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Best pick up lines at psy parties
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rich
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Posted : Sep 26, 2009 00:59
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On 2009-09-26 00:09, mist wrote:
this thread reminds me of densha otoko.....
no, it SCREAMS densha otoko....
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thank you for your dorky contribution 
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phazed
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Posted : Sep 26, 2009 09:21
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"nice ass"
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juice
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Posted : Sep 26, 2009 09:57
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by putting up "pick up lines" in Google, i have got these many......
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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
I'm good at math, U+I=69
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
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I m nt sure abt above bt carry a good smile always work........
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Xolvexs
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Posted : Sep 26, 2009 11:39
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the one pick up line that never fails to get attention:
"puaaaaalck puaaalck poooolaaaackb, buuuuaaaalck buuuaaclk waaaack waaaack buuoooch buucchooo aaack puaaaalackh puaaaalackh...i am so fucked up, can you get me some water"
When death comes to your doorstep, make sure you are alive |
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Axis Mundi
Axis Mundi
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Posted : Sep 26, 2009 20:27
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On 2009-09-26 09:57, juice wrote:
by putting up "pick up lines" in Google, i have got these many......
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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
I'm good at math, U+I=69
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
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I m nt sure abt above bt carry a good smile always work........
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Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now!
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moondancer
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Posted : Sep 26, 2009 20:57
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"Hello there, I'm a drug dealer and you're so cute I'll give you all the drugs you want for free."
“I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.”
Charles M. Schulz |
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Freeflow
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Posted : Sep 26, 2009 21:34
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"i dont pick up women i let them pick me up!
but you are so good looking i just have to take my chances"
"Hello! I like the way you dance, im quite a fine dancer my self, we should find a place for a slowdance"
(you can change it to " i like the way you move your hips" if you want to be daring  )
"hi there! care to join me for a spliff"
"Hey! i think you dropped your dancing shoes in the last festival i saw you, i been hoping to find you ever since"
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Common, you can say almost anything or just nothing and just smile... let women pick you up instead! then you know for sure you get some.. most probably..
though i enjoy most of the time just watching beautiful women dance!
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A.Rosengren
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Posted : Sep 26, 2009 21:49
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"I voted on GMS"
"My moog works"
"Pavel is my homeboy"
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AumShantiAum
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Posted : Sep 26, 2009 23:30
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"the vile broke in my pocket, want to lick it up?"
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soulfood
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Posted : Sep 27, 2009 02:50
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On 2009-09-25 20:00, kriz wrote:
Pick up line to get friends ? Just be yourself.. or give up and die...
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I'm sure there's at least a few options between those. |
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Axis Mundi
Axis Mundi
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Posted : Sep 27, 2009 04:31
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On 2009-09-26 23:30, AumShantiAum wrote:
"the vile broke in my pocket, want to lick it up?"
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Hehe... it's "vial"... "vile" means "something really nasty and disgusting".
I only say anything because the misspelling turns it into something else entirely hehe
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rich
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Posted : Sep 27, 2009 05:02
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On 2009-09-27 02:50, soulfood wrote:
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On 2009-09-25 20:00, kriz wrote:
Pick up line to get friends ? Just be yourself.. or give up and die...
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I'm sure there's at least a few options between those.
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Forest dreams
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Posted : Sep 27, 2009 15:29
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On 2009-09-26 09:57, juice wrote:
by putting up "pick up lines" in Google, i have got these many......
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I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
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On 2009-09-26 21:34, Freeflow wrote:
"i dont pick up women i let them pick me up!
but you are so good looking i just have to take my chances"
"Hello! I like the way you dance, im quite a fine dancer my self, we should find a place for a slowdance"
(you can change it to " i like the way you move your hips" if you want to be daring )
"hi there! care to join me for a spliff"
"Hey! i think you dropped your dancing shoes in the last festival i saw you, i been hoping to find you ever since"
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realistic and executable 
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On 2009-09-26 23:30, AumShantiAum wrote:
"the vile broke in my pocket, want to lick it up?"
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On 2009-09-27 02:50, soulfood wrote:
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On 2009-09-25 20:00, kriz wrote:
Pick up line to get friends ? Just be yourself.. or give up and die...
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I'm sure there's at least a few options between those.
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Nothing is said that has not been said before. |
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AumShantiAum
IsraTrance Junior Member
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Posted : Sep 28, 2009 00:37
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On 2009-09-27 04:31, Axis Mundi wrote:
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On 2009-09-26 23:30, AumShantiAum wrote:
"the vile broke in my pocket, want to lick it up?"
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Hehe... it's "vial"... "vile" means "something really nasty and disgusting".
I only say anything because the misspelling turns it into something else entirely hehe
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hahahahahhaha yeah that was a bad spelling mistake, makes it one nasty ass pick up line lol
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trip machine
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Posted : Oct 10, 2009 13:26
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ask ladies on the forum for help , as they can only judge the best pick up line...
or
CALL 09190069696969
FOR GIRL FRIEND EXPERIENCE.
good luck forest. |
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