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Zombi
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Posted : Jun 20, 2003 17:17
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once me + 2 friends went to party and all we knew that its take place at beit shemesh forest, we drove in Jerusalem direction and at some point got to side road becoze one of us said "this forest is there", its looked a bit scary (it was one of my first parties) but we drove on that road. its took us up to hill and we drove about one hour only up and higher, never saw place to make a reverse/turning, its looked now even more scary but we were young and full of energies (and some substances also), after two hours of driving to nowhere and very scary and dangerous raod around we stoped and got out of car, we saw that we on top of hill and no way there will be a party. also we got that no way to get back, just becoze its one way road, and it wasnt road at all. we continued some more driving up and got to .. end. just end. nowhere to drive. we got out again and saw we on top of hill and no chance to turn our car to down direction. ooops.
its took us about 8 hours of reverse driving at 0 km/h, in the middle of the night toward morning and later morning. metre after metre, step by step. it was soooo scare and funny in the same time 
never go with a car on top of hill 
once after a party in Alexander river (its dry river for foreigns) i drove away with friend and we picked up some boy (my very best friend right now, for 6 years ), so i sure was high as hell and took not right direction, drove in some nowhere for half hour and surprizely saw the main road i have to reach, so i said to myself thats nothing will change my mind, im gonna get there. after 30m there was two trench from both sides of road but i was sure i get between them.. hehe.. in few sec both right wheels were into right trench.. and again, no chance get out or ask somebodies help.. i realy didnt know what to do and my friends looked even more confused. so after joint i felt so angry and high that i got into trench and.. i took car from down and picked it up.. they got help me but car allready was on the road !! wew, we were free again later i never believed i did it, i mean im not strong but extreme is my drug and its worked hard in my blood
now tell us your "mission impossible" story, extreme welcome, fun must !!
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Hg
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Posted : Jun 20, 2003 18:46
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 Nice story!
Btw, yesterday, holyday here in Brazil, I was driving back from a party at about 1 o'clock at noon. I have a 4x4 traction old jeep with really big wheel and high suspensions. Dont think i'm vibrant about this car cause if you look at it you will laugh. But I just love it. So, this party was in a farm and to get there there was a longggg unpaved bumpy road and I was driving at like 80km/h... The party was nice, I had a few beers, smoked some of that really green stuff... The sound went off and it was time to go back, which really sucked. So I went with my truck, I knew I had to make a right (actually it was a left) but I was on my way into putting the Eat Static Implant album on the cd-player. 3, 2, 1 ZANG! I fell on a fuc*** hole. Not too bad, I said, cause at least I have all these devices in my car to drive on rivers and mountains, "I'll get out easily..."
I didn't... The damn wheel feel inside a funnel-shaped cavity = mission impossible to get out of there. Even if I was driving a freaking cow I wouldnt get out of that place. And I really, I mean REALLY wasnt in the mood for doing physical work at that time. So I hit play and decided to take a nap in my car. "No worries... I'll get out later"
MAGIC happened! The truck that came to get the soundsystem off the party passed by and stopped. A really nice guy came with a rope and tied it to my car and to the truck. Went back to the truck and took me out of the hole. I DIDNT EVEN GET OUT OF THE CAR! Then I drove home thinking if all this shit really happened and it that truck guy was some angel...
Moral of our stories... In the end we always come back to isratrance and everything is fine.
2nd moral: Dont drink, smoke and try to negotiate a curve while putting the Eat Static album inside the cd-player. Or else you end up in an (_|_)hole!
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Gilad Refael
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Posted : Jun 20, 2003 20:11
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he pulled you out while you were sleeping???
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Hg
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Posted : Jun 20, 2003 22:54
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Kind of... I was in that deep state of consciousness half awake half asleep. I remember more o less of the whole thing, I remember him coming to me and saying he would pull my car. I remember saying big time thanks after. But I dont remember living the whole thing, if you know what I mean. If I view yesterday now, I say there was no trouble...
3rd moral: The world is filled with wonderful people, open your eyes! 
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Zombi
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Posted : Jun 20, 2003 23:09
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i try open my eyes.. .. .. ..shit something wet inside.. .. .. .. 
