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The hidden secret of Windows performance
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dj_andrei_nicolai
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Posted : Jul 18, 2005 03:05
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Look what i've found: the super dupper secret Windows source code decompiled by some kick ass Russian cracker. That's why this shit keeps crashing on me.
Windows Source Code By H30:
#include <windows.h>
#include <system_errors.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
main()
{
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
or just call it Chicargo)\n");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(1) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand() < 0.9)
crash(complete_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);
}
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OpTiKoOl
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Jul 18, 2005 03:42
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erm...
hey skriptkiddie... don't make fun of your face YOURSELF!
do you know what the piece of code does ?
lol
Stay Fresh...and left efnet...for exploits..most of them are backdoors and trojans dude...
wanna be a hackers ?
dont get exploits...code them!
starting by reading some TCP/IP Illustrated by Richard Stevens..
then you'll master internet protocols...and then you'll see more clearely how to overflow the stack...or the heap..or even code some format string exploits...
Stay Fresh!
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dj_andrei_nicolai
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Posted : Jul 18, 2005 04:37
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On 2005-07-18 03:42, OpTiKoOl wrote:
erm...
hey skriptkiddie... don't make fun of your face YOURSELF!
do you know what the piece of code does ?
lol
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Of course i do, after all im no script kiddie. Just so you know i am an MCSE, SSCP, Net+, Security + and CCNA, that probably means something, right?! The Swap on the floppy is the funniest part of this pseudo fuc..ed up code!!! But it is intended to be a simple joke, not to challenge super hackers like you.
By the way this code has no use anyway, unless you know how to code and compile in C, which is not to hard, but i'm pretty sure that most of us are more concerned in music not in coding. |
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Pavel
Troll
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Posted : Jul 18, 2005 08:20
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What this topic is about? Anything remotely on topic?
Everyone in the world is doing something without me |
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z1P^
Megalopsy
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Posted : Jul 18, 2005 09:38
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nuthing pavel, dont worry....
just nerdie leetie hunky haxy stuff
(www) DarkPrisma.com.ar/ ~ FranticNoise.com.ar/ ~ Megalopsy.com.ar/ ~
providing shamanic euphoria until the end of the days! |
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sy000321
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Jul 18, 2005 12:21
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0 day windowze virii hax warez 3l1te bo@rd nerdzz
pavel: just remotely off topic
roll a joint or STFU :) |
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Kitnam
Mantik
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Posted : Jul 18, 2005 13:08
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void sytemstart()
{
printf("/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/a/"); // fatal error
for (;;) // wait endless
{
};
return;
}
main
{
systemstart();
return;
}
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OpTiKoOl
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Jul 18, 2005 14:42
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first i might had been a little rude in the first post...
and i'm sorry of that...
altough if you are all that certified stuff.
you man... aah forget it ok ? lol
oh...and btw...i'm no hacker...i just work for nasa..
lol..
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But it is intended to be a simple joke, not to challenge super hackers like you.
By the way this code has no use anyway, unless you know how to code and compile in C, which is not to hard, but i'm pretty sure that most of us are more concerned in music not in coding.
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btw...didn't get your joke..on your post..
but by strange forces around me, i can't stop
laughing as hell!
Stay Fresh!
and sorry for my pore english.
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tokolosh
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Posted : Jul 18, 2005 15:16
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Guys you realy need to find a girlfrind LOL. |
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Pavel
Troll
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Posted : Jul 18, 2005 17:42
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Spam.
Locked.
Everyone in the world is doing something without me |
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