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The second week in Paradise
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___kaz
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Posted : Jan 4, 2002 14:15:57
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Let me tell you a short story:
On the eightth day, God created electronic music, and it was good, and the people were happy.
On the ninth day, God saw that electronic music isn't enough, and God created trance, and God divided trance from electronic music, and it was good, and there were many celebrations in God's honor.
On the tenth day, God created goatrance. And goatrance made the people happy, and it was good. And God divided goatrance from trance, and there was great joy in paradise, and parties on the beach and great jubilation and acid intake on those beaches, all for God's honor. And God was happy, and the people were happy, and all was good.
On the eleventh day, people got bored of goatrance, and there cry went to the heavens. And God saw the pain of the people, and sent down his messengers from the great empire of the heavens (England), and God created psytrance, and divided psytrance from goatrance. And the people rejoyced, and paradise was full of great celbrations in honor of this new found greatness.
And it was good.
On the twelveth day, the beings of paradise wanted more, and their cry went up to the heavens. God sent messengers from a far away land (Germany), led by the Archangel Tim, and brought full-on to paradise. And God divided full-on from trance, and it was good. And once more, there was great happiness in paradise.
On the thirteenth day, there was great suffering once more, and God saw the suffering of his people. God sent more of his beings from the far reaches of his realms (Scandinavia), and they brought his new word. This one was different from all the rest, for it was far away from all of his previous gifts to man. And not all men new to enjoy this gift as much as all the rest, and there was great joy and great sadness in the realm, and no one knew what was good anymore, so man created techtrance and added house influences as well.
On the fourteenth day, man cried out, for he did not know what to do. So many styles, so many ideas, and worst of all, not everyone liked minimal! So man cried out, this time directly to God, "Please, help us oh mighty God! We need you once more!"
And God said: "I rest on Sabath, so you're on your own. I've been working my ass off all week, so fuck off!"
And now man has to figure out what to do. |
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___DETOX
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Posted : Jan 4, 2002 15:00:37
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God is on vacation at the moment.Leave your msg after the beep sound. |
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___Chaka_Laka
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Posted : Jan 4, 2002 15:13:18
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hmmmmmm....drugs may help 2 get the solution... |
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___Mind-Attack
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Posted : Jan 4, 2002 15:22:54
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and on the 15th day god created the police...
and paradise became hell!!!!!!
becouse the people couldnt celbrate anymore....:( |
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___MichaelA
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Posted : Jan 4, 2002 15:48:27
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New week, we need to start over! Bring back the goa trance! (Or let me find a good bass and finish this track already) |
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___dirt
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Posted : Jan 5, 2002 02:04:56
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very funny-------------and clever too |
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___Psychadelo
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Posted : Jan 5, 2002 12:09:06
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Asaf , what u took when u wrote this ;)
we need to send you to TV .
Bom. |
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