robomarket
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Posted : Feb 2, 2006 21:56
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http://www.makedonci.ca/media/kajgana.com-klaberot.mp3
or go to kajgana.com and download the clip with that guy with glasses 
aaaaaaaaaahh wow wow owowow 
sorry, can't help it. i want to share this with you. an interviw with some "club-head" head from macedonia telling his story about one of his clubbing experiences.
The audio file is in macedonian but i'll translate word for word:
OK, Thank you very much. Hello to all of you who don't know what club life is and clubbing music. I will tell you everything about clubbing now.
Alright, i have been dealing with clbbing for about a month now!? ANd i can tell you that i know all the tricks in the world of clubbing.
The main trick which you gotta get down with is you gotta know when to pop the pill, you understand me? Now i'm gonna tell you this:
for example, i see what time the party starts. and i see, the party starts at 10? OK, than i pop the pill at 9:30 bro. And i eat the pill, i go there and i down a vodka-red bull, naturally, and i tell the bartender, bro, make sure you get 2 more done cause this shit is kicking and i am melting right now.
We dance, dance, dance like that with the bitch(the literal slang term for a girl in Mk is - pussy) i look at her and i say: hey kitty, you want me to fix one more? ANd she says: aiight, lets do more, you know what i mean...and then we eat one more...and bro you don't know man, i get flashes and kicking me, wooo, bro flashes bro, flashes.
And than a cop comes and she shuts down the music in my ears with his bat by force...and i am all like love, happines, this and htat you know, i am making out with my girl, and this guy with the bat, come on man, i am like that, don't know what's going on, i'm on a pill and that i get out to the park. And i call somebody and i'm like: yoo broo, you gotta find me a "J" to puff on because i'm tottaly gonna lose it.
That cop scared me like crazy you know, with his bat swinging out of nowhere. He sayz-everybody go home now. Who the fuck is he man? Garbage, cop. And i go with my girlie and i say: come on kitty lets go to my car and i take out a joint we puff it bro and we are like new. The next day i function properly and all ready for a new party.
THank you. Filip. Chao.
))))))))))) aright. it took me 15 mins to get this shit proper. Dammit, sorry if you don't find it funny at all, but the slang is tuff for translating.
peace
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