Pavel
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Posted : Aug 23, 2010 23:23
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From The Usual Suspects:
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist. Verbal Kint
Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.
Hockney: Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?
Cop: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
Hockney: Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me, dickhead?
Fenster: I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
Hockney: Is it Friday already?
I'm really thirsty. I used to get dehydrated as a kid. One time it got so bad my piss came out like snot. I'm not kidding, it was all thick and gooey...
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