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Med
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Posted : Feb 5, 2007 23:56
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watch ur steps
  Its Like a Drop That Falls Into the Ocean,or Perhaps the Ocean is Falling Into a Drop. |
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kArO
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Posted : Feb 6, 2007 00:25
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break dancing |
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Aluxe
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Posted : Feb 6, 2007 02:59
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lotus flying |
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Magox
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Posted : Feb 6, 2007 03:10
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ground hog
"On the path of spirituality, one ventures to vanquish one’s own faults rather than to judge others" |
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mudpeople
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Posted : Feb 6, 2007 03:56
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Magox
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Posted : Feb 6, 2007 05:00
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cold as hell
"On the path of spirituality, one ventures to vanquish one’s own faults rather than to judge others" |
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exotic
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Posted : Feb 6, 2007 05:52
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The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid-term.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared
it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now
have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once
a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the
different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these
religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you
will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and
since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project
that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we
can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now,
we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law
states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay
the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are
added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Theresa during my Freshman
year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and
take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then
number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and
has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since
Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more
souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby
proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night,
Theresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
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kArO
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Posted : Feb 6, 2007 06:17
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f*ck yeah, exotic, that was awesome |
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Forest dreams
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Posted : Feb 6, 2007 06:30
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Frozen in hell
Nothing is said that has not been said before. |
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sure_smoke_alot
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Posted : Feb 6, 2007 07:51
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Frozen throne
@ exotic
the problem with valuing art is, till u dont understand it, it's worthless but wen u do understand it, it's priceless!! |
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Forest dreams
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Posted : Feb 6, 2007 07:52
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Frozen Ghost
Nothing is said that has not been said before. |
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sure_smoke_alot
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Posted : Feb 6, 2007 08:33
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zombie
the problem with valuing art is, till u dont understand it, it's worthless but wen u do understand it, it's priceless!! |
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Magox
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Posted : Feb 6, 2007 16:01
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colder than a WITCHES titty
"On the path of spirituality, one ventures to vanquish one’s own faults rather than to judge others" |
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Shanti Jatra
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Posted : Feb 6, 2007 17:24
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my 10th standard teacher...
Shanti Jatra Fullmoon Festival, Nepal - October 2009
www.shantijatra.com |
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Forest dreams
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Posted : Feb 6, 2007 20:46
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shagbag
Nothing is said that has not been said before. |
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