Forza
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Posted : Feb 2, 2008 16:19
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Who asked for some jokes? 
Let's first explain to our international visitors that there is a character in mexican jokes called pepito, who appears in most of mexican jokes that exist, that explained let's start.
At school his teacher says, tell me pepito how do you imagine the perfect school?
Closed teacher!!
The father of Pepito, tells to him very serious: Pepito I need to have an important conversation with you.
sure what it is about daddy?
about sex!
oh come on, feel free to ask me whatever you want to know about it daddy!
Pepito wakes up and tells to his father, Daddy today I woke up feeling like working hard? and his father answers, very well so what are you going to do? get back to sleep until the feeling goes away!
Pepito, why did you hit your brother with the chair?
Because the sofa was too heavy daddy!
At school:
Teacher may I give you a kiss?
ohhh sure Pepito, do you want to improve your manners?
Oh no teacher is just that I have a cold and I want to transmit it to you! (that pepito!!)
Mom to Pepito:
Pepito your siste is crying, say you are sorry for calling her ugly.
Pepito: dear sister sorry for being so ugly!
Pepito to his mom: Mommy does my grandma glow in the dark?
Noooo! why?
Then I think she's having an electrical shock.
Hope you enjoyed 'em, share yours!!
  Peace, Love, Light and Harmony |
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