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Pavel
Moderator
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Posted : Jun 7, 2009 22:53
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A.Rosengren
Solid Snake
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Posted : Jun 7, 2009 23:58
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Pavel
Moderator
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Posted : Jun 9, 2009 01:12
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mk47
Inactive User
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Posted : Jun 9, 2009 16:58
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: http://www.afunnystuff.com/forumpics/retard.jpg
Stranger: ?
You: i hate retards
You: like retarded people
You: ewewew
Stranger: aha..
You: fuckingspazzzzzzzzzz
Stranger: I work with them 
Stranger: you are an idiot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Xolvexs
IsraTrance Senior Member
Started Topics :
241
Posts :
2848
Posted : Jul 6, 2009 23:51
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Stranger: Hello
You: hello
You: what will keep u from running away
Stranger: Be nice
Stranger: No cybering
You: cool
Stranger: That's all
Stranger: I'm easy like sunday morning.
You: oh i love that song
You: easy
Stranger: So how are you?
You: i am good
You: u
Stranger: Good so far
You: hmm
Stranger: very interesting folks on this website.
You: yes
You: i once met a cosmonaut
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: What was that like?
You: i have no idea i was really stonned that day
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Drugs are bad mm'k?
You: yes...everything these days is bad quality
Stranger: No
Stranger: Coffee is still pure and sweet
You: aah coffee drinker
You: i have a coffee plantation in indonesia
Stranger: That's nice, But i drink local coffee
You: local...wheres that
You: indonesia is local for me
Stranger: Cool, But i drink coffee grown by locals in my local area.
Stranger: I'm from the usa rastamin.
You: u like starbucks or coffee bean
Stranger: Stay away from "fair trade" Chocalate though. Tastes like dirt
Stranger: nether, I make my own. Starbucks is overpriced anyway, you can get their coffee cheapoer by buying it from barns and noble but it's still shitty.
Stranger: "Fair trade" My ass.
You: the best coffe i had in US was at the gas stations...
Stranger: Oh yeah
You: definitely
You: especially with the truckers and bikers when i was cross-countrying my way through
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: Can i ask you something?
You: ask two
Stranger: Do you leik mudkipz?
You: pokemon
Stranger:  :
Stranger: You know what that's from
Stranger: Your the first
Stranger: Way to go
You: i know a lot
Stranger: one person i met here thinks it's heavy metal, The other rap music
You: i am supposed to be a brain dead machine
You: but i am actually alive finally
Stranger: what?
Stranger: You need coffee
You: yeah i am a human clone
Stranger: Clone from what?
Stranger: Like an eye lash? like a booger?
You: no like a photocopy of someone else
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Nah....
Stranger: You are you
Stranger: I am me
Stranger: and this sandwitch makes three
You: but then who are they
Stranger: Fries
Stranger: Have to always get fries.
You: with cheese and milkshakes
Stranger: Yeah
You: and some jalapeno poppers
Stranger: Do you like cheese? I love cheese.
You: i am made of cheese
Stranger: I love you.
You: arent i tasty
Stranger: No, Not really. We have to age you first
You: i told u i am a machine i dont age
Stranger: Sure you do
Stranger: How old are you now?
Stranger: By the time you reply you will be even older.
You: well a part of me was recentally replaced
Stranger: see?
Stranger: you age
You: but my age depends on when i was bought or when i was created
You: so for the owner i am like 5 but really i am 10
Stranger: No, That's only for knowing the data.
You: i spent 5 years on a shelf
Stranger: you age whee you know how old you are or not
Stranger: Alas i must go. I need more coffee.
You: u actually drink that
Stranger: Yes,yes i do.
Stranger: I also wash my socks in it
You: with ur mouth
Stranger: Yes.
You: oh i always use my nose
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: You'll have to teach me that someday
You: easy like sunday mornng
You: omg they killed kenny
Stranger: Well time to go i must, Good journy to you.
