greetings! this is my newest track and i hope i've posted in the right section of this forum.
the voice samples are from a classic and funny romanian fairytale (ion creanga - prostia omeneasca/human stupidity)
the first sample : " - Aye! (that's a medieval YO!) I saw many fools in my life, but never like you two. I’'ll go roam the land! And if I find anyone dumber than you, I’ll be coming home, but if not, I won’t."
second : " - Well, I’ve been toiling for the past two or three days to carry some sun into my shack, to have light, but to no avail...
- What a drudge, aye! said the traveler. Have an axe handy?
- Yes I do.
- Grab it by the tail, break here and the sun will go inside by itself.
Once he did so, and sunlight got into the shack."
final : "- My man! said the traveler in stupor, but what are you trying to do?
- What am I doing, you ask me? But can’t you see?
- I do see, I just do not understand.
- Look, this cow is very hungry but would rather die than come up here on this barn to get some hay ...
- Hold on, Christian, you’re hanging the cow! Take the hay down to the cow!
- But won’t it get wasted? ...
- Do not be sparing of bran and cheap on the flour.
The man listened and the cow escaped death.
- Well you taught me, good man! For this little hay I was about to strangle my cow!
So, our traveler, wondering and this is great folly, said to himself, "the cat could have possibly pushed the salt block off the chimney, but carry the sun in the house with a bushel, throw walnuts to the attic with a big fork and drag the cow up to the barn by rope, NEVER! "
So the traveler returned home and partied with his own, whom he considered more enlightened than those who saw in his journey.
AND I rode on a saddle, and so told you this ditty.
AND I rode on a wheel, and I told it still.
AND I rode on a strawberry, and I lied to make you merry!
