Only those tried and true chemical combinations that have been accepted by ravers since time immemorial shalt thou pass out.
Thou shalt not scam thy fellow raver. 
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It's time to move on to the next step in the psychedelic revolution. We've reached a certain point, but we're not moving any more.
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mk47
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Posted : Feb 12, 2007 20:43
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Thou shall wave your glowstick in a polite manner
Thou shall share your pacifier with one and all
P.L.U.R
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mudpeople
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Posted : Feb 12, 2007 20:52
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Thou shalt not ask "are you rolling?" For there art thine brethren uninterested in thy concoctions or thy shiny lights.
Thou shalt not grope the underage girls, unless thine own age is under, no matter how small their clothing.
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Forest dreams
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Posted : Feb 12, 2007 21:01
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Thou shall throw atleast one free acid party every year for the sake of human evolution!
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Kaz
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Posted : Feb 12, 2007 21:16
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On 2007-02-12 20:52, mudpeople wrote:
Thou shalt not grope the underage girls, unless thine own age is under, no matter how small their clothing.
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IT WAS CONSENTUAL!
... Why can't you let the past be the past?
erm. I've said too much. http://www.myspace.com/Hooloovoo222 |
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Sound Surgeon
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Posted : Feb 12, 2007 21:55
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Thou shall not fart in indoor parties, air is extremely valuable there.
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Aluxe
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Posted : Feb 12, 2007 23:39
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Always against sex.. like its the damnest thing in the world, and even the ravers!!
I would change the above one to:
Though shall express your sexuality freely without guilt and worries, in complete liberation throwing all the BS that has been indoctrinated to you against sex out the window. Yes though shall snap the fuck out of the evil spell of repression and become free accepting your sexuality completely. Though shall love it and celebrate it to your hearts content !!!
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Magox
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Posted : Feb 13, 2007 00:05
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though shall wave your hands in the air.......and wave them like you just dont care.... 
"On the path of spirituality, one ventures to vanquish one’s own faults rather than to judge others" |
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Nomolos(Zenon Rec.)
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Posted : Feb 13, 2007 00:50
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mudpeople
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Posted : Feb 13, 2007 01:26
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Thou shalt vomit IN the toilet, not NEXT to it, NEAR it, and thou shalt be damned to eternal torment if thou dost vomit forth upon the dancefloor!!
Thou shalt mind thy beer! (Shit's slippery!)
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*Karma Cola*
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Posted : Feb 13, 2007 04:11
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If thou cant handle it, DONT DO IT!
~*** You can tell By the way i use my walk, Im a woman's man, No time to Talk***~ |
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coSmiIic r080t0n3
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Posted : Feb 13, 2007 12:28
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On 2007-02-13 01:26, mudpeople wrote:
Thou shalt vomit IN the toilet, not NEXT to it, NEAR it, and thou shalt be damned to eternal torment if thou dost vomit forth upon the dancefloor!!
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It's time to move on to the next step in the psychedelic revolution. We've reached a certain point, but we're not moving any more.
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Allegoric - Psynce
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Posted : Feb 13, 2007 12:40
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aog406
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Posted : Feb 13, 2007 15:09
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Thou shalt blow thy party whistle ......
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Thou shalt NOT make noise, it iritates those listening to the music |
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HiGheR^AcCeSs
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Posted : Feb 13, 2007 17:54
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Thou shalt not pass on party info. to non-psyheads.
To FiNd YouRsELf YoU GoTTa LoSe YouRsELf FirSt! |
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