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Pavel
Moderator
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Posted : May 27, 2009 23:18:53
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And paste here your best
http://omegle.com/
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Pavel
Moderator
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Posted : May 27, 2009 23:22
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You: Show me your penis
Stranger: sure!
You: now
Stranger: but how ?
You: i need it to save humanity
Stranger: oh i understand. ofcourse! just take it, but HOW!?
You: no idea...
You: perhaps you could know
Stranger: yes , if i get your email adress i can send you a pic=)
You: RLY
Stranger: yes`
Stranger: why not
You: ok are you writing
You: obama@white-house.org
Stranger: yes sure thing
You: go ahead, make my day
You: punk
Stranger: you know im a girl?
You: than you don't have a penis
Stranger: haha goood thing , you've noticed½
Stranger: !
You: whatcha got than?
You: show me whatcha got
Stranger: gotta goo, byeE! Everyone in the world is doing something without me |
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Pavel
Moderator
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Posted : May 27, 2009 23:41
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You: where's my money nigga
Stranger: check your wallet
You: nothing but a picture of your mom
Stranger: my moms dead... thats not funny
Everyone in the world is doing something without me |
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gutter
Inactive User
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3018
Posted : May 28, 2009 15:00
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Stranger: wats up?
You: whos there?
Stranger: me
You: hi me
Stranger: hi stranger
You: iggy pop?
Stranger: na
Stranger: jimi hendrix
You: hi jimi.. missed you
Stranger: haha
Stranger: m/f?
You: trans
You: trance
Stranger: me 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: pavel?
Stranger: yes
You: good ..gotcha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no idea a
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gutter
Inactive User
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54
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3018
Posted : May 28, 2009 15:12
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Stranger: lol
You: boom
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: jupiter
You: u?
Stranger: fick dich
Stranger: mars u ?
You: schwein
You: du bist
You: lol
Stranger: du bist ein schwein wenn schon
Stranger: lol
You: wie gets
Stranger: great
Stranger: and you ?
You: alles guten
You: masturbating
You: what do you wear?
Stranger: haha 
Stranger: alles gut yes of course
Stranger: masturbatin not yet
Stranger: i wear clothes  or did it mean cloth ?
could you make my englisch better ?:)
You: 20euro /hour private
You: no clothes
You: like schwein
You: lol
Stranger: hahaha
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Stranger: from?
You: jupiter u?
Stranger: koran?
You: Benny Lava
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mk47
Inactive User
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4444
Posted : May 31, 2009 00:44
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Stranger: hi
You: allah akbar , we will kill all infidels
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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gutter
Inactive User
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54
Posts :
3018
Posted : Jun 5, 2009 12:22
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hallo!
Stranger: nederlander!
You: white widow ?
You: u like?
Stranger: wtf screw u bitch!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Nectarios
Martian Arts
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187
Posts :
5292
Posted : Jun 5, 2009 15:34
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"user is typing for like ages"
You: still typing? you must have a lot to say
Stranger: i was in the process of telling my last stranger how the one before was rude and disconnected wen i was being perfectly friendly, and they disconected right after thay said hello!
Stranger: i am indeed frustrated
You: people are bored
Stranger: i felt the need to share
Stranger: as am i!
Stranger: reasons for being on here in the first place
You: why would they be on here typing stuff to starngers?
Stranger: who knows
Stranger: some people are just crazy
You: lots are
You: and frustrated too. people are quick to jump into the swearing
You: and sexual innuendos
You: wonder why
Stranger: barrell roll?
Stranger: do a barrell roll
Stranger: a barrell roll!!
You: woof! did one
Stranger: YES
You: lol
You: this is even more boring than when I wasn't on here typing stuff
Stranger: ur right
Stranger: peace
http://soundcloud.com/martianarts |
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Nectarios
Martian Arts
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187
Posts :
5292
Posted : Jun 5, 2009 15:41
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi:)
You: fuckshitballs
Stranger: im your father
You: excellent
Stranger: i have to fuck your mother
You: can i watch?
Stranger: sure
You: fantastic
You: go on then
Stranger: do you penis?
You: yes I penis
Stranger: do you have penis<--
You: yes I have a penis
You: do you have a penis?
Stranger: then, fuck it together
You: sure
You: frustrated ain't ya?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
http://soundcloud.com/martianarts |
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Anak
Anakoluth
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108
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Posted : Jun 5, 2009 23:50
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Stranger: i am from egypt
You: salam aleikum
Stranger: i dont remember how to answer
Stranger: smth likealeikumasalam. the same but inversed
Stranger: isnt it?!
You: i don't know
You: i'm not arabic
Stranger: you are terrorist i think
Stranger: not only arabic. but also a terrorist
You: there is a bomb in your trunk
Stranger: there is my dick in youranus
You: tell me, my friend, are all arabs terrorists?
Stranger: yes they are. they dontsleep even
Stranger: the are thinking how to kill all of us all the time
Anakoluth A Pebble in Your Eardrum's Shoe since 2001!
http://www.myspace.com/anakoluth
http://www.ektoplazm.com/profiles/anakoluth/
http://cronomi.com |
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Forest dreams
IsraTrance Full Member
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107
Posts :
9697
Posted : Jun 6, 2009 15:23
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Stranger: Hi 
You: hellooo
You: i like to eat penis
You: you like to throw ball?
Stranger: hum hell yeah
Stranger: xD
You: what the ball or the penis?
Stranger: Whatever, none
You: oh
You: how exciting
Stranger: sure ^^
You: have you ever thrown ball?
Stranger: yeah hum "play catch" with my dog 
You: your dog is nice?
Stranger: it's dead
You: oh im sorry about that
Stranger: nah np
You: did you kill it
Stranger: no not really
Stranger: ^^
You: have you ever given your dog a wank?
You: seriously...
Stranger: no seriously, no
Stranger: my dogs have always ben she
Stranger: she-dogs
Stranger:
Stranger: bitches
You: biaaaatches
You: dont they like the finger every now n then ?
You: i finger my biatch all the time you see
Stranger: human biatch?
You: only when she is chumming my fingers turn red
You: then i like to lick it
You: blood tastes very salty
You: especially if its fresh out of theperiod
Stranger: you're such a sicko
You: oh no. i am very normal
You: you mustb be wierd to call me a sicko
You: animal porn is not overrated anymore
Stranger: sure =)
You: we like it here in usbekisthan
Stranger: doesnt mean it's normal does it ?
You: it does if you think it does
Stranger: ever tried to play finger puppets for your sister with real hamsters and mices ?
You: you are a very strange stranger
You: is your sister hot?
Stranger: she's dead too
You: is she white.. and does she shave off her pussy hair?
Stranger: so she's pretty cold
You: oh., did you fuck her?
Stranger: she's dead before my birth
Stranger: hell, she's dead before her own birth
You: oh
You: i like fiction
Stranger: nah it's true
Stranger: xD
You: how cool
You: do you dream?
Stranger: yeh
You: what about?
You: dentistry?
Stranger: humhum nah
Stranger: about
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Forest dreams
IsraTrance Full Member
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Posted : Jun 6, 2009 15:26
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A.Rosengren
Solid Snake
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266
Posts :
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Posted : Jun 6, 2009 16:34
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Are you having a "who can be the most obnoxius moron of the day" competition?
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Pavel
Moderator
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Posted : Jun 7, 2009 08:57
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A.Rosengren
Solid Snake
Started Topics :
266
Posts :
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Posted : Jun 7, 2009 19:04
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