Xolvexs
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Posted : Oct 30, 2007 16:26
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whoever thinks that derek zoolander is just overall awesome, come and join
Famous Words
DEREK ZOOLANDER: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
DEREK ZOOLANDER: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
DEREK ZOOLANDER: What say we settle this on the runway... Han-Solo?
HANSEL: Are you challenging me to a walk-off... Boo-Lander?
HANSEL: So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
DEREK ZOOLANDER: And?
HANSEL: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.
DEREK ZOOLANDER: Oh, Snap!
HANSEL: What's the dealio, yo?
HANSEL: Excuse me, bra.
DEREK ZOOLANDER: You're excused, and I'm not your bra!
HANSEL: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
DEREK ZOOLANDER: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
MATILDA: I've been trying to reach you for a week.
DEREK ZOOLANDER: A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum.
MATILDA: That was last Friday.
DEREK ZOOLANDER: Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?
DEREK ZOOLANDER: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
MATILDA: Honestly?
HANSEL: Yes.
MATILDA: I think they're vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
HANSEL: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about *male* models?
DEREK ZOOLANDER: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
MATILDA: Do what for a career?
DEREK ZOOLANDER: Be professionally good looking.
MATILDA: I became...
HANSEL: What?
MATILDA: Bulimic.
DEREK ZOOLANDER: You can read minds?
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