4rd moral - dont open eyes too much in a wild wind
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Hg
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Posted : Jun 20, 2003 23:19
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So, you shit something wet inside your eyes?
Nasty! Never tried this type of bondage b4... Thanks for sharing
5th oral - "If you ever drop your keys into a pool of hot lava, let 'em go! 'Cause man, they're gone!"
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Zombi
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Posted : Jun 20, 2003 23:39
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no shit:)
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NEO
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Posted : Jun 21, 2003 00:35
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well Zombi my story is kinda like u
exept i was walking to a party near home (near jerusalem!!),so me and my friends are going and going on the road...we heard music and we walked and walked (deep in a scary forest).
we stoped hearing music! it was 3 AM and the moral of my friends was very low....so we desided to head out home.we walked are way back and...but as the time passes it seems we where lost in the forest...dark.....we where hungry....and i had a bagrot 24 houers later!
we started hearing wolfs... !! but hooray horay we where on a road...(near an enemy zone )
but we took some "tremps" back home
p/s i got 85 in the bagrot!!!
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Tiny Giant
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Posted : Jun 21, 2003 14:29
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Hi there,
i have to laugh when i read this... this are the most unforgotten "trips" with friends that you still remember when you are old!
it´s very easy in germany to find the right way to a party... we have many road signs here...
so i don´t have a "Mission Impossible" like this...damn
6th moral: to have good friends is better to have good partys!
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Anak
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Posted : Jun 21, 2003 14:34
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Posted : Jun 22, 2003 13:47
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zombi r u sure u didn't hallucinate those stories?
my mission impossibles looks so poor compare to those..
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Jason (LyTe)
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Posted : Jun 22, 2003 13:57
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you're not going out on a party here in israel. here, it's an adventure! lets count the factors:
small country? check.
losing one's way might get you killed by hostile fundementalists? check
creeks, revines, rivers and places to ditch your car? check
rocky unstable routes which can hardly accomodate a single car? check
police to avoid? check
about the party i attended, moksha, some one year ago:
"i've been to several haywiring places which were tough to reach, but this one was the all time winner.. rocks, bumps, holes in the ground, and an ever frightening chasm to our sides at all time... one mistake and there would'nt have been a DJ to play the first 4 hours, nor would you have yours truely to write down this account.
parking space and accesability - don't get me wrong, i don't expect a vallet boy to park my car and that i would have a red carpet with a welcoming committee, but this time it was shit-scary, both driving there, finding a suitable parking space and walking that length in the dark, without proper signs of instructions.. which was also a poor choice. ppl should have had the ability to park ALL their cars in one joint place. not along the road, blocking it for ppl trying to get out"....
check? check!
"We Do Not Allways See Things As They Are. We See Things As We Are" -Ancient Chinese Proverb
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nova
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Posted : Jun 22, 2003 17:46
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jasson..... i agreeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all stories here are so funny...
mine was scary as hell (and also funny if i think about it)...
well... i will never forget my "mission impossible"...
it was a long time ago... we went to a party in the north and because we are from the center... we didnt know a damn thing about the roads there... so almost every party in the north is a "mission impossible" to us ...
it was in the midle of the night and we were 2 cars (ours was a Lantra and the other one was jeep) full of dumb ppl that dont have a clue how to get there... we lost our friends that were in the other car and tried to exlane them by phon where we are...
after some long hours of driving at a dark road... we climed some mountain and at the end of it there was a hurd turn...
my jackass friend was looking about the directions instad of looking at the road and then.....
then.....
thennnnn......
he saw that the only option was turning left and its a cliff...
he tried to stop the car but helf of it was already on air...
the mission: stay alive!!!!!
my friend was a young driver and didnt knew what to do... nobody moved and only small movment could make the car slipt to hell...
we were in the car for like an houer sitting and talking about our funerals....
then our friends came and poold the car with the jeep...
mission secceed!
8th moral: always.... but ALWAYS! make sure that there are fat ppl sitting at the back of your car.
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Zombi
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Posted : Jun 22, 2003 17:57
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good one nova as its said in one good track - its never end till fat ladies sing
@elf - i didnt hallucinate it, but i hallucinated during it, a big difference
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