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TiMMY
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Jul 18, 2002 23:00
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http://www.cjnetworks.com/%7Ecubsfan/conspiracy.html
Here's mine:
In order to understand Sliced Bread you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Postmen who were beaten up by angry straving mexicans made up of black ppl with help from The russians.
The conspiracy first started during The Foundation of the naked church of the subgenius in Toronto. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The severe beating of a school genator.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by licking somebody else's elbows.
They want to Eat Shas and imprison resisters in hell using buses.
In order to prepare for this, we all must Smoke weed all day. Since the media is controlled by The Church of the subgenius we should get our information from 2Pac.
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A.Rosengren
Solid Snake
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Posted : Jul 19, 2002 00:46
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In order to understand Proggressive Mothers you need to realize that everything is controlled by a New Science Disco Alliance made up of Reports with help from Fucking Nazis.
The conspiracy first started during World War 5 in London. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including End o world war 4.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by ganja smoking israelis.
They want to shit in throats The righteous brothers and imprison resisters in Shivas underwear using walking.
In order to prepare for this, we all must flash our naked butts. Since the media is controlled by Luiz Paulo we should get our information from A Rosengren.
LOL!
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Kaz
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Jul 19, 2002 02:38
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In order to understand why buttered toast lands face down you need to realize that everything is controlled by a sneaky villians made up of clever people with help from Golden State Warriors.
The conspiracy first started during the discovery of mudpools in Rwanda. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Lincoln assasination.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by scratching ones balls.
They want to bitchslap Steven Spielberg and imprison resisters in Pluto using really long bicycles.
In order to prepare for this, we all must go beating our bosses into a bloody pulp. Since the media is controlled by the hippy community of Teheran we should get our information from Tom Jones.
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Jason (LyTe)
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Jul 19, 2002 03:51
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hehehe 
[ This Message was edited by: Jason (LyTe) on 2002-07-19 03:52 ] "We Do Not Allways See Things As They Are. We See Things As We Are" -Ancient Chinese Proverb
LyTe Email:TechnoLyte@gmail.com |
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DETOX
IsraTrance Senior Member
Started Topics :
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Posted : Jul 19, 2002 04:51
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In order to understand Sex you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Ravers made up of Fat with help from musicians.
The conspiracy first started during End of the world in Greece. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Perl Harbor.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Eating with hands.
They want to punch Big Cahuna and imprison resisters in Hell using Helicopter.
In order to prepare for this, we all must kiss. Since the media is controlled by Clubbers we should get our information from Policemen.
P.S Yes i am fucked up at the moment speaking.
Toodaloo Motherfuckers!!!!! |
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Wako Jako
IsraTrance Junior Member
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1183
Posted : Jul 19, 2002 09:23
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What They Don't Want You to Know:
In order to understand cookie eating you need to realize that everything is controlled by a cats made up of ravers with help from cops.
The conspiracy first started during war world 4 in nagasaki. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including hiroshima bombing.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by smoking weed.
They want to crying george bush and imprison resisters in wako's home using skateboarding.
In order to prepare for this, we all must eat cookies. Since the media is controlled by al gore we should get our information from rush limbo.
SMILE ! and the whole world will smile right back at you ! |
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Luiz Paulo
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Jul 19, 2002 14:47
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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Mathematics you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Isratrance Forum made up of intelligent people with help from brazilians.
The conspiracy first started during World War 2 in São Paulo. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 2002 World Cup.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by farting.
They want to murder George Bush and imprison resisters in Afghanistan using airplanes.
In order to prepare for this, we all must kill. Since the media is controlled by ISRAtrancers we should get our information from George W. Bush.
LOL
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.... |
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tom anteater
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Jul 19, 2002 15:02
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>>love will tear us apart...<< |
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karnaf
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Jul 19, 2002 15:48
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Mine didn't come out funny. It came out scarry....
Paranoia!!!!!!
Please REMOVE my cellphone number from any SMS spam list you may have. Thanks.
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Munchie
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Jul 19, 2002 17:32
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What They Don't Want You to Know:
In order to understand Isratrance.com you need to realize that everything is controlled by an Isratrance Team made up of Karahana People with help from Hippies.
The conspiracy first started during a Party in Goa in India. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Moksha Party.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Smoking Weed.
They want to Anal Rape Yahel Sherman and imprison resisters in Beer Sheeva using Flying Pigs.
In order to prepare for this, we all must Smoke a joint. Since the media is controlled by John Lennon we should get our information from George w. Bush.
MiniMAL cabron... |
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Wako Jako
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Jul 19, 2002 18:10
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dont you mean mokasa ?
SMILE ! and the whole world will smile right back at you ! |
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Munchie
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Jul 19, 2002 18:24
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lol! ofcorse i ment Mokasa... hehe 
MiniMAL cabron... |
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Pavel
Moderator
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Posted : Jul 19, 2002 23:03
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Well this can't get wackier than this:
In order to understand Vegetarian Cannibalizm you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Morrocan Jews made up of Maniak Nudists with help from Serrial Killers.
The conspiracy first started during Woodstock in USA. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Death of Elvis.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Nose grinding.
They want to Sticking drum sticks in private places Eyal Barkan and imprison resisters in Ramle using swimming.
In order to prepare for this, we all must Suicide. Since the media is controlled by Yasser Arafat we should get our information from Tom Jones.
Everyone in the world is doing something without me |
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Wako Jako
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Jul 20, 2002 13:56
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ok i got the idea.
not its not funny anymore.
i chalange anyone to be funny.
SMILE ! and the whole world will smile right back at you ! |
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Jason (LyTe)
IsraTrance Junior Member
Started Topics :
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Posted : Jul 20, 2002 17:42
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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Tiesto you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Acid struck ravers made up of Undercover cops with help from the Police.
The conspiracy first started during The finding that the origin of man is acrually that of an ancient raver clan in London club. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including that big party up in babylon.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by sniffing on Poppers, wondering when the next K-hole is gonna hit them.
They want to Piss off everybody and imprison resisters in Gaza using Puffs of pergatory.
In order to prepare for this, we all must Kill Tiesto. Since the media is controlled by John Digweed and Paul Oakenfeld we should get our information from ShivaS
"We Do Not Allways See Things As They Are. We See Things As We Are" -Ancient Chinese Proverb
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