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How to be annoying at parties!
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coSmiIic r080t0n3
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Posted : Apr 3, 2007 19:05
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go stand in tha middle of tha dance floor get ya pants down and start wonkking with expressions ....
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It's time to move on to the next step in the psychedelic revolution. We've reached a certain point, but we're not moving any more.
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Posted : Apr 3, 2007 20:23
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pretend to die on the floor, just after telling the dj u would like to fuck his babe |
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TimBaBwae
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Posted : Apr 3, 2007 23:28
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Just magicaly apear to be some ones friend every time they Stuff a chillum full .........Or be the one who keeps hitting that chillum till its DEAD and no one else get even a first puff .......Grab some ones ear and ask them if they want a cleaning and a Foot massage ! |
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TimBaBwae
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Posted : Apr 3, 2007 23:30
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Or BETTER YET BE THE GUY WHO accidentaly un Plugs the Genorator and kills that KARAHAN and evry ones see who did it ! Eeeww RUN AND HIDE .
ASK GOA GIL to Play Lynard Skynard at Dawn |
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Pete Sideburner
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Posted : Apr 4, 2007 00:49
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Act, like you're on some kind of a rave or on some kind of a donnybrook. Don't dance! That's important. You better stay there, with your ugly MTV-hip-hop-clothes and you raise your armes and you scream and yell and it's PAAAAAAAARTEEEEEEYYYYY!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!! SKAAAAAAAZIIIII!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!
Like a brainless dimwitt.
It might help to take large amounts of cocaine or amphetamine, but basically the former.
Another way is to constantly keep moving. Never just listen to the music and enjoy the feeling. NO, THAT'S JUST FOR HIPPIES! (who never watch MTV, by the way - ignorant bastards!). You better don't stop moving around hoping that over there, at the other side of the dancefloor, it might be better than just here. And if not, then just keep hustling back.
Or be female and instead of being creative or self-conscious, take care of your looks. That means, change your outfit four times a day by spending two hours in the tent, getting dressed and made-up, then go to the dancefloor, pop some stupid MDMA and feel like a dancing hippie queen fairy for 45 minutes, that every drooling alcohol-amphetamin-male-monster would fuck right now if he just knew how to get his dick hard.
But the most important thing is: Don't look at others, and if, in a mean way and then quickly look away. Take so much drugs, you're not yourself anymore and believe that's a spiritually great thing. Don't be passionate or empathetic, that's just weak. Don't smile to strangers and if you do, do it as if you're the greatest fuckin' hippie alive!
Boom Shanka, man!
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psytheriatsunami
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Posted : Apr 4, 2007 06:30
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go around and tell everybody that dont do drugs and dont have sex because are wasting their lives and that Jesus H. Christ loves them! |
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day_tripper
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Posted : Apr 4, 2007 06:42
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Go around asking pretty girls... "Can I dance with you?"
"It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end." - Douglas Adams |
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coSmiIic r080t0n3
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Posted : Apr 4, 2007 07:13
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Go on tda mic and tell everyone ya'll a bunch of cunts ......
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It's time to move on to the next step in the psychedelic revolution. We've reached a certain point, but we're not moving any more.
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exotic
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Posted : Apr 4, 2007 08:00
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On 2007-04-03 15:32, phazed wrote:
^ oye papay! where you're goin papay?!! 
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missing plug-in |
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psiwyber
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Posted : Apr 4, 2007 15:19
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phazed
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Posted : Apr 4, 2007 16:12
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Scratch the dj.
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Psy_mystic
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Posted : Apr 4, 2007 17:35
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Another way is to constantly keep moving. Never just listen to the music and enjoy the feeling. NO, THAT'S JUST FOR HIPPIES! (who never watch MTV, by the way - ignorant bastards!). You better don't stop moving around hoping that over there, at the other side of the dancefloor, it might be better than just here. And if not, then just keep hustling back.
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hahahahah
even worse gather up your friends and have a looong chat in the middle of the dance floor analysing everything that goes on in the party and actually BELIEVING that you are so insightful and mature to everyone else who dances (crazy ppl, those dancing ones )
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MॐZC4L1†0
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Posted : Apr 4, 2007 20:29
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On 2007-04-02 17:44, Krell wrote:
Easy
1: Buy a super soaker water gun
2: Get protective suit
3: Fill up super soaker with Sulfuric acid
4: Bombard people at random in hit and run attacks
Give the term acid burn outs a totally new meaning.
- Krell
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funny i thought the same but instead of suplhuric acid i thought of lysergic acid 
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Dovla
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Posted : Apr 4, 2007 20:58
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during my chill out set at a party a few years ago a guy came up to me and asked me to play Jeff Mills - The Bells DJ Dovla | Interchill Records, Flow Records
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J
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Posted : Apr 4, 2007 22:25
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1) Take a crap in the middle of the dancefloor;
2) Cover your self in dirt/mud, and start hugging people;
3) EMPTY A BOTTLE OF BEER, ON THE STAGE EQUIPMENT! THEN TURN TO THE CROWD, AND SAY: "THIS IS MY PARTY. I RULE!!"
Nice topic.
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