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traveller
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Terrence Cheung Shatters Masturbation World Record!
September 25, 2003
It's official, Terrence Cheung is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Terrence Cheung achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Terrence Cheung remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Terrence Cheung is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Terrence Cheung was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Terrence Cheung said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
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Wako Jako
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Posted : Sep 25, 2003 16:31
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its ok.
btw 36 is not much.
if i want i can beat it easy....
hehe...
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traveller
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Posted : Sep 25, 2003 16:33
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once in every 40 minutes..
hmmm..
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Wako Jako
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Posted : Sep 25, 2003 16:33
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its not much.
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traveller
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Posted : Sep 25, 2003 16:43
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you must be on (=a) big ass wanker!
edited post.. "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program."
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Wako Jako
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Posted : Sep 25, 2003 16:44
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on = a ?
well yes i wank here and there...
dont you ?
and i didnt mean i wank more then 36 times a day...
i just mean that if i want too, i can.
p.s. - sticky discussion... SMILE ! and the whole world will smile right back at you ! |
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traveller
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Posted : Sep 25, 2003 16:56
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i used to wank a lot more..
since i met my gf wanking just.. doesn't happen that much any longer 
sure one can do it easily like 5 times a day..
but 36..
i bet you get some nasty bruises =)
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traveller
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Posted : Sep 25, 2003 17:04
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oh and i bet this guy had to do it infront of somekinda jury or something..
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Wako Jako
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Posted : Sep 25, 2003 17:06
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yuch...
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Mike A
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Posted : Sep 25, 2003 20:41
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Every 40 minute is not hard, but when you do it for 24 hours, it is. 
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sage2012
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Wako Jako
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Posted : Sep 26, 2003 15:13
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On 2003-09-26 12:39, sage2012 wrote:
there is nothing wrong with jerking-off.. it is sex with someone that i love!!
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my thoughts exactly !
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Ketelf
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Jason (LyTe)
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Wako Jako
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Posted : Oct 13, 2003 20:13
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hahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!
yes yes yes !
I AM THE KING !
i never laughed so hard in ages....
10x jason.
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