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exaile - pitch shift case (killer openair afternoon at fullmoon festival memories come back to life)
Muschaw - A Psychedelic Adventure
Together, the aliens landed on earth.
they quickly found out party people where there also.
So together they made a space drug symphony that made everyone dance of joy and peace.
Little did they know but they where about to die,the guy next to bob had handed them some bad rotten LSD.
But then a shaman came along with his drum and psychedelic medicine,and applied group healing.
The aliens were innocent in their motivation and didn't understand why the human tried to harm them.
So they haunted them and killed almost all human beings just for fun,and eat them after cooking from laser guns.
But the creator got very mad and had planed something special for the aliens.
The aliens were put in huge ferris wheels and for 40 days and 40 nights soon after they renamed dance of the freaky circle.
Meanwhile in a village in southern romania a man wearing a red hat was doing something which might be called weaird with a confused sheep.
It was quite a phenomena when two young and promising romanian vetenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) discover about sheep pregnancy from "weird" act done with farmer , moreover confusing fact was that it was pregnant with 20 Moldavian twins who probably will work in Israel soon to rebuild country from Alien (Project) invasion .
But little did the people knew that the aliens were there with a purpose, a mission that could change the course of the Universe!
So they powered up their space ships and made there way full swing to the moon to collect more happy frequencies and make everybody dance like freqs!
While looking for frequencies, The Aliens stumbled upon an ancient, magickal trumpet, and when they turned it around, they saw two words etched on the back...................... "Raja Ram".
Aliens do see fourth dimention - time (not like human) so they find out new life form on moon which was a flower reminds canabis , all region near the temple was full of shit so aliens decide to smoke a little , the weed was too heavy for them so they start to hallucinate and first thing they saw was unidentified aircraft that landed on moon , first who came out of it was George Bush who was in bunker , 100 km under water level at Alien invasion war , first thing that Bush asked "if the aliens have nuclear or chemical weaponary ?" , then he start to threat them with story about Iraq , then weed pass over . Meanwhile nobel prised Romanian veterenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) continue to use confused sheep and more confused farmer to rebirth the earth once again .
When the aliens and the 'Bushman' were real high from smoking all the good weed, they blew the trumpet and called everybody to boogie down.
the magic reckoned after the good weed,the bushmen and the aliens got into the sweet oblivion with nothing to fear and think of, with the guru's mantra, which followed as,turn off you mind..............realex.........float downstream,that diversified all their energies into some kinda strong tribal force.
after this "ritual" both aliens as the bushman entered into the "alien craft" and entered a jorney that would change their lifes...
A few light years of travel passed, until George Bushman decides he has something to say: "I have a very important statement to you fellow aliens...I'm gay"!!!
Since George has travelled at the speed of light, he arrived in the Cities of the Future, where he believed most people would also be gay.
so getting out of bush subject, A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe start to dream about the perfect day..the perfect party with realy no drugs.. just the pure vibe that people and "aliens" have inside. so they ask.. would this dream became true.. would this pure vibe still exist?
The cities of the future had a deadly species called "The People" who preyed on anything that moved. Luckily, the aliens had an "wise and old" man up their sleeve. He was none other than Hujaboy. Then started the great war of 108 years aptly named "The People vs Hujaboy"
The war had no rules, except one: You must not use the nuclear mushrooms!
For more than 100 years, the Aliens felt the wrath of the 'wise and old' Hujaboy....... who, by the end of the war, changed his name to- HujaMAN......... but the commander of 'The People' wouldn't surrender; he was last seen boarding George Bush's spacecraft, shouting "I am the master of the clit!" ....... on his way to join the man with the red hat....... and the poor, confused sheep.
The red hat man was enoying his time at his new shack in arambol (Goa) where believe it or not but the confused sheep was chilling out with the holy cow. Apparently there was a twist when the aliens somehow were seen at the banyan tree with a bunch of hippies playing music, aliens could not resist but dance like nobody is watching to the music as they had completely lost the plot after the monstorous war. So far so good was the journey these bunch of devient species of aliens,the red hat man,the hippies,the confused sheep,the holy cow all were living among themselves like a complete rainbow family, but, then from nowhere,"out of the blues" came the spacecraft of the bushmen with the commander of the people,they had some other plans in the mind,to say the least chaos was created among the rest.
"We come in the name of Satan" - said George Bush... - "and we want that sheep!"....-the aliens had no idea how important was that sheep!!!
Stored in the genetic code of the confused cheep there was a message, which would give great powers to those who would reveal it first.
However, the party at the Banyan Tree, had turned into more of a Psychedelic Adventure, and the holy cow, the sheep and the aliens were all hallucinating like nobody's business! They mistook the Bushman for a rock and began putting their spliffs out on him.... The BUSHMAN was being burnt alive........!
now since the viberations at the party became one and people were connected.. the secret genetic code in the sheep was revealed to the red hat man and he looked deep into george bush's soul and shoulted to everyone at the party "BUSH IS A PITCH SHIFT CASE!!!" we need to take him to a dr.. |
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Psilocibino
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Posted : Sep 18, 2004 18:21
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DARK PSY- psychedelic therapy
Together, the aliens landed on earth.
they quickly found out party people where there also.
So together they made a space drug symphony that made everyone dance of joy and peace.
Little did they know but they where about to die,the guy next to bob had handed them some bad rotten LSD.
But then a shaman came along with his drum and psychedelic medicine,and applied group healing.
The aliens were innocent in their motivation and didn't understand why the human tried to harm them.
So they haunted them and killed almost all human beings just for fun,and eat them after cooking from laser guns.
But the creator got very mad and had planed something special for the aliens.
The aliens were put in huge ferris wheels and for 40 days and 40 nights soon after they renamed dance of the freaky circle.
Meanwhile in a village in southern romania a man wearing a red hat was doing something which might be called weaird with a confused sheep.
It was quite a phenomena when two young and promising romanian vetenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) discover about sheep pregnancy from "weird" act done with farmer , moreover confusing fact was that it was pregnant with 20 Moldavian twins who probably will work in Israel soon to rebuild country from Alien (Project) invasion .
But little did the people knew that the aliens were there with a purpose, a mission that could change the course of the Universe!
So they powered up their space ships and made there way full swing to the moon to collect more happy frequencies and make everybody dance like freqs!
While looking for frequencies, The Aliens stumbled upon an ancient, magickal trumpet, and when they turned it around, they saw two words etched on the back...................... "Raja Ram".
Aliens do see fourth dimention - time (not like human) so they find out new life form on moon which was a flower reminds canabis , all region near the temple was full of shit so aliens decide to smoke a little , the weed was too heavy for them so they start to hallucinate and first thing they saw was unidentified aircraft that landed on moon , first who came out of it was George Bush who was in bunker , 100 km under water level at Alien invasion war , first thing that Bush asked "if the aliens have nuclear or chemical weaponary ?" , then he start to threat them with story about Iraq , then weed pass over . Meanwhile nobel prised Romanian veterenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) continue to use confused sheep and more confused farmer to rebirth the earth once again .
When the aliens and the 'Bushman' were real high from smoking all the good weed, they blew the trumpet and called everybody to boogie down.
the magic reckoned after the good weed,the bushmen and the aliens got into the sweet oblivion with nothing to fear and think of, with the guru's mantra, which followed as,turn off you mind..............realex.........float downstream,that diversified all their energies into some kinda strong tribal force.
after this "ritual" both aliens as the bushman entered into the "alien craft" and entered a jorney that would change their lifes...
A few light years of travel passed, until George Bushman decides he has something to say: "I have a very important statement to you fellow aliens...I'm gay"!!!
