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LUOMUHAPPO: Borealophitecus EP (Free MP3 Download!)
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synapsi
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Posted : Oct 26, 2005 21:08
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Free translation from Finnish
There comes a bang and a flash from the highest peak of the MP3-revolution and old-school C-cassette copying culture. Luomuhappo - a mediocre visionary in falsely entertaining crap, now outsources his production.
Twisted disco, gangsta-trance, folk music, neo-tracker sounds and spugedelia. Suomisaundi? The going is hulva and hulvaton, so to speak. Purist-humppa. Musical quotations and references to here and there, back and forward. Some think it's pure shit - but let us accept it. The listening experience may be as long and hard as french baguette breads found from the dumpster.
As a hilarious company game, you can search for familiar samples and presets. Like a little child knows, so does Benoilmeer von Naapmerap Assaam know; moving things are more interesting than still ones, bright colours are nicer than darker ones, and a good fiiling is much more fun than bad.
But that's why we and other apes as well have colour vision, so that we can see which one of the fruits is ripe. And a hearing so that we can identify shitty music. You can masturbate the ears, like you can masturbate the brain.
Everything should have come; Panmarklar EP, neo-roots EP, gangsta-trance EP and I think a few others as well. Nothing came, except the remains of numerous projects. Here, you're welcome. The name of the package is Borealophitecus. Which means "the ape of the north". The name could be "shame" as well, as a reference to Jouko Turkka's book and theme.
The songs have been handily mastered to different volume levels, and just make sure, the mixing has been fucked up as well. One could do things the other way - if one could or managed to. Let alone had the interest. Home taping won't kill music, but mp3 killed the tracker star. You can tape this to a cassette and hobby habby craft the covers yourself. Then it's good for listening to in a car. I don't own a cassette player myself - or a car. So now you have a good reason to lend a car from your mother and drive with your shorts on to a shorts festival - or to the nearest gas station to bang your pant suspenders.
A1 Gatman
A2 Roosa Alisa Ja Osku Joi Mun Vikat Kossut
A3 Maailman Paras Jätkä
A4 Midihikipaja (extended)
A5 Swamp Thing (remix)
B1 Exploding Sausages
B2 Huuma 2003
B3 Festareilla vol 1
B4 Lintukoto
B5 Suurmies Dub
(C)+(P) 2003-2005 Iloinen Perhe Records
www.FREAKDANCERECORDS.NET
PS. All of you who have joined the Luomuhappo fan club, you will be sorry.
Download from http://www.freakdancerecords.net/borealophitecus/ |
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suomi guy
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Posted : Oct 26, 2005 21:57
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Maybe i'm too stoned right now cause i didn't got your point at all 
If i understood well, its some old tracks from cassette in shitty quality and shitty mix, but who cares, its Luomuhappo, I fucking love this crap and there is nothing interesting to hear this days anyway 
Thank for the link. "My single one to cross the ways that have heart, any way that has heart. That way I cross, and the only test that is worth is to cross all its length. And that way I cross watching, watching, out of breath"
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suomi guy
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Posted : Oct 26, 2005 22:15
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By the way...Track no. 2 "Roosa Alisa Ja Osku Joi Mun Vikat Kossut" has been released already on Antiscarp rec. on a compilation.
"My single one to cross the ways that have heart, any way that has heart. That way I cross, and the only test that is worth is to cross all its length. And that way I cross watching, watching, out of breath"
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synapsi
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Posted : Oct 26, 2005 22:47
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Oohh.. no no my friend, the tracks are quite high quality direct renders, 320kbps mp3's. Don't be alarmed. But the only way to distribute these songs are on a C-cassette. Because it's so 80's.
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suomi guy
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Posted : Oct 26, 2005 23:28
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Yes i'm listening to them now and its a good quality for mp3s...you're saying the only way to distribute them is on cassettes, but if its on mp3 on one of your pc's couldn't you burn it to cds?
"My single one to cross the ways that have heart, any way that has heart. That way I cross, and the only test that is worth is to cross all its length. And that way I cross watching, watching, out of breath"
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synapsi
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Posted : Oct 27, 2005 09:39
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I think you should copy them to a C-cassette. And get a car that has a cassette player. So that you can drive around and play the stuff. Just because it's cool. And 80's.
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thail
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Posted : Oct 27, 2005 10:45
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A few very nice tracks here. Atleast Maailman paras jätkä, exploding sausages and lintukoto.
And for free :) Total opposite to the full-on-tuubaduuba-10000000000copies-killaaaargh-releases, which is great! |
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Dark_Dork
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Posted : Oct 27, 2005 11:56
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Very groovy 
I liked the text...
Dressed to kill you look so right... I am drunk with lust tonite. |
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Dark_Dork
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Posted : Oct 27, 2005 13:15
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Now listening to it its great... Lots of funk.
Thanks Freakdance
Dressed to kill you look so right... I am drunk with lust tonite. |
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Stregone
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Posted : Oct 27, 2005 14:17
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Lol If I understand you are doing this because it's cool to have this music in the cassette player by driving ?
Hahahahaha ! genious ! |
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synapsi
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Posted : Oct 27, 2005 21:29
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You can join, but you can't quit.
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Basilisk
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Posted : Oct 27, 2005 22:04
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Posted : Oct 28, 2005 14:51
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luomhappo roxx
freakdance is freaky 
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