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kazuku
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Important International Research Survey
Do you typically fold or crumble your toilet paper while taking a crap?
a)I crumble it
b)I fold it
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Fold! 
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fold
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Fold?!
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V3NOM
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Pavel
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Posted : Jun 24, 2011 00:27
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Depends how much I crapped out I guess
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mica
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fold each square 8 times to save a tree |
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Nomad Moon
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Posted : Sep 12, 2011 02:23
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V3NOM
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Posted : Sep 12, 2011 04:37
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On 2011-06-24 00:27, Pavel wrote:
Depends how much I crapped out I guess
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And it's consistency. If it's like water & the tap ain't turning off then I grab big wads crumpled into balls and jam the whole shut!!
If it's normal then yeah if usually get a large sheet & fold it into squares.
I also need quality paper as I'm an aggressive wiper & cheap dunny paper chafes & leaves one ass sore & possible infects cuts..
Do ppl prefer well formed slow exit poop or soft stools that exit quickly?
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hearttricks
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Posted : Sep 12, 2011 07:06
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On 2011-09-12 04:37, V3NOM wrote:
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On 2011-06-24 00:27, Pavel wrote:
Depends how much I crapped out I guess
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And it's consistency. If it's like water & the tap ain't turning off then I grab big wads crumpled into balls and jam the whole shut!!
If it's normal then yeah if usually get a large sheet & fold it into squares.
I also need quality paper as I'm an aggressive wiper & cheap dunny paper chafes & leaves one ass sore & possible infects cuts..
Do ppl prefer well formed slow exit poop or soft stools that exit quickly?
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Nomad Moon
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Posted : Sep 13, 2011 11:26
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On 2011-09-12 04:37, V3NOM wrote:
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On 2011-06-24 00:27, Pavel wrote:
Depends how much I crapped out I guess
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And it's consistency. If it's like water & the tap ain't turning off then I grab big wads crumpled into balls and jam the whole shut!!
If it's normal then yeah if usually get a large sheet & fold it into squares.
I also need quality paper as I'm an aggressive wiper & cheap dunny paper chafes & leaves one ass sore & possible infects cuts..
Do ppl prefer well formed slow exit poop or soft stools that exit quickly?
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I think a bidet is an indespensable tool in a men's bathroom, for those sloppy dumps  |
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dave arc-i
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Posted : Sep 13, 2011 16:57
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Paper? Thats just so last century. Wash and blow dry at home, old folding tech when I am out and caught short.
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MR VOMERS
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Posted : Sep 13, 2011 22:17
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LOL i love this section.
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Nomad Moon
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Posted : Sep 14, 2011 12:47
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On 2011-09-13 16:57, dave arc-i wrote:
Paper? Thats just so last century. Wash and blow dry at home, old folding tech when I am out and caught short.
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When u blow, u blow cold righ? |
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V3NOM
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Posted : Sep 15, 2011 05:50
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Meh, have been in many countries where the locals don't use toilet paper. Fucking disgusting man. If you're into faecal play keep it at home. Shit is not meant to be wiped around with a hand. Shit is my biggest evolutionary disappointment. You'd think we'd have evolved to expel waste in a more attractive way.
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