Since George has travelled at the speed of light, he arrived in the Cities of the Future, where he believed most people would also be gay.
so getting out of bush subject, A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe start to dream about the perfect day..the perfect party with realy no drugs.. just the pure vibe that people and "aliens" have inside. so they ask.. would this dream became true.. would this pure vibe still exist?
The cities of the future had a deadly species called "The People" who preyed on anything that moved. Luckily, the aliens had an "wise and old" man up their sleeve. He was none other than Hujaboy. Then started the great war of 108 years aptly named "The People vs Hujaboy"
The war had no rules, except one: You must not use the nuclear mushrooms!
For more than 100 years, the Aliens felt the wrath of the 'wise and old' Hujaboy....... who, by the end of the war, changed his name to- HujaMAN......... but the commander of 'The People' wouldn't surrender; he was last seen boarding George Bush's spacecraft, shouting "I am the master of the clit!" ....... on his way to join the man with the red hat....... and the poor, confused sheep.
The red hat man was enoying his time at his new shack in arambol (Goa) where believe it or not but the confused sheep was chilling out with the holy cow. Apparently there was a twist when the aliens somehow were seen at the banyan tree with a bunch of hippies playing music, aliens could not resist but dance like nobody is watching to the music as they had completely lost the plot after the monstorous war. So far so good was the journey these bunch of devient species of aliens,the red hat man,the hippies,the confused sheep,the holy cow all were living among themselves like a complete rainbow family, but, then from nowhere,"out of the blues" came the spacecraft of the bushmen with the commander of the people,they had some other plans in the mind,to say the least chaos was created among the rest.
"We come in the name of Satan" - said George Bush... - "and we want that sheep!"....-the aliens had no idea how important was that sheep!!!
Stored in the genetic code of the confused cheep there was a message, which would give great powers to those who would reveal it first.
However, the party at the Banyan Tree, had turned into more of a Psychedelic Adventure, and the holy cow, the sheep and the aliens were all hallucinating like nobody's business! They mistook the Bushman for a rock and began putting their spliffs out on him.... The BUSHMAN was being burnt alive........!
now since the viberations at the party became one and people were connected.. the secret genetic code in the sheep was revealed to the red hat man and he looked deep into george bush's soul and shoulted to everyone at the party "BUSH IS A PITCH SHIFT CASE!!!" we need to take him to a dr..
In a second, panic was installed!! "He's a pitch shift case, he's a pitch shift case" - everybody was yelling abou it, everyone was running against each other! Sudently, the man with the red hat had an idea: "I think we need to make him a psychedelic therapy"!!!!!
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traveller
IsraTrance Senior Member
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Posted : Sep 18, 2004 20:06
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Shpongle - A New Way to Say "Hooray" (the gnomes have learned a new..... )
Together, the aliens landed on earth.
they quickly found out party people where there also.
So together they made a space drug symphony that made everyone dance of joy and peace.
Little did they know but they where about to die,the guy next to bob had handed them some bad rotten LSD.
But then a shaman came along with his drum and psychedelic medicine,and applied group healing.
The aliens were innocent in their motivation and didn't understand why the human tried to harm them.
So they haunted them and killed almost all human beings just for fun,and eat them after cooking from laser guns.
But the creator got very mad and had planed something special for the aliens.
The aliens were put in huge ferris wheels and for 40 days and 40 nights soon after they renamed dance of the freaky circle.
Meanwhile in a village in southern romania a man wearing a red hat was doing something which might be called weaird with a confused sheep.
It was quite a phenomena when two young and promising romanian vetenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) discover about sheep pregnancy from "weird" act done with farmer , moreover confusing fact was that it was pregnant with 20 Moldavian twins who probably will work in Israel soon to rebuild country from Alien (Project) invasion .
But little did the people knew that the aliens were there with a purpose, a mission that could change the course of the Universe!
So they powered up their space ships and made there way full swing to the moon to collect more happy frequencies and make everybody dance like freqs!
While looking for frequencies, The Aliens stumbled upon an ancient, magickal trumpet, and when they turned it around, they saw two words etched on the back...................... "Raja Ram".
Aliens do see fourth dimention - time (not like human) so they find out new life form on moon which was a flower reminds canabis , all region near the temple was full of shit so aliens decide to smoke a little , the weed was too heavy for them so they start to hallucinate and first thing they saw was unidentified aircraft that landed on moon , first who came out of it was George Bush who was in bunker , 100 km under water level at Alien invasion war , first thing that Bush asked "if the aliens have nuclear or chemical weaponary ?" , then he start to threat them with story about Iraq , then weed pass over . Meanwhile nobel prised Romanian veterenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) continue to use confused sheep and more confused farmer to rebirth the earth once again .
When the aliens and the 'Bushman' were real high from smoking all the good weed, they blew the trumpet and called everybody to boogie down.
the magic reckoned after the good weed,the bushmen and the aliens got into the sweet oblivion with nothing to fear and think of, with the guru's mantra, which followed as,turn off you mind..............realex.........float downstream,that diversified all their energies into some kinda strong tribal force.
after this "ritual" both aliens as the bushman entered into the "alien craft" and entered a jorney that would change their lifes...
A few light years of travel passed, until George Bushman decides he has something to say: "I have a very important statement to you fellow aliens...I'm gay"!!!
Since George has travelled at the speed of light, he arrived in the Cities of the Future, where he believed most people would also be gay.
so getting out of bush subject, A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe start to dream about the perfect day..the perfect party with realy no drugs.. just the pure vibe that people and "aliens" have inside. so they ask.. would this dream became true.. would this pure vibe still exist?
The cities of the future had a deadly species called "The People" who preyed on anything that moved. Luckily, the aliens had an "wise and old" man up their sleeve. He was none other than Hujaboy. Then started the great war of 108 years aptly named "The People vs Hujaboy"
The war had no rules, except one: You must not use the nuclear mushrooms!
For more than 100 years, the Aliens felt the wrath of the 'wise and old' Hujaboy....... who, by the end of the war, changed his name to- HujaMAN......... but the commander of 'The People' wouldn't surrender; he was last seen boarding George Bush's spacecraft, shouting "I am the master of the clit!" ....... on his way to join the man with the red hat....... and the poor, confused sheep.
The red hat man was enoying his time at his new shack in arambol (Goa) where believe it or not but the confused sheep was chilling out with the holy cow. Apparently there was a twist when the aliens somehow were seen at the banyan tree with a bunch of hippies playing music, aliens could not resist but dance like nobody is watching to the music as they had completely lost the plot after the monstorous war. So far so good was the journey these bunch of devient species of aliens,the red hat man,the hippies,the confused sheep,the holy cow all were living among themselves like a complete rainbow family, but, then from nowhere,"out of the blues" came the spacecraft of the bushmen with the commander of the people,they had some other plans in the mind,to say the least chaos was created among the rest.
"We come in the name of Satan" - said George Bush... - "and we want that sheep!"....-the aliens had no idea how important was that sheep!!!
Stored in the genetic code of the confused cheep there was a message, which would give great powers to those who would reveal it first.
However, the party at the Banyan Tree, had turned into more of a Psychedelic Adventure, and the holy cow, the sheep and the aliens were all hallucinating like nobody's business! They mistook the Bushman for a rock and began putting their spliffs out on him.... The BUSHMAN was being burnt alive........!
now since the viberations at the party became one and people were connected.. the secret genetic code in the sheep was revealed to the red hat man and he looked deep into george bush's soul and shoulted to everyone at the party "BUSH IS A PITCH SHIFT CASE!!!" we need to take him to a dr..
In a second, panic was installed!! "He's a pitch shift case, he's a pitch shift case" - everybody was yelling abou it, everyone was running against each other! Sudently, the man with the red hat had an idea: "I think we need to make him a psychedelic therapy"!!!!!
