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citrixpvd
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Posted : May 26, 2007 15:09
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Anyone have "switch - future ep (lunar view)" and "flower duet - solarplexus" remix? or know where i can download from?
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Forest dreams
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Posted : May 28, 2007 21:48
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nope. have no idea what youre talking about.
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AbsolutZero(D.V.M.)
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Posted : Jun 5, 2007 13:03
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psionic nomad
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Posted : Jun 5, 2007 13:51
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Pt.
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Posted : Jun 5, 2007 14:01
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Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect.
"Easy, " she replied. "He only has one eye."
The chief was stunned. "He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!" He repeated the procedure for the second blonde and again asked how she would recognize him.
"He only has one ear, " was her answer.
"What is the matter with you people?!? It is a profile shot! You are seeing him from the side!" He repeated the procedure for the third blonde, then said, "How would you recognize the suspect? Now think before you give me a stupid answer."
After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, "He's wearing contact lenses."
This took the chief by surprise. He looked real hard at the picture and couldn't tell if the suspect had contacts or not, so he went into the database and looked at the report. Sure enough, when the mug shot was taken, he was wearing contact lenses! He went back to her and asked, "How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses? Nobody else here in this precinct saw that!"
"Well, " she said, "he can't wear regular glasses with only one eye and one ear, now, can he?"
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Dark_Dork
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Posted : Jun 5, 2007 13:53
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Heh 
Dressed to kill you look so right... I am drunk with lust tonite. |
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chapodelic
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Posted : Jun 6, 2007 01:16
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On 2007-05-28 21:48, Forest dreams wrote:
nope. have no idea what youre talking about.
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HAHA! so right... |
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Kane
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Posted : Jul 16, 2007 12:12
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J
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Posted : Jul 16, 2007 15:18
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Topic locked cause it has no refferecce to the section.
And also, the forum does not support trading.
Best Regards!
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