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RAVE IN DELHI U-R-G-E-N-T
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mentalcandy
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : May 21, 2009 04:07
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On 2009-05-20 08:25, Sarcasm wrote:
Caller : Hi, I would like an Urgent Rave please?
Operator : Excuse me?
Caller : An Urgent Rave! Don't you fucking know what an Urgent Rave is?
Operator : No.
Caller : Please hurry up.
Operator : Is it urgent?
Caller : No, its an Urgent Rave.
Operator : I am sorry Mam, i don't understand.
Caller : Where is that accent from? Are you in India. My god, no wonder. Can i talk to a supervisor.
Supervisor : Yes Mam, this is Dick the supervisor on duty. How can i help?
Caller : I have been talking to this guy from India and he has been of no help. I need an Urgent Rave.
Supervisor : An Urgent Rave! Absolutely! What size would you like it?
Caller : Umm, 12 inches?
Supervisor : 12 inches!! A little ambitious aren't we?
Caller : Well it is kind of urgent.
Supervisor : I completely understand, its on its way!
Caller : You know what Dick, make it 14 inches!
Supervisor : Erhm, let me try (rub harder he whispers) aaa.. ur..aaaaaaaaAAAAAH.(too late) Oops sorry only 6 inches available.
Caller : What!
Supervisor : You could try calling back in 15 minutes.
Caller : Its Urgent! Can i call back in 10?
Supervisor : Do you have a daughter?
Caller : Yes, she is 18.
Supervisor : Call back in 3 minutes.
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i have to meet this dude............. hilarioussssssssss........
bOm 
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RaDioAcTiVe AcIdHeAd
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Posted : May 21, 2009 05:20
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On 2009-05-21 04:07, psykomaniac wrote:
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On 2009-05-20 08:25, Sarcasm wrote:
Caller : Hi, I would like an Urgent Rave please?
Operator : Excuse me?
Caller : An Urgent Rave! Don't you fucking know what an Urgent Rave is?
Operator : No.
Caller : Please hurry up.
Operator : Is it urgent?
Caller : No, its an Urgent Rave.
Operator : I am sorry Mam, i don't understand.
Caller : Where is that accent from? Are you in India. My god, no wonder. Can i talk to a supervisor.
Supervisor : Yes Mam, this is Dick the supervisor on duty. How can i help?
Caller : I have been talking to this guy from India and he has been of no help. I need an Urgent Rave.
Supervisor : An Urgent Rave! Absolutely! What size would you like it?
Caller : Umm, 12 inches?
Supervisor : 12 inches!! A little ambitious aren't we?
Caller : Well it is kind of urgent.
Supervisor : I completely understand, its on its way!
Caller : You know what Dick, make it 14 inches!
Supervisor : Erhm, let me try (rub harder he whispers) aaa.. ur..aaaaaaaaAAAAAH.(too late) Oops sorry only 6 inches available.
Caller : What!
Supervisor : You could try calling back in 15 minutes.
Caller : Its Urgent! Can i call back in 10?
Supervisor : Do you have a daughter?
Caller : Yes, she is 18.
Supervisor : Call back in 3 minutes.
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i have to meet this dude............. hilarioussssssssss........
bOm
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Orbital
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : May 21, 2009 07:44
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brilliant!!!
'The meek aint gonna inherit shit'
“I don’t want to be part of your revolution if I can’t dance.” – Emma Goldman |
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aXis
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Posted : May 21, 2009 08:34
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MEGALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL
Fuckin brilliant ! hillarious ! |
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Sarcasm
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : May 21, 2009 08:37
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Takes a bow.
So drunk i can brarely spell. |
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