It really was too bad but at that very nano second the Big Shrink took place and the Multiverse seized to exist, anything and everything that ever had existed was now not even a memory.
 "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program."
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Mike A
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Posted : Sep 18, 2004 20:43
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MFG - Born into a new life
Together, the aliens landed on earth.
they quickly found out party people where there also.
So together they made a space drug symphony that made everyone dance of joy and peace.
Little did they know but they where about to die,the guy next to bob had handed them some bad rotten LSD.
But then a shaman came along with his drum and psychedelic medicine,and applied group healing.
The aliens were innocent in their motivation and didn't understand why the human tried to harm them.
So they haunted them and killed almost all human beings just for fun,and eat them after cooking from laser guns.
But the creator got very mad and had planed something special for the aliens.
The aliens were put in huge ferris wheels and for 40 days and 40 nights soon after they renamed dance of the freaky circle.
Meanwhile in a village in southern romania a man wearing a red hat was doing something which might be called weaird with a confused sheep.
It was quite a phenomena when two young and promising romanian vetenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) discover about sheep pregnancy from "weird" act done with farmer , moreover confusing fact was that it was pregnant with 20 Moldavian twins who probably will work in Israel soon to rebuild country from Alien (Project) invasion .
But little did the people knew that the aliens were there with a purpose, a mission that could change the course of the Universe!
So they powered up their space ships and made there way full swing to the moon to collect more happy frequencies and make everybody dance like freqs!
While looking for frequencies, The Aliens stumbled upon an ancient, magickal trumpet, and when they turned it around, they saw two words etched on the back...................... "Raja Ram".
Aliens do see fourth dimention - time (not like human) so they find out new life form on moon which was a flower reminds canabis , all region near the temple was full of shit so aliens decide to smoke a little , the weed was too heavy for them so they start to hallucinate and first thing they saw was unidentified aircraft that landed on moon , first who came out of it was George Bush who was in bunker , 100 km under water level at Alien invasion war , first thing that Bush asked "if the aliens have nuclear or chemical weaponary ?" , then he start to threat them with story about Iraq , then weed pass over . Meanwhile nobel prised Romanian veterenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) continue to use confused sheep and more confused farmer to rebirth the earth once again .
When the aliens and the 'Bushman' were real high from smoking all the good weed, they blew the trumpet and called everybody to boogie down.
the magic reckoned after the good weed,the bushmen and the aliens got into the sweet oblivion with nothing to fear and think of, with the guru's mantra, which followed as,turn off you mind..............realex.........float downstream,that diversified all their energies into some kinda strong tribal force.
after this "ritual" both aliens as the bushman entered into the "alien craft" and entered a jorney that would change their lifes...
A few light years of travel passed, until George Bushman decides he has something to say: "I have a very important statement to you fellow aliens...I'm gay"!!!
Since George has travelled at the speed of light, he arrived in the Cities of the Future, where he believed most people would also be gay.
so getting out of bush subject, A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe start to dream about the perfect day..the perfect party with realy no drugs.. just the pure vibe that people and "aliens" have inside. so they ask.. would this dream became true.. would this pure vibe still exist?
The cities of the future had a deadly species called "The People" who preyed on anything that moved. Luckily, the aliens had an "wise and old" man up their sleeve. He was none other than Hujaboy. Then started the great war of 108 years aptly named "The People vs Hujaboy"
The war had no rules, except one: You must not use the nuclear mushrooms!
For more than 100 years, the Aliens felt the wrath of the 'wise and old' Hujaboy....... who, by the end of the war, changed his name to- HujaMAN......... but the commander of 'The People' wouldn't surrender; he was last seen boarding George Bush's spacecraft, shouting "I am the master of the clit!" ....... on his way to join the man with the red hat....... and the poor, confused sheep.
The red hat man was enoying his time at his new shack in arambol (Goa) where believe it or not but the confused sheep was chilling out with the holy cow. Apparently there was a twist when the aliens somehow were seen at the banyan tree with a bunch of hippies playing music, aliens could not resist but dance like nobody is watching to the music as they had completely lost the plot after the monstorous war. So far so good was the journey these bunch of devient species of aliens,the red hat man,the hippies,the confused sheep,the holy cow all were living among themselves like a complete rainbow family, but, then from nowhere,"out of the blues" came the spacecraft of the bushmen with the commander of the people,they had some other plans in the mind,to say the least chaos was created among the rest.
"We come in the name of Satan" - said George Bush... - "and we want that sheep!"....-the aliens had no idea how important was that sheep!!!
Stored in the genetic code of the confused cheep there was a message, which would give great powers to those who would reveal it first.
However, the party at the Banyan Tree, had turned into more of a Psychedelic Adventure, and the holy cow, the sheep and the aliens were all hallucinating like nobody's business! They mistook the Bushman for a rock and began putting their spliffs out on him.... The BUSHMAN was being burnt alive........!
now since the viberations at the party became one and people were connected.. the secret genetic code in the sheep was revealed to the red hat man and he looked deep into george bush's soul and shoulted to everyone at the party "BUSH IS A PITCH SHIFT CASE!!!" we need to take him to a dr..
In a second, panic was installed!! "He's a pitch shift case, he's a pitch shift case" - everybody was yelling abou it, everyone was running against each other! Sudently, the man with the red hat had an idea: "I think we need to make him a psychedelic therapy"!!!!!
It really was too bad but at that very nano second the Big Shrink took place and the Multiverse seized to exist, anything and everything that ever had existed was now not even a memory.
A new light emereged... It was like nothing anyone has ever seen before.. It was a -
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IndiAlien
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Sep 19, 2004 05:10
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Point - Voice of Zardoz...................... (morning maddnessss)
Together, the aliens landed on earth.
they quickly found out party people where there also.
So together they made a space drug symphony that made everyone dance of joy and peace.
Little did they know but they where about to die,the guy next to bob had handed them some bad rotten LSD.
But then a shaman came along with his drum and psychedelic medicine,and applied group healing.
The aliens were innocent in their motivation and didn't understand why the human tried to harm them.
So they haunted them and killed almost all human beings just for fun,and eat them after cooking from laser guns.
But the creator got very mad and had planed something special for the aliens.
The aliens were put in huge ferris wheels and for 40 days and 40 nights soon after they renamed dance of the freaky circle.
Meanwhile in a village in southern romania a man wearing a red hat was doing something which might be called weaird with a confused sheep.
It was quite a phenomena when two young and promising romanian vetenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) discover about sheep pregnancy from "weird" act done with farmer , moreover confusing fact was that it was pregnant with 20 Moldavian twins who probably will work in Israel soon to rebuild country from Alien (Project) invasion .
But little did the people knew that the aliens were there with a purpose, a mission that could change the course of the Universe!
So they powered up their space ships and made there way full swing to the moon to collect more happy frequencies and make everybody dance like freqs!
While looking for frequencies, The Aliens stumbled upon an ancient, magickal trumpet, and when they turned it around, they saw two words etched on the back...................... "Raja Ram".
Aliens do see fourth dimention - time (not like human) so they find out new life form on moon which was a flower reminds canabis , all region near the temple was full of shit so aliens decide to smoke a little , the weed was too heavy for them so they start to hallucinate and first thing they saw was unidentified aircraft that landed on moon , first who came out of it was George Bush who was in bunker , 100 km under water level at Alien invasion war , first thing that Bush asked "if the aliens have nuclear or chemical weaponary ?" , then he start to threat them with story about Iraq , then weed pass over . Meanwhile nobel prised Romanian veterenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) continue to use confused sheep and more confused farmer to rebirth the earth once again .