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Xolvexs
IsraTrance Senior Member
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241
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2848
Posted : Jul 7, 2009 00:03
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Stranger: Will you be my wife?
You: yes
Stranger: really?
You: 100%
Stranger: perfect!
Stranger: I love you!
You: i am ready to take the plunge
Stranger: so hard
You: i love u too
Stranger: i make u the most happy girl in the world!
You: i am not a girl i am a lady
Stranger: lady
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: of course
Stranger: my dear lady
You: so how big is it
Stranger: mm..
Stranger: 18
You: 18 what
Stranger: cm
You: thats small for a bed
Stranger: small?
Stranger: hah
Stranger: what do me do?
Stranger: how will i can live now?
You: on oxygen and water
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: ='((
Stranger: im really sad
You: thats awesome
You: sad is the new cool
Stranger: oh
You: do u have piercings
Stranger: no
Stranger: im clear boy)
You: tattooes
Stranger: no tatoo
You: i have 5
You: and 4 piercings
Stranger: i think i will like it)
You: i have two on my nipples
Stranger: good
You: one on my tongue
Stranger: very good
You: and the third one on my penis
You: hahahahahaha
You: sucker
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: motherfucker
Stranger: suck your mom
Stranger: dude
You: hahaha
Stranger: bullshit eater
You: muhahahahaa
When death comes to your doorstep, make sure you are alive |
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Xolvexs
IsraTrance Senior Member
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Posted : Jul 7, 2009 00:43
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fukin addictive
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Sarcasm
IsraTrance Junior Member
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26
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543
Posted : Aug 6, 2009 13:11
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Stranger: hhey i am from lisbon and you?
You: From Lisbon
You: Are all lesbians from Lisbon?
You: Hi fello Lesbonanian!
So drunk i can brarely spell. |
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Sarcasm
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Aug 6, 2009 13:12
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Stranger: /_____\_____________\____________/____\
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_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
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______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\
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You: Thanks!
Stranger: yw
Stranger: ]THE GAME
Stranger: U JUST LOST NIGGA
You: You made me richer, instead of a dime now i have a dollar.
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Sarcasm
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Aug 6, 2009 13:32
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Stranger: asl?
You: 24 m
Stranger: 13/f/cambodia
You: Too young.
You: You should study.
Stranger: i'm looking for something.
You: I have no money
You: NEXT
Stranger: not money.
Stranger: i've never seen a penis before.
You: Look in a mirror
You have disconnected.
So drunk i can brarely spell. |
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Sarcasm
IsraTrance Junior Member
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543
Posted : Aug 6, 2009 13:33
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Stranger: 䐥l
You: Go away Jackie Chan!
You have disconnected.
So drunk i can brarely spell. |
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Sarcasm
IsraTrance Junior Member
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543
Posted : Aug 6, 2009 13:35
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Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 24 m
Stranger: 23 male
Stranger: are u a gay?
Stranger: im bi
You: No, even if i was i would have a better choice.
You have disconnected.
So drunk i can brarely spell. |
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Sarcasm
IsraTrance Junior Member
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26
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Posted : Aug 6, 2009 13:36
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Stranger: RAWR
You: I am with SWAT
You: Generally flies.
You: What about you?
Stranger: RAWR
You: *SWAT* (Opps i killed him)
You have disconnected.
So drunk i can brarely spell. |
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Sarcasm
IsraTrance Junior Member
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543
Posted : Aug 6, 2009 13:38
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Stranger: age?
You: Stone
You: Stone age.
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: Puff puff pass
Stranger: ok.are you a male or a female?
You: Male.
You: Every monday.
Stranger: im a female
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Sarcasm
IsraTrance Junior Member
Started Topics :
26
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543
Posted : Aug 6, 2009 13:40
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Stranger: hi! I'm lord Voldemort. Nice to meet u
You: I am Harry Pothead.
You: Nice to smoke you.
Stranger: may I kill u *puppyface
You: Yes.
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA
Stranger: teehee u dies
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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