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Luomuhappo - Borealopheticus Cassette
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crovax
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Posted : Dec 24, 2005 14:58
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LUOMUHAPPO - BOREALOPHITECUS
(FDCS01 / 2005)
Spugedelic Christmas blow-out! New 60-minute album now available on CASSETTE TAPE from http://www.freakdancerecords.net mailorder page! At an outrageous price of 5 euros per piece! A TRUE collectors item and an instant cult classic! Only 100 copies printed!
Album information as freely translated from Finnish, written by the man himself...:
There comes a bang and a flash from the highest peak of the MP3-revolution and old-school C-cassette copying culture. Luomuhappo - a mediocre visionary in falsely entertaining crap, now outsources his production.
Twisted disco, gangsta-trance, folk music, neo-tracker sounds and spugedelia. Suomisaundi? The going is hulva and hulvaton, so to speak. Purist-humppa. Musical quotations and references to here and there, back and forward. Some think it's pure shit - but let us accept it. The listening experience may be as long and hard as french baguette breads found from the dumpster.
As a hilarious company game, you can search for familiar samples and presets. Like a little child knows, so does Benoilmeer von Naapmerap Assaam know; moving things are more interesting than still ones, bright colours are nicer than darker ones, and a good feeling is much more fun than bad.
But that's why we and other apes as well have colour vision, so that we can see which one of the fruits is ripe. And a hearing so that we can identify shitty music. You can masturbate the ears, like you can masturbate the brain.
Everything should have come; Panmarklar EP, neo-roots EP, gangsta-trance EP and I think a few others as well. Nothing came, except the remains of numerous projects. Here, you're welcome. The name of the package is Borealophitecus. Which means "the ape of the north". The name could be "shame" as well, as a reference to Jouko Turkka's book and theme.
The songs have been handily mastered to different volume levels, and just make sure, the mixing has been fucked up as well. One could do things the other way - if one could or managed to. Let alone had the interest. Home taping won't kill music, but mp3 killed the tracker star. You can tape this to a cassette and hobby habby craft the covers yourself. Then it's good for listening to in a car. I don't own a cassette player myself - or a car. So now you have a good reason to lend a car from your mother and drive with your shorts on to a shorts festival - or to the nearest gas station to bang your pant suspenders.
HIGH-QUALITY DIGITAL MASTERING - FACTORY PRINTED CASSETTE TAPE WITH COLOUR COVERS AND ONE EXTRA SEKRET HIDDEN TRACK NOT AVAILABLE ELSEWHERE! PRINT SIZE LIMITED TO 100 COPIES - EACH COPY INDIVIDUALLY NUMBERED! NO RE-ISSUES WILL BE MADE!! THE MOST RETRODELIC RELEASE THIS YEAR!!! ASDJK! JASKDJKA!! AJKFLAJSLKF  D !!!
And here's the best part:
A HYPERSPEKIAL CHRISTMAS BONUS FOR YOU ALL :-D (too bad we can't type it with bigger letters than the previous text): All tracks except the secret bonus track are available as full-length, 192kbps MP3's FOR FREE!! Check out www.freakdancerecords.net NOW (downloadable from the mp3-section)!!
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year, my friend. And we really mean it. More fun and entertainment for the whole family coming up early next year, until then ...
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suomi guy
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