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Gilad Refael
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Posted : Sep 22, 2002 16:11
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I got this from another site but i just will paste it here:
Men verses Women
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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traveller
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Posted : Sep 22, 2002 17:19
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I like cats..
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Jason (LyTe)
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Posted : Sep 22, 2002 17:52
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I Love cats
"We Do Not Allways See Things As They Are. We See Things As We Are" -Ancient Chinese Proverb
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Wako Jako
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Posted : Sep 22, 2002 20:56
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cats are smarter then dogs. i love cats.
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Pavel
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Posted : Sep 22, 2002 22:35
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God, how can you say that?
Dogs rule!
My poodle rules, he's as stupid as wood but he is funny.
BTW the main topic is cool!
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Kaz
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Posted : Sep 22, 2002 22:47
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Zombi
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Posted : Sep 22, 2002 22:54
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well,i have two cats.. realy..
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Pavel
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Posted : Sep 22, 2002 22:59
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You guys are like that Finch geek from "Just shoot me". He has this thing with cats. Yuk
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Sound Surgeon
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Posted : Sep 23, 2002 00:21
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i love cats too....i have 1....
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Gilad Refael
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omg, you guys always ruin my threads and instead of saying how funny and cool it is (thanks ninja) you start talking about a silly subject.... ;-)
anyway all cats should be extinced 
dogs have personalities and cats don't. true, they are smarter but they make me sick
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tom anteater
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Posted : Sep 23, 2002 03:21
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cats, isn't he a member of the forum?
(oh, and yes ok cats are alright..sometimes )
[ This Message was edited by: tom anteater on 2002-09-23 03:29 ] >>love will tear us apart...<< |
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A.Rosengren
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Posted : Sep 23, 2002 14:02
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I love cats i got 1 and a half, the other one just live shere sometimes lol its not mine WHOO HOOO
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Kaz
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Posted : Sep 23, 2002 14:10
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anyway all cats should be extinced
dogs have personalities and cats don't. true, they are smarter but they make me sick
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Cats have personality, I don't know what you're talking about. You won't find two cats that act the same. Dogs on the other hand fit into a few groups:
A) The stupid dogs - the biggest group of them all, those that run around and chase their tails whenever someone they like comes because some people think that's cute - they just don't get the fact that it becomes annoying. Ohh yeah, and slippers are meant for people's feet, not for cannine drool.
B) The sniffers/lickers - the most annoying one. Personally, I don't like being licked in the face, I hate having my clothes slobbered on, and the ass sniffing thing - has got to go.
C) The "We hate all humans that aren't our masters so we bark a lot because we think they give a damn" group - Two words that best describe my feelings about this one: "Shut up!"
D) The sofa hogs - Sofas were invented with humans in mind, not dogs. Unfortunately, dogs don't seem to understand this.
E) The "we love you just because you're human" dogs - I got to admit, some of these are very nice, when they don't fall into categories A, B and D. Unfortunately, they usually fall into more than one of those.
This is my list from most common to rarest (the pure E type is very rare, and yes, I did give the E to the "we love everything" dogs on purpose).
Ohh yeah, and it's a nice topic as well, very clever 
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Gilad Refael
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Posted : Sep 24, 2002 03:45
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hmm... i dont know how to explain this but, you see when i see my dog, i can tell what he wants. if he's sad or happy etc.
whenever i come back home he jump at me and welcomes me 
he understands when tell him to come with me for a walk and jump all over me out of happiness
cats aren't like that and that's what i hate about them.
ps. my dog fits all categories a-e 
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Gilad Refael
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