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** !!! IF only they'd INVENT...... !!! **.
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*Karma Cola*
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Posted : Aug 10, 2005 23:49
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I drive quite a lot, and its great fun while bangin to some good psychedelic music. 
Plus, i smoke  cigarettes that is. Anyone who does the same can tell u its highly inconvenient, not to say dangerous, to concentrate on tappin the ash into the ashtray, at 80-90 mph.
Invention:
I would love for someone to invent some sorta cig holder that takes care of the ash and thus there's no need for me to constantly worry about ashing my car up or ending up on ice.
Any other kooky inventions a trancer can use?
Note: Quittin is out of the question. Dont even go there...
  ~*** You can tell By the way i use my walk, Im a woman's man, No time to Talk***~ |
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Oran
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Posted : Aug 10, 2005 23:55
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can you explain the connection to trance music ?
Always agressive never progressive. |
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*Karma Cola*
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Posted : Aug 11, 2005 00:01
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Inventions 'Trancers' can use while partyin or Living ?
~*** You can tell By the way i use my walk, Im a woman's man, No time to Talk***~ |
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Oran
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Posted : Aug 11, 2005 00:02
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i see...so i guess your example wasnt that "good"...
not only trancers smoke u know...
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*Karma Cola*
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Posted : Aug 11, 2005 00:22
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huh? I thought it was fabulous
I'm only concerned abt the Trancers who smoke..but hey if it make sthe world a better place why not ? ~*** You can tell By the way i use my walk, Im a woman's man, No time to Talk***~ |
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snowflake
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Posted : Aug 11, 2005 01:39
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Well an invention of this kind can finaly solve the problem of ash dropping on the keyboard...
something i think most smokers on this forum experienced.
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Willy Wonka
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Posted : Aug 11, 2005 01:42
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Woohoho!!! the inventor of unuseful objects is back to your screens!!!!
mr.unuseful objects inventor : let's hear what mr. Cola have to say.
mr. Cola : I would love for someone to invent some sorta cig holder that takes care of the ash and thus there's no need for me to constantly worry about ashing my car up or ending up on ice
mr.unuseful objects inventor : Ok, you simply need to glue vaccom cleaner to your testicles!
mr.Cola : Whoah, it works
mr.unuseful objects inventor : Get vaccom ash cleaner now and get free abortion set, so you can proceed abortions without to meet with doctor.
Call now, to get free abortion set for your vaccum ash cleaner!
1800-you-smoke-too-much-h*ash
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floatyhippyflower
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Posted : Aug 11, 2005 01:43
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On 2005-08-11 01:42, Willy Wonka wrote:
Woohoho!!! the inventor of unuseful objects is back to your screens!!!!
mr.unuseful objects inventor : let's hear what mr. Cola have to say.
mr. Cola : I would love for someone to invent some sorta cig holder that takes care of the ash and thus there's no need for me to constantly worry about ashing my car up or ending up on ice
mr.unuseful objects inventor : Ok, you simply need to glue vaccom cleaner to your testicles!
mr.Cola : Whoah, it works
mr.unuseful objects inventor : Get vaccom ash cleaner now and get free abortion set, so you can proceed abortions without to meet with doctor.
Call now, to get free abortion set for your vaccum ash cleaner!
1800-you-smoke-too-much-h*ash
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WTF?????????? |
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Willy Wonka
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Posted : Aug 11, 2005 01:49
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Explanation:
You simply glue vaccum cleaner to male's testicles, so vaccum cleaner's head will be as penis size. You can clean ash with it or with special head you can proceed abortions! So it can be inserted into female body and clean the embryo. |
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floatyhippyflower
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Posted : Aug 11, 2005 01:52
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On 2005-08-11 01:49, Willy Wonka wrote:
Explanation:
You simply glue vaccum cleaner to male's testicles, so vaccum cleaner's head will be as penis size. You can clean ash with it or with special head you can proceed abortions! So it can be inserted into female body and clean the embryo.
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No really, WTF???????? |
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Willy Wonka
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Posted : Aug 11, 2005 01:55
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When you drive a car and smoke ciggarette, right? You need to "throw ash", mr.Cola have no time for that. So mr.unuseful objects inventor helps him to find the way he can smoke and all ash will be cleaned without him make a single move to keep his eyes on road! |
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snowflake
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Posted : Aug 11, 2005 01:59
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On 2005-08-11 01:49, Willy Wonka wrote:
Explanation:
You simply glue vaccum cleaner to male's testicles, so vaccum cleaner's head will be as penis size. You can clean ash with it or with special head you can proceed abortions! So it can be inserted into female body and clean the embryo.
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A possible option, but it could get rather uncomfortable if the keyboard is the problem.
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floatyhippyflower
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Posted : Aug 11, 2005 02:01
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I think this is the first time ever that I have actually been truly shocked or appalled by something a member has posted.
Maybe it's just me but sorry Willy. That really wasn't fucking funny. At all. |
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Willy Wonka
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Posted : Aug 11, 2005 02:02
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We have solution for you mr. snowflake, LAH - longer angled(90o) head. From now on you won't miss the great potential of VACD - vaccum ash/abortions cleaner device. You can keep the ash out of your keyboard |
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Willy Wonka
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Posted : Aug 11, 2005 02:03
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It meant to shock with craziness of invention as craziness of question! Sorry to heart your feelings! |
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