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konvndrvm
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Posted : Jun 21, 2010 17:54
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On 2010-06-18 09:05, willsanquil wrote:
So last halloween I decided that since I never ever go crazy with costumes, this year I would go completely crazy. I was slotted for a fire performance at a club in NYC (psybotik!!!) and wanted to go as Dr. Manhattan. the blue guy from watchmen.
I opted to not go for the full-nude, but definitely did want to shave my head and be completely blue..but with black samurai/thai fisherman pants.
So I spend some time looking up liquid latex...find a company, call them, ask them if I can sweat through the latex, they say yes, I say ok and order it.
Halloween arrives...and it takes literally 3 and a half hours for my girlfriend to apply this shit to me (after shaving my entire upper body and head), and it was the most uncomfortable MADDENING experience I have ever gone through. itchy beyond belief, but it worked...or so I thought.
I enter the club, try to introduce myself to friends but they have no clue who I am. I start dancing, and 15 minutes later I'm pretty friggin hot. So hot that I start sweating, and much to my dismay the latex is definitely NOT breathing....and pools of sweat are starting to form underneath my latex suit....it actually looks like im growing cancerous tumors in real time under my flesh.
I thought I could deal with it, that is until a couple of minutes later when I'm in the middle of the dance floor...and something pops. I must have been sweating in the head area pretty good, because the latex broke right at the tip of my nose and as far as I was concerned, I had just unleashed 50% of my body's supply of blood in one instant...when in fact a sweat bubble had just flushed warm water all over my body.
That was it. I ran backstage, tore it off and I was free....except now I had just spent 3+ hrs applying a costume that I had only worn for less than a half an hour (and not even for my performance)...and now I'm completely shaved (no eyebrows) wandering around the party looking like fucking voldemort.
worth it?
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lol!
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BrainLizzard
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Posted : Jun 23, 2010 02:25
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 I have sinned against my own beliefs, I'm more sleepy than ever to have been awoken to see that 2012 is pop culture, I do enjoy a good Pop-sicle here and there...
How do i let go of Time equals Art, i asked... T((2))O Hell Marries did the tricks
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Tizzy
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Posted : Jun 23, 2010 23:22
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Confession:
I just dont understand lizzard speak. no matter how hard i try.
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Maine Coon
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Posted : Jun 24, 2010 01:08
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Tizzy, that's not much of a confession - kinda like "I eat” or “I sleep”.
My confession (related to yours) is that I mistakenly thought he speaks only Lizzard. I was wrong: it seems pop culture references shock him into having short Human episodes.
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BrainLizzard
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Posted : Jun 24, 2010 02:20
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As i said, i enjoy a good Pop-sicle Miss Coon, I unplugged my fire wall, That is maybe why you understand this new beta lizzard speak, for a limited time only..
Confession:
I enjoy a good fart late nights, when watching power puff girls...
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Maine Coon
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Posted : Jun 24, 2010 03:01
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Popsicles are fun, at least during heat waves. I am actually a Mr.
But you already know this, don't you? 
Confession: I felt very weird buying an anniversary gift for my wife with money she made. It’s quite embarrassing and depressing. No, this does not quite describe it. It sucks ass! That’s more like it.
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Squee.Isme
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Posted : Jun 24, 2010 04:15
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some good friends and myslef concocted an idea for a killer string art piece for a party several years ago. we spent weekend after weekend building it in a studio space and got it ready just in time for the party. then, day of the party, we cut it off of the line and smilingly walked it towards the door to take it to the show.......
the door was significantly LESS wide than the art piece we had been working on for the last many weeks... ended up tearing it apart and spending the entire day getting it mostly together again.
all worked out in the long run, but nothing like forethought to make things run a little smoother...
i know i have better confessions, but this one came to mind at the moment.
great thread, i laughed out loud
squee
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Axis Mundi
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Posted : Jun 24, 2010 04:54
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One time at a past gaian mind summer festival, it rained all weekend... so we were under our mosquito tent, and I was, uhm, under the influence and seeing stars... well, I needed to take a dump REAL bad but due to my condition, I didn't want to brave the weather to sit on a dark, damp portapotty... so I decided instead to climb down the steep hill about halfway to the stream at the bottom where nobody could see me to do my business. So, I get down there, pull my pants down, and sit over a log... as soon as I got done, I was trying to get my pants back up when I slipped, fell right in my own poo, and slid the rest of the way down the hill (approx 50 feet) to the bottom, through branches and pricker bushes. I stood up, and my ass and legs were covered in scrapes and gashes, with a reddish brown mixture of blood, mud and poo all over me. SO... I stripped naked, and sat in the stream for what seemed like hours trying to clean off, and eventually climbed back up. Everyone was wondering where I had been, and when they saw what was dripping out of my pant legs, they were curious... all I could say was that my ass looked like it had been ravaged by a wild animal!
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Omega
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Posted : Jun 24, 2010 05:56
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^ thus far, you totally win this thread  |
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MR VOMERS
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Posted : Jun 24, 2010 07:11
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BAAHAHAHAAAA dude yea jason you totally win if there was such a contest to be deemed a winner in.
WARNING: The Reality Master General has determined that Mr. Vomit may significantly alter your reality. Usage of the knowledge provided by Mr. Vomit may be perceived as dangerous and subversive by those in authority. |
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Tizzy
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Posted : Jun 24, 2010 22:14
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Dude, thats a shit one
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Wizack Twizack
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Posted : Jun 25, 2010 02:26
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Posted : Jun 25, 2010 04:08
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bluespectralmonkey
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Posted : Jun 25, 2010 05:34
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willsanquil
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Posted : Jun 25, 2010 06:12
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