When the aliens and the 'Bushman' were real high from smoking all the good weed, they blew the trumpet and called everybody to boogie down.
the magic reckoned after the good weed,the bushmen and the aliens got into the sweet oblivion with nothing to fear and think of, with the guru's mantra, which followed as,turn off you mind..............realex.........float downstream,that diversified all their energies into some kinda strong tribal force.
after this "ritual" both aliens as the bushman entered into the "alien craft" and entered a jorney that would change their lifes...
A few light years of travel passed, until George Bushman decides he has something to say: "I have a very important statement to you fellow aliens...I'm gay"!!!
Since George has travelled at the speed of light, he arrived in the Cities of the Future, where he believed most people would also be gay.
so getting out of bush subject, A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe start to dream about the perfect day..the perfect party with realy no drugs.. just the pure vibe that people and "aliens" have inside. so they ask.. would this dream became true.. would this pure vibe still exist?
The cities of the future had a deadly species called "The People" who preyed on anything that moved. Luckily, the aliens had an "wise and old" man up their sleeve. He was none other than Hujaboy. Then started the great war of 108 years aptly named "The People vs Hujaboy"
The war had no rules, except one: You must not use the nuclear mushrooms!
For more than 100 years, the Aliens felt the wrath of the 'wise and old' Hujaboy....... who, by the end of the war, changed his name to- HujaMAN......... but the commander of 'The People' wouldn't surrender; he was last seen boarding George Bush's spacecraft, shouting "I am the master of the clit!" ....... on his way to join the man with the red hat....... and the poor, confused sheep.
The red hat man was enoying his time at his new shack in arambol (Goa) where believe it or not but the confused sheep was chilling out with the holy cow. Apparently there was a twist when the aliens somehow were seen at the banyan tree with a bunch of hippies playing music, aliens could not resist but dance like nobody is watching to the music as they had completely lost the plot after the monstorous war. So far so good was the journey these bunch of devient species of aliens,the red hat man,the hippies,the confused sheep,the holy cow all were living among themselves like a complete rainbow family, but, then from nowhere,"out of the blues" came the spacecraft of the bushmen with the commander of the people,they had some other plans in the mind,to say the least chaos was created among the rest.
"We come in the name of Satan" - said George Bush... - "and we want that sheep!"....-the aliens had no idea how important was that sheep!!!
Stored in the genetic code of the confused cheep there was a message, which would give great powers to those who would reveal it first.
However, the party at the Banyan Tree, had turned into more of a Psychedelic Adventure, and the holy cow, the sheep and the aliens were all hallucinating like nobody's business! They mistook the Bushman for a rock and began putting their spliffs out on him.... The BUSHMAN was being burnt alive........!
now since the viberations at the party became one and people were connected.. the secret genetic code in the sheep was revealed to the red hat man and he looked deep into george bush's soul and shoulted to everyone at the party "BUSH IS A PITCH SHIFT CASE!!!" we need to take him to a dr..
In a second, panic was installed!! "He's a pitch shift case, he's a pitch shift case" - everybody was yelling abou it, everyone was running against each other! Sudently, the man with the red hat had an idea: "I think we need to make him a psychedelic therapy"!!!!!
It really was too bad but at that very nano second the Big Shrink took place and the Multiverse seized to exist, anything and everything that ever had existed was now not even a memory.
A new light emereged... It was like nothing anyone has ever seen before.. It was a -
point so small......... so tiny........
yet........
!!! SO BRIGHT !!! - it illuminated........ nothing..... that now became..... everything....
blinding it with such intensity and force......
that there was a real shift in Space & Time......
initiating THE Divine Vibration.....
THE Divine Life-Force.........
THE Divine SOUND-
that eventually came to be knowns as....
there is a light that
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zooter
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Sep 20, 2004 10:52
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Slide - White Night
Together, the aliens landed on earth.
they quickly found out party people where there also.
So together they made a space drug symphony that made everyone dance of joy and peace.
Little did they know but they where about to die,the guy next to bob had handed them some bad rotten LSD.
But then a shaman came along with his drum and psychedelic medicine,and applied group healing.
The aliens were innocent in their motivation and didn't understand why the human tried to harm them.
So they haunted them and killed almost all human beings just for fun,and eat them after cooking from laser guns.
But the creator got very mad and had planed something special for the aliens.
The aliens were put in huge ferris wheels and for 40 days and 40 nights soon after they renamed dance of the freaky circle.
Meanwhile in a village in southern romania a man wearing a red hat was doing something which might be called weaird with a confused sheep.
It was quite a phenomena when two young and promising romanian vetenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) discover about sheep pregnancy from "weird" act done with farmer , moreover confusing fact was that it was pregnant with 20 Moldavian twins who probably will work in Israel soon to rebuild country from Alien (Project) invasion .
But little did the people knew that the aliens were there with a purpose, a mission that could change the course of the Universe!
So they powered up their space ships and made there way full swing to the moon to collect more happy frequencies and make everybody dance like freqs!
While looking for frequencies, The Aliens stumbled upon an ancient, magickal trumpet, and when they turned it around, they saw two words etched on the back...................... "Raja Ram".
Aliens do see fourth dimention - time (not like human) so they find out new life form on moon which was a flower reminds canabis , all region near the temple was full of shit so aliens decide to smoke a little , the weed was too heavy for them so they start to hallucinate and first thing they saw was unidentified aircraft that landed on moon , first who came out of it was George Bush who was in bunker , 100 km under water level at Alien invasion war , first thing that Bush asked "if the aliens have nuclear or chemical weaponary ?" , then he start to threat them with story about Iraq , then weed pass over . Meanwhile nobel prised Romanian veterenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) continue to use confused sheep and more confused farmer to rebirth the earth once again .
When the aliens and the 'Bushman' were real high from smoking all the good weed, they blew the trumpet and called everybody to boogie down.
the magic reckoned after the good weed,the bushmen and the aliens got into the sweet oblivion with nothing to fear and think of, with the guru's mantra, which followed as,turn off you mind..............realex.........float downstream,that diversified all their energies into some kinda strong tribal force.
after this "ritual" both aliens as the bushman entered into the "alien craft" and entered a jorney that would change their lifes...
A few light years of travel passed, until George Bushman decides he has something to say: "I have a very important statement to you fellow aliens...I'm gay"!!!
Since George has travelled at the speed of light, he arrived in the Cities of the Future, where he believed most people would also be gay.
so getting out of bush subject, A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe start to dream about the perfect day..the perfect party with realy no drugs.. just the pure vibe that people and "aliens" have inside. so they ask.. would this dream became true.. would this pure vibe still exist?
The cities of the future had a deadly species called "The People" who preyed on anything that moved. Luckily, the aliens had an "wise and old" man up their sleeve. He was none other than Hujaboy. Then started the great war of 108 years aptly named "The People vs Hujaboy"
The war had no rules, except one: You must not use the nuclear mushrooms!
For more than 100 years, the Aliens felt the wrath of the 'wise and old' Hujaboy....... who, by the end of the war, changed his name to- HujaMAN......... but the commander of 'The People' wouldn't surrender; he was last seen boarding George Bush's spacecraft, shouting "I am the master of the clit!" ....... on his way to join the man with the red hat....... and the poor, confused sheep.
The red hat man was enoying his time at his new shack in arambol (Goa) where believe it or not but the confused sheep was chilling out with the holy cow. Apparently there was a twist when the aliens somehow were seen at the banyan tree with a bunch of hippies playing music, aliens could not resist but dance like nobody is watching to the music as they had completely lost the plot after the monstorous war. So far so good was the journey these bunch of devient species of aliens,the red hat man,the hippies,the confused sheep,the holy cow all were living among themselves like a complete rainbow family, but, then from nowhere,"out of the blues" came the spacecraft of the bushmen with the commander of the people,they had some other plans in the mind,to say the least chaos was created among the rest.
