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Does Your Monkey Like Psytrance?
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Forest dreams
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Posted : Mar 10, 2006 16:15
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Monkeys will soon be endangered 
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kikola
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Posted : Mar 10, 2006 17:25
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somebody has too much free time 
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----Dawn----
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Posted : Mar 10, 2006 18:46
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On 2006-03-09 22:11, rich wrote:
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On 2006-03-09 20:09, ----Dawn---- wrote:
Does anyone on this forum own a monkey, chimp or other primate with disposable thumbs?
If the answer is 'yes' then would you be willing to take part in an important experiment?
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Opposable thumbs, yes. Disposable thumbs? no. He needs both of them.
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Nah... i'm sure he wont miss them. He will probably grow two more anyway (monkeys can do that) ... or you can just buy him a new packet. That's the beauty of disposable thumbs!
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On 2006-03-10 17:25, kikola wrote:
somebody has too much free time
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Is there an echo in here? 
Actually it didn't take that long to write anyway... i'm fast! 
Anyone familiar with my posts will know that i usually hate getting all serious but as stupid as this thread was... it did have a serious point.
It was meant as a parody of all the cruel and sometimes stupidly pointless experiments carried out on animals over the years... particularly those of Harry Harlow - by all accounts a real sadistic nut-case.
On reflection, maybe this wasn't the best place to post it  ... but as i was looking in and had a spare 10 minutes or so i thought what the hell.
Remember, love your monkey... but don’t love it too much - that kinda thing is illegal! 
Peace and stuff. 
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shamanizer
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Posted : Mar 11, 2006 10:08
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Wild chimps reportedly have parties sometimes. I saw a document about them and sometimes they gather together, bang tree trunks with sticks and circle around. Hmm, makes me wonder if they ever tried to book a DJ, I guess promotion doesn't reach that far, but if they manage to book one my best guess would be Skazi. |
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Dogon
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Posted : Mar 11, 2006 12:25
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This reminds me of an incident. I was wiz a coupla pals in Manali & we were just sitting in forest n chilling out, smoking joints n njoying the nature. Then i heard some sounds from around n we saw there were around 40-50 monkeys havin a gang fight divided in 2 groups, but more than any physical damages they were making wierd n loud noises which was even broadening in the forest. It kept on goin for around 90-100 minutes, the sounds were sumtims scary, sumtimes wierd, sumtimes painful, sumtimes agressive but all time PSYCHEDELIC.........
Any of you have heard that track by DJ Sid aka Aghori Tantrik (India) from his 1st album Kabrastan. The track is called BANDAR VANN which is a Hindi word n means MONKEY FOREST. I guess it's based on the same idea n has some quite psychedelic monkey sounds used in this n it,s a killer track.....
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Kitnam
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Posted : Mar 11, 2006 15:20
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@dawn
yes, i have a monkey here, no joke!
he lives in my house, he has a hot temper. sometimes he is taking controll about me, he walks with my feet and uses my hands sometimes, its not easy to resist him. sometimes when he is there, and i am "off"...when he is walking down the streets, i try to resist but he is strong you know? he dont likes humans beeings..
last day i woke up with a knife in my hand, everwhere bananas and waste...
i am getting fucking crazy...!
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Antbreath
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Posted : Mar 11, 2006 22:56
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Yes..My monkey does like psytrance
he also likes calyx and some ska
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zooter
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Posted : Mar 13, 2006 15:16
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On 2006-03-09 20:09, ----Dawn---- wrote:
PROCEDURE
ok, i've completed the experiment and here are the results:
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Start by playing your monkey several different styles of 'psytrance' and observe it's behaviour. Which genre does your monkey appear to like the most. Does it seem to be a moody dark-monkey or a happy morning-monkey. Note down your results. |
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My monkey started dancing as soon as the music started...but pretty soon, it got bored and started sleeping esp. when some heavy dark music was playing...
as soon as i switched over to morning music, it started getting angry and tried to break things around...and then suddenly, it started dancing again...and then i slept off...this is where the real fun begins...
when i woke up (around 1.5 hrs later), i found out that not only was the monkey djing, but the entire neighbourhood were on my lawn dancing their heads off...
what is most surprising was that the monkey not only hired the equipment (i don't have any), it even transported me to a different house with a lawn (i don't have a lawn)
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| STEP 2: Specific Application
Play your monkey a mix of both old and new 'psytrance'. Again, observe it's behaviour. If your monkey is trained in sign language, ask if it prefers the new sound or considers it to be too commercial. Note down your results. |
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Unfortunately, I could not proceed to this step becoz my monkey is currently travelling over the world (i heard he's now in Japan) and will come back only next month...
@Dawn, i'm pretty sure your country is on his itenary...i suggest you try part 2 of your experiment at that time....remember, he is easily identified by the t-shirt that says, "Who says monkeys can't dj?"
i guess that's pretty stupid, but i'm at work and we all know how work is
Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?" |
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----Dawn----
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Posted : Mar 14, 2006 06:42
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@Zooter
Wow... thanks, man! That is extremely valuable information and solid empirical evidence that you should never underestimate the power of monkeys!
Your results are greatly appreciated and i will make the necessary preparations for step 2 as soon as the hairy little guy arrives... i just hope that i recognise him.. If everything goes well, i may even make it onto the cover of next months issue of Evil Monkey-Botherer Magazine!
Thank you again... you are a true asset to the world of science!
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acidonacid
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Posted : Mar 14, 2006 09:03
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On 2006-03-14 06:42, ----Dawn---- wrote:
...i just hope that i recognise him..
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This is easy my friend I believe.
Small hairy and with a Monkeys do it better T-shirt maybe.
Whats the hell? Even if you are blind you will see him around.
no worries
(I just take this information from an Aaalien!)
Open your mind... |
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acidonacid
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Posted : Mar 18, 2006 19:54
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Nobita
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Posted : Mar 18, 2006 23:25
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Aren't there more serious issues than this monkey business at hand? Such as removing the pig.
Row row row your boats gently down the stream; merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream. |
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acidonacid
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Posted : Mar 18, 2006 23:33
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Yes and psytrance loves your monkey as I can see
Open your mind... |
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acidonacid
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Posted : Mar 19, 2006 10:36
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On 2006-03-18 23:25, Demezriel wrote:
Aren't there more serious issues than this monkey business at hand? Such as removing the pig.
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monkeys don't like pigs because pigs don't dance and care only for food.
We love all animals but we prefer psy animals
The blue lunar monkeys for example can do everything
Open your mind... |
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