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Forest dreams
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Posted : Mar 18, 2009 17:49:32
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A.Rosengren
Solid Snake
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Posted : Mar 18, 2009 18:54
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hehehe lovely site that is 
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A.Rosengren
Solid Snake
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Posted : Mar 18, 2009 18:58
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| Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequins ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then proceeded to slap it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML |
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Pavel
Moderator
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Posted : Mar 18, 2009 20:19
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Bookmarked!
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Kaz
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Posted : Mar 19, 2009 10:48
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juice
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Mar 21, 2009 12:32
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Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
#473847 (156) - 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm by ufhdafuhds - sex - I agree, your life is f***ed (34250) - you deserved that one (1997)
such a fucker...
Studies indicate that listening to music is good for digestion. |
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juice
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Mar 21, 2009 12:42
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one more...
"Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML"
Studies indicate that listening to music is good for digestion. |
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Anak
Anakoluth
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Posted : Mar 21, 2009 14:52
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full_on
IsraTrance Team
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Posted : May 3, 2009 09:30
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Yeah, a real good social service that is!
Respect!
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...Be gentle with the earth...
...Dance like nobody's watching...
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...I don't mind not going to Heaven, as long as they've got Coffee in Hell... |
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hallucinator
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : May 13, 2009 09:39
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this one its great :
Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again.
girls on action hahaha
Hallucinated Neighbour / Silent Existence
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Justin Chaos
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Posted : Jun 18, 2009 17:05
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Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Awesome
My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them. |
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kikola
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Jun 19, 2009 00:46
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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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@Iono_Music
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Iono_Music_Shop
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hallucinator
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Jun 22, 2009 02:55
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people with luck  ahahahaha :
Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early.
Hallucinated Neighbour / Silent Existence
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