"We come in the name of Satan" - said George Bush... - "and we want that sheep!"....-the aliens had no idea how important was that sheep!!!
Stored in the genetic code of the confused cheep there was a message, which would give great powers to those who would reveal it first.
However, the party at the Banyan Tree, had turned into more of a Psychedelic Adventure, and the holy cow, the sheep and the aliens were all hallucinating like nobody's business! They mistook the Bushman for a rock and began putting their spliffs out on him.... The BUSHMAN was being burnt alive........!
now since the viberations at the party became one and people were connected.. the secret genetic code in the sheep was revealed to the red hat man and he looked deep into george bush's soul and shoulted to everyone at the party "BUSH IS A PITCH SHIFT CASE!!!" we need to take him to a dr..
In a second, panic was installed!! "He's a pitch shift case, he's a pitch shift case" - everybody was yelling abou it, everyone was running against each other! Sudently, the man with the red hat had an idea: "I think we need to make him a psychedelic therapy"!!!!!
It really was too bad but at that very nano second the Big Shrink took place and the Multiverse seized to exist, anything and everything that ever had existed was now not even a memory.
A new light emereged... It was like nothing anyone has ever seen before.. It was a -
point so small......... so tiny........
yet........
!!! SO BRIGHT !!! - it illuminated........ nothing..... that now became..... everything....
blinding it with such intensity and force......
that there was a real shift in Space & Time......
initiating THE Divine Vibration.....
THE Divine Life-Force.........
THE Divine SOUND-
that eventually came to be knowns as....
"The White Night"....
Now, the poor sheep were really confused and started yelling "baa baa baa".... There is a legend that the sheep were actually saying "Fuck you Bush...its becoz of u we had to travel light years, face wars and come back to this..."
Commander Von Kon Bon Jon Pon Mon was meanwhile deep in thought in a distant part of the galaxy. He decided it was time for action... |
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Sektor666
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Praecox - Noye Frizur
Together, the aliens landed on earth.
they quickly found out party people where there also.
So together they made a space drug symphony that made everyone dance of joy and peace.
Little did they know but they where about to die,the guy next to bob had handed them some bad rotten LSD.
But then a shaman came along with his drum and psychedelic medicine,and applied group healing.
The aliens were innocent in their motivation and didn't understand why the human tried to harm them.
So they haunted them and killed almost all human beings just for fun,and eat them after cooking from laser guns.
But the creator got very mad and had planed something special for the aliens.
The aliens were put in huge ferris wheels and for 40 days and 40 nights soon after they renamed dance of the freaky circle.
Meanwhile in a village in southern romania a man wearing a red hat was doing something which might be called weaird with a confused sheep.
It was quite a phenomena when two young and promising romanian vetenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) discover about sheep pregnancy from "weird" act done with farmer , moreover confusing fact was that it was pregnant with 20 Moldavian twins who probably will work in Israel soon to rebuild country from Alien (Project) invasion .
But little did the people knew that the aliens were there with a purpose, a mission that could change the course of the Universe!
So they powered up their space ships and made there way full swing to the moon to collect more happy frequencies and make everybody dance like freqs!
While looking for frequencies, The Aliens stumbled upon an ancient, magickal trumpet, and when they turned it around, they saw two words etched on the back...................... "Raja Ram".
Aliens do see fourth dimention - time (not like human) so they find out new life form on moon which was a flower reminds canabis , all region near the temple was full of shit so aliens decide to smoke a little , the weed was too heavy for them so they start to hallucinate and first thing they saw was unidentified aircraft that landed on moon , first who came out of it was George Bush who was in bunker , 100 km under water level at Alien invasion war , first thing that Bush asked "if the aliens have nuclear or chemical weaponary ?" , then he start to threat them with story about Iraq , then weed pass over . Meanwhile nobel prised Romanian veterenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) continue to use confused sheep and more confused farmer to rebirth the earth once again .
When the aliens and the 'Bushman' were real high from smoking all the good weed, they blew the trumpet and called everybody to boogie down.
the magic reckoned after the good weed,the bushmen and the aliens got into the sweet oblivion with nothing to fear and think of, with the guru's mantra, which followed as,turn off you mind..............realex.........float downstream,that diversified all their energies into some kinda strong tribal force.
after this "ritual" both aliens as the bushman entered into the "alien craft" and entered a jorney that would change their lifes...
A few light years of travel passed, until George Bushman decides he has something to say: "I have a very important statement to you fellow aliens...I'm gay"!!!
Since George has travelled at the speed of light, he arrived in the Cities of the Future, where he believed most people would also be gay.
so getting out of bush subject, A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe start to dream about the perfect day..the perfect party with realy no drugs.. just the pure vibe that people and "aliens" have inside. so they ask.. would this dream became true.. would this pure vibe still exist?
The cities of the future had a deadly species called "The People" who preyed on anything that moved. Luckily, the aliens had an "wise and old" man up their sleeve. He was none other than Hujaboy. Then started the great war of 108 years aptly named "The People vs Hujaboy"
The war had no rules, except one: You must not use the nuclear mushrooms!
For more than 100 years, the Aliens felt the wrath of the 'wise and old' Hujaboy....... who, by the end of the war, changed his name to- HujaMAN......... but the commander of 'The People' wouldn't surrender; he was last seen boarding George Bush's spacecraft, shouting "I am the master of the clit!" ....... on his way to join the man with the red hat....... and the poor, confused sheep.
The red hat man was enoying his time at his new shack in arambol (Goa) where believe it or not but the confused sheep was chilling out with the holy cow. Apparently there was a twist when the aliens somehow were seen at the banyan tree with a bunch of hippies playing music, aliens could not resist but dance like nobody is watching to the music as they had completely lost the plot after the monstorous war. So far so good was the journey these bunch of devient species of aliens,the red hat man,the hippies,the confused sheep,the holy cow all were living among themselves like a complete rainbow family, but, then from nowhere,"out of the blues" came the spacecraft of the bushmen with the commander of the people,they had some other plans in the mind,to say the least chaos was created among the rest.
"We come in the name of Satan" - said George Bush... - "and we want that sheep!"....-the aliens had no idea how important was that sheep!!!
Stored in the genetic code of the confused cheep there was a message, which would give great powers to those who would reveal it first.
However, the party at the Banyan Tree, had turned into more of a Psychedelic Adventure, and the holy cow, the sheep and the aliens were all hallucinating like nobody's business! They mistook the Bushman for a rock and began putting their spliffs out on him.... The BUSHMAN was being burnt alive........!
now since the viberations at the party became one and people were connected.. the secret genetic code in the sheep was revealed to the red hat man and he looked deep into george bush's soul and shoulted to everyone at the party "BUSH IS A PITCH SHIFT CASE!!!" we need to take him to a dr..
In a second, panic was installed!! "He's a pitch shift case, he's a pitch shift case" - everybody was yelling abou it, everyone was running against each other! Sudently, the man with the red hat had an idea: "I think we need to make him a psychedelic therapy"!!!!!
It really was too bad but at that very nano second the Big Shrink took place and the Multiverse seized to exist, anything and everything that ever had existed was now not even a memory.
A new light emereged... It was like nothing anyone has ever seen before.. It was a -
point so small......... so tiny........
yet........
!!! SO BRIGHT !!! - it illuminated........ nothing..... that now became..... everything....
blinding it with such intensity and force......
that there was a real shift in Space & Time......
initiating THE Divine Vibration.....
THE Divine Life-Force.........
THE Divine SOUND-
that eventually came to be knowns as....
"The White Night"....
Now, the poor sheep were really confused and started yelling "baa baa baa".... There is a legend that the sheep were actually saying "Fuck you Bush...its becoz of u we had to travel light years, face wars and come back to this..."
Commander Von Kon Bon Jon Pon Mon was meanwhile deep in thought in a distant part of the galaxy. He decided it was time for action...
Commander landed on planet called "Noye Frizur" where everybody speak on wierd language like polish so Commander load his polish dictionary at 1TB chipset inside his brain....and the conversation starts
Aliens : jak jizn (hi)
Commander : pizdamat ? (what's up)
Aliens : tu jest kurwa ! (we fine)
Commander : ni , tebe treba travi ? (me too)
A.Schaffhausen : ich bin partizanen (we love you here)
W.Raabe : das is fantastishen , mine libben (me too) |
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Sektor666
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Posted : Sep 22, 2004 00:16
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Poppe of Gegga - Wonderful Garden
Together, the aliens landed on earth.
they quickly found out party people where there also.
So together they made a space drug symphony that made everyone dance of joy and peace.
Little did they know but they where about to die,the guy next to bob had handed them some bad rotten LSD.
But then a shaman came along with his drum and psychedelic medicine,and applied group healing.
The aliens were innocent in their motivation and didn't understand why the human tried to harm them.
So they haunted them and killed almost all human beings just for fun,and eat them after cooking from laser guns.
But the creator got very mad and had planed something special for the aliens.
The aliens were put in huge ferris wheels and for 40 days and 40 nights soon after they renamed dance of the freaky circle.
Meanwhile in a village in southern romania a man wearing a red hat was doing something which might be called weaird with a confused sheep.
It was quite a phenomena when two young and promising romanian vetenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) discover about sheep pregnancy from "weird" act done with farmer , moreover confusing fact was that it was pregnant with 20 Moldavian twins who probably will work in Israel soon to rebuild country from Alien (Project) invasion .
But little did the people knew that the aliens were there with a purpose, a mission that could change the course of the Universe!
So they powered up their space ships and made there way full swing to the moon to collect more happy frequencies and make everybody dance like freqs!
While looking for frequencies, The Aliens stumbled upon an ancient, magickal trumpet, and when they turned it around, they saw two words etched on the back...................... "Raja Ram".
Aliens do see fourth dimention - time (not like human) so they find out new life form on moon which was a flower reminds canabis , all region near the temple was full of shit so aliens decide to smoke a little , the weed was too heavy for them so they start to hallucinate and first thing they saw was unidentified aircraft that landed on moon , first who came out of it was George Bush who was in bunker , 100 km under water level at Alien invasion war , first thing that Bush asked "if the aliens have nuclear or chemical weaponary ?" , then he start to threat them with story about Iraq , then weed pass over . Meanwhile nobel prised Romanian veterenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) continue to use confused sheep and more confused farmer to rebirth the earth once again .
When the aliens and the 'Bushman' were real high from smoking all the good weed, they blew the trumpet and called everybody to boogie down.
the magic reckoned after the good weed,the bushmen and the aliens got into the sweet oblivion with nothing to fear and think of, with the guru's mantra, which followed as,turn off you mind..............realex.........float downstream,that diversified all their energies into some kinda strong tribal force.
after this "ritual" both aliens as the bushman entered into the "alien craft" and entered a jorney that would change their lifes...
A few light years of travel passed, until George Bushman decides he has something to say: "I have a very important statement to you fellow aliens...I'm gay"!!!
Since George has travelled at the speed of light, he arrived in the Cities of the Future, where he believed most people would also be gay.
so getting out of bush subject, A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe start to dream about the perfect day..the perfect party with realy no drugs.. just the pure vibe that people and "aliens" have inside. so they ask.. would this dream became true.. would this pure vibe still exist?
The cities of the future had a deadly species called "The People" who preyed on anything that moved. Luckily, the aliens had an "wise and old" man up their sleeve. He was none other than Hujaboy. Then started the great war of 108 years aptly named "The People vs Hujaboy"
The war had no rules, except one: You must not use the nuclear mushrooms!
For more than 100 years, the Aliens felt the wrath of the 'wise and old' Hujaboy....... who, by the end of the war, changed his name to- HujaMAN......... but the commander of 'The People' wouldn't surrender; he was last seen boarding George Bush's spacecraft, shouting "I am the master of the clit!" ....... on his way to join the man with the red hat....... and the poor, confused sheep.
The red hat man was enoying his time at his new shack in arambol (Goa) where believe it or not but the confused sheep was chilling out with the holy cow. Apparently there was a twist when the aliens somehow were seen at the banyan tree with a bunch of hippies playing music, aliens could not resist but dance like nobody is watching to the music as they had completely lost the plot after the monstorous war. So far so good was the journey these bunch of devient species of aliens,the red hat man,the hippies,the confused sheep,the holy cow all were living among themselves like a complete rainbow family, but, then from nowhere,"out of the blues" came the spacecraft of the bushmen with the commander of the people,they had some other plans in the mind,to say the least chaos was created among the rest.
"We come in the name of Satan" - said George Bush... - "and we want that sheep!"....-the aliens had no idea how important was that sheep!!!
Stored in the genetic code of the confused cheep there was a message, which would give great powers to those who would reveal it first.
However, the party at the Banyan Tree, had turned into more of a Psychedelic Adventure, and the holy cow, the sheep and the aliens were all hallucinating like nobody's business! They mistook the Bushman for a rock and began putting their spliffs out on him.... The BUSHMAN was being burnt alive........!
now since the viberations at the party became one and people were connected.. the secret genetic code in the sheep was revealed to the red hat man and he looked deep into george bush's soul and shoulted to everyone at the party "BUSH IS A PITCH SHIFT CASE!!!" we need to take him to a dr..
In a second, panic was installed!! "He's a pitch shift case, he's a pitch shift case" - everybody was yelling abou it, everyone was running against each other! Sudently, the man with the red hat had an idea: "I think we need to make him a psychedelic therapy"!!!!!
It really was too bad but at that very nano second the Big Shrink took place and the Multiverse seized to exist, anything and everything that ever had existed was now not even a memory.
A new light emereged... It was like nothing anyone has ever seen before.. It was a -
point so small......... so tiny........
yet........
!!! SO BRIGHT !!! - it illuminated........ nothing..... that now became..... everything....
blinding it with such intensity and force......
that there was a real shift in Space & Time......
initiating THE Divine Vibration.....
THE Divine Life-Force.........
THE Divine SOUND-
that eventually came to be knowns as....
"The White Night"....
Now, the poor sheep were really confused and started yelling "baa baa baa".... There is a legend that the sheep were actually saying "Fuck you Bush...its becoz of u we had to travel light years, face wars and come back to this..."
Commander Von Kon Bon Jon Pon Mon was meanwhile deep in thought in a distant part of the galaxy. He decided it was time for action...
Commander landed on planet called "Noye Frizur" where everybody speak on wierd language like polish so Commander load his polish dictionary at 1TB chipset inside his brain....and the conversation starts
Aliens : jak jizn (hi)
Commander : pizdamat ? (what's up)
Aliens : tu jest kurwa ! (we fine)
Commander : ni , tebe treba travi ? (me too)
A.Schaffhausen : ich bin partizanen (we love you here)
W.Raabe : das is fantastishen , mine libben (me too)
the conversation over with leg walk to alien's wonderful garden , where everybody smoke some weed and the dog which dreamed all this bullshit story woke up ...... to piss |
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øøøøø? Sektor666 .. Your not supposed to write the story by yourself.
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full_on
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Posted : Sep 22, 2004 00:46
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What about start another history? And this time each user only write one sentence each time...
Respect!
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...Be gentle with the earth...
...Dance like nobody's watching...
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...I don't mind not going to Heaven, as long as they've got Coffee in Hell... |
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Sektor666
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Posted : Sep 22, 2004 08:13
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psytones
yeah i waited 24 hours and noone post so i did
next time better write your story and not offence ppl with your critics (joke)
full_on
good idea coz this story sucks and not because more than 1 sentence posted ...the ones who post few words did a logic mistakes........
also ask not to write shit like aliens stories here ...something more intellligent and funny ... |
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zooter
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Posted : Sep 22, 2004 09:25
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shouldn't the story have something interesting instead of ppl just fighting, getting together, smoking weed and then fighting again and so on.
if anything can happen, then who'd be interested?
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jabba
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infected mushroom - converting vegitarians
Together, the aliens landed on earth.
they quickly found out party people where there also.
So together they made a space drug symphony that made everyone dance of joy and peace.
Little did they know but they where about to die,the guy next to bob had handed them some bad rotten LSD.
But then a shaman came along with his drum and psychedelic medicine,and applied group healing.
The aliens were innocent in their motivation and didn't understand why the human tried to harm them.
So they haunted them and killed almost all human beings just for fun,and eat them after cooking from laser guns.
But the creator got very mad and had planed something special for the aliens.
The aliens were put in huge ferris wheels and for 40 days and 40 nights soon after they renamed dance of the freaky circle.
Meanwhile in a village in southern romania a man wearing a red hat was doing something which might be called weaird with a confused sheep.
It was quite a phenomena when two young and promising romanian vetenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) discover about sheep pregnancy from "weird" act done with farmer , moreover confusing fact was that it was pregnant with 20 Moldavian twins who probably will work in Israel soon to rebuild country from Alien (Project) invasion .
But little did the people knew that the aliens were there with a purpose, a mission that could change the course of the Universe!
So they powered up their space ships and made there way full swing to the moon to collect more happy frequencies and make everybody dance like freqs!
While looking for frequencies, The Aliens stumbled upon an ancient, magickal trumpet, and when they turned it around, they saw two words etched on the back...................... "Raja Ram".
Aliens do see fourth dimention - time (not like human) so they find out new life form on moon which was a flower reminds canabis , all region near the temple was full of shit so aliens decide to smoke a little , the weed was too heavy for them so they start to hallucinate and first thing they saw was unidentified aircraft that landed on moon , first who came out of it was George Bush who was in bunker , 100 km under water level at Alien invasion war , first thing that Bush asked "if the aliens have nuclear or chemical weaponary ?" , then he start to threat them with story about Iraq , then weed pass over . Meanwhile nobel prised Romanian veterenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) continue to use confused sheep and more confused farmer to rebirth the earth once again .
When the aliens and the 'Bushman' were real high from smoking all the good weed, they blew the trumpet and called everybody to boogie down.
the magic reckoned after the good weed,the bushmen and the aliens got into the sweet oblivion with nothing to fear and think of, with the guru's mantra, which followed as,turn off you mind..............realex.........float downstream,that diversified all their energies into some kinda strong tribal force.
after this "ritual" both aliens as the bushman entered into the "alien craft" and entered a jorney that would change their lifes...
A few light years of travel passed, until George Bushman decides he has something to say: "I have a very important statement to you fellow aliens...I'm gay"!!!
Since George has travelled at the speed of light, he arrived in the Cities of the Future, where he believed most people would also be gay.
so getting out of bush subject, A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe start to dream about the perfect day..the perfect party with realy no drugs.. just the pure vibe that people and "aliens" have inside. so they ask.. would this dream became true.. would this pure vibe still exist?
The cities of the future had a deadly species called "The People" who preyed on anything that moved. Luckily, the aliens had an "wise and old" man up their sleeve. He was none other than Hujaboy. Then started the great war of 108 years aptly named "The People vs Hujaboy"
The war had no rules, except one: You must not use the nuclear mushrooms!
For more than 100 years, the Aliens felt the wrath of the 'wise and old' Hujaboy....... who, by the end of the war, changed his name to- HujaMAN......... but the commander of 'The People' wouldn't surrender; he was last seen boarding George Bush's spacecraft, shouting "I am the master of the clit!" ....... on his way to join the man with the red hat....... and the poor, confused sheep.
The red hat man was enoying his time at his new shack in arambol (Goa) where believe it or not but the confused sheep was chilling out with the holy cow. Apparently there was a twist when the aliens somehow were seen at the banyan tree with a bunch of hippies playing music, aliens could not resist but dance like nobody is watching to the music as they had completely lost the plot after the monstorous war. So far so good was the journey these bunch of devient species of aliens,the red hat man,the hippies,the confused sheep,the holy cow all were living among themselves like a complete rainbow family, but, then from nowhere,"out of the blues" came the spacecraft of the bushmen with the commander of the people,they had some other plans in the mind,to say the least chaos was created among the rest.
"We come in the name of Satan" - said George Bush... - "and we want that sheep!"....-the aliens had no idea how important was that sheep!!!
Stored in the genetic code of the confused cheep there was a message, which would give great powers to those who would reveal it first.
However, the party at the Banyan Tree, had turned into more of a Psychedelic Adventure, and the holy cow, the sheep and the aliens were all hallucinating like nobody's business! They mistook the Bushman for a rock and began putting their spliffs out on him.... The BUSHMAN was being burnt alive........!
now since the viberations at the party became one and people were connected.. the secret genetic code in the sheep was revealed to the red hat man and he looked deep into george bush's soul and shoulted to everyone at the party "BUSH IS A PITCH SHIFT CASE!!!" we need to take him to a dr..
In a second, panic was installed!! "He's a pitch shift case, he's a pitch shift case" - everybody was yelling abou it, everyone was running against each other! Sudently, the man with the red hat had an idea: "I think we need to make him a psychedelic therapy"!!!!!
It really was too bad but at that very nano second the Big Shrink took place and the Multiverse seized to exist, anything and everything that ever had existed was now not even a memory.
A new light emereged... It was like nothing anyone has ever seen before.. It was a -
point so small......... so tiny........
yet........
!!! SO BRIGHT !!! - it illuminated........ nothing..... that now became..... everything....
blinding it with such intensity and force......
that there was a real shift in Space & Time......
initiating THE Divine Vibration.....
THE Divine Life-Force.........
THE Divine SOUND-
that eventually came to be knowns as....
"The White Night"....
Now, the poor sheep were really confused and started yelling "baa baa baa".... There is a legend that the sheep were actually saying "Fuck you Bush...its becoz of u we had to travel light years, face wars and come back to this..."
Commander Von Kon Bon Jon Pon Mon was meanwhile deep in thought in a distant part of the galaxy. He decided it was time for action...
Commander landed on planet called "Noye Frizur" where everybody speak on wierd language like polish so Commander load his polish dictionary at 1TB chipset inside his brain....and the conversation starts
Aliens : jak jizn (hi)
Commander : pizdamat ? (what's up)
Aliens : tu jest kurwa ! (we fine)
Commander : ni , tebe treba travi ? (me too)
A.Schaffhausen : ich bin partizanen (we love you here)
W.Raabe : das is fantastishen , mine libben (me too)
the conversation over with leg walk to alien's wonderful garden , where everybody smoke some weed and the dog which dreamed all this bullshit story woke up ...... to piss..... but sooner realised it was happening for real a paradigm shift ..... his dreams turned into reality and he could now talk and instead of dog food now he had a craving for the infected mushrooms ............ within seconds of its waking up and realising whats happened a bright light flashed from the sky and more aliens landed this time from the planed ZOOORG and the first one to step out was JABBA THE HUT with beautiful alien beauties around him and shouted like mad " LET THE PARTY BEGIN " ........not to end this time and for REAL .... and |
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IndiAlien
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Talamasca - Time Simulation
Together, the aliens landed on earth.
they quickly found out party people where there also.
So together they made a space drug symphony that made everyone dance of joy and peace.
Little did they know but they where about to die,the guy next to bob had handed them some bad rotten LSD.
But then a shaman came along with his drum and psychedelic medicine,and applied group healing.
The aliens were innocent in their motivation and didn't understand why the human tried to harm them.
So they haunted them and killed almost all human beings just for fun,and eat them after cooking from laser guns.
But the creator got very mad and had planed something special for the aliens.
The aliens were put in huge ferris wheels and for 40 days and 40 nights soon after they renamed dance of the freaky circle.
Meanwhile in a village in southern romania a man wearing a red hat was doing something which might be called weaird with a confused sheep.
It was quite a phenomena when two young and promising romanian vetenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) discover about sheep pregnancy from "weird" act done with farmer , moreover confusing fact was that it was pregnant with 20 Moldavian twins who probably will work in Israel soon to rebuild country from Alien (Project) invasion .
But little did the people knew that the aliens were there with a purpose, a mission that could change the course of the Universe!
So they powered up their space ships and made there way full swing to the moon to collect more happy frequencies and make everybody dance like freqs!
While looking for frequencies, The Aliens stumbled upon an ancient, magickal trumpet, and when they turned it around, they saw two words etched on the back...................... "Raja Ram".
Aliens do see fourth dimention - time (not like human) so they find out new life form on moon which was a flower reminds canabis , all region near the temple was full of shit so aliens decide to smoke a little , the weed was too heavy for them so they start to hallucinate and first thing they saw was unidentified aircraft that landed on moon , first who came out of it was George Bush who was in bunker , 100 km under water level at Alien invasion war , first thing that Bush asked "if the aliens have nuclear or chemical weaponary ?" , then he start to threat them with story about Iraq , then weed pass over . Meanwhile nobel prised Romanian veterenars (A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe) continue to use confused sheep and more confused farmer to rebirth the earth once again .
When the aliens and the 'Bushman' were real high from smoking all the good weed, they blew the trumpet and called everybody to boogie down.
the magic reckoned after the good weed,the bushmen and the aliens got into the sweet oblivion with nothing to fear and think of, with the guru's mantra, which followed as,turn off you mind..............realex.........float downstream,that diversified all their energies into some kinda strong tribal force.
after this "ritual" both aliens as the bushman entered into the "alien craft" and entered a jorney that would change their lifes...
A few light years of travel passed, until George Bushman decides he has something to say: "I have a very important statement to you fellow aliens...I'm gay"!!!
Since George has travelled at the speed of light, he arrived in the Cities of the Future, where he believed most people would also be gay.
so getting out of bush subject, A.Schaffhausen , W.Raabe start to dream about the perfect day..the perfect party with realy no drugs.. just the pure vibe that people and "aliens" have inside. so they ask.. would this dream became true.. would this pure vibe still exist?
The cities of the future had a deadly species called "The People" who preyed on anything that moved. Luckily, the aliens had an "wise and old" man up their sleeve. He was none other than Hujaboy. Then started the great war of 108 years aptly named "The People vs Hujaboy"
The war had no rules, except one: You must not use the nuclear mushrooms!
For more than 100 years, the Aliens felt the wrath of the 'wise and old' Hujaboy....... who, by the end of the war, changed his name to- HujaMAN......... but the commander of 'The People' wouldn't surrender; he was last seen boarding George Bush's spacecraft, shouting "I am the master of the clit!" ....... on his way to join the man with the red hat....... and the poor, confused sheep.
The red hat man was enoying his time at his new shack in arambol (Goa) where believe it or not but the confused sheep was chilling out with the holy cow. Apparently there was a twist when the aliens somehow were seen at the banyan tree with a bunch of hippies playing music, aliens could not resist but dance like nobody is watching to the music as they had completely lost the plot after the monstorous war. So far so good was the journey these bunch of devient species of aliens,the red hat man,the hippies,the confused sheep,the holy cow all were living among themselves like a complete rainbow family, but, then from nowhere,"out of the blues" came the spacecraft of the bushmen with the commander of the people,they had some other plans in the mind,to say the least chaos was created among the rest.
"We come in the name of Satan" - said George Bush... - "and we want that sheep!"....-the aliens had no idea how important was that sheep!!!
Stored in the genetic code of the confused cheep there was a message, which would give great powers to those who would reveal it first.
However, the party at the Banyan Tree, had turned into more of a Psychedelic Adventure, and the holy cow, the sheep and the aliens were all hallucinating like nobody's business! They mistook the Bushman for a rock and began putting their spliffs out on him.... The BUSHMAN was being burnt alive........!
now since the viberations at the party became one and people were connected.. the secret genetic code in the sheep was revealed to the red hat man and he looked deep into george bush's soul and shoulted to everyone at the party "BUSH IS A PITCH SHIFT CASE!!!" we need to take him to a dr..
In a second, panic was installed!! "He's a pitch shift case, he's a pitch shift case" - everybody was yelling abou it, everyone was running against each other! Sudently, the man with the red hat had an idea: "I think we need to make him a psychedelic therapy"!!!!!
It really was too bad but at that very nano second the Big Shrink took place and the Multiverse seized to exist, anything and everything that ever had existed was now not even a memory.
A new light emereged... It was like nothing anyone has ever seen before.. It was a -
point so small......... so tiny........
yet........
!!! SO BRIGHT !!! - it illuminated........ nothing..... that now became..... everything....
blinding it with such intensity and force......
that there was a real shift in Space & Time......
initiating THE Divine Vibration.....
THE Divine Life-Force.........
THE Divine SOUND-
that eventually came to be knowns as....
"The White Night"....
Now, the poor sheep were really confused and started yelling "baa baa baa".... There is a legend that the sheep were actually saying "Fuck you Bush...its becoz of u we had to travel light years, face wars and come back to this..."
Commander Von Kon Bon Jon Pon Mon was meanwhile deep in thought in a distant part of the galaxy. He decided it was time for action...
Commander landed on planet called "Noye Frizur" where everybody speak on wierd language like polish so Commander load his polish dictionary at 1TB chipset inside his brain....and the conversation starts
Aliens : jak jizn (hi)
Commander : pizdamat ? (what's up)
Aliens : tu jest kurwa ! (we fine)
Commander : ni , tebe treba travi ? (me too)
A.Schaffhausen : ich bin partizanen (we love you here)
W.Raabe : das is fantastishen , mine libben (me too)
the conversation over with leg walk to alien's wonderful garden , where everybody smoke some weed and the dog which dreamed all this bullshit story woke up ...... to piss..... but sooner realised it was happening for real a paradigm shift ..... his dreams turned into reality and he could now talk and instead of dog food now he had a craving for the infected mushrooms ............ within seconds of its waking up and realising whats happened a bright light flashed from the sky and more aliens landed this time from the planed ZOOORG and the first one to step out was JABBA THE HUT with beautiful alien beauties around him and shouted like mad " LET THE PARTY BEGIN " ........not to end this time and for REAL .... and thus began the party of all parties........ which lasted to the END OF TIME !
THE END
U take the blue pill....... the story ends........ u wake up in your bed and believe whatever u want to believe......
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New game: 'Ping-Pong Story'
Thnx to everyone who played 
boomboom
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Posted : Sep 22, 2004 10:28
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On 2004-09-22 10:22, IndiAlien wrote:
THE END
U take the blue pill....... the story ends........ u wake up in your bed and believe whatever u want to believe......
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hehe.. love your matrix-pill ending.. 
And Sektor666 ... I know you joke alot.. So i dont take your words to my soul and heart. But i laugh alot 
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