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juice
IsraTrance Full Member

Started Topics : 59
Posts : 2081
Posted : Sep 29, 2004 14:04

sorry for not putting my link here, i found this very funny so i want it to share with you all, y don we have a section where we can just place nething n share without ne restriction like link n all....think after reading this.....

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
* I do physical labor
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from Management:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You don't always observe safety measures, such as wearing the correct
protective outfits
* You don't wait till pension age before retiring
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed
the day's work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags

did u find interesting...uh?..so here is the another one....no link again.

Q. Why did God create woman?
A. To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
A. Phone her.

Q. Why do women fake orgasms?
A. Because they think men care.

Q. What is the definition of "making love"?
A. Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.

Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak

Q. How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

Q. What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
A. One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.

Q. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
A. Nothing, she's been told twice already.

Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag
at you, what have you done wrong?
A. Made her chain too long

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A. Marry her!

Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side.

Q. How is a woman like a condom?
A. Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Q. How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A. They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in
the end you lose your house.

Q. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A. She knows she's given her last blow job.

please try to visit my favrt. link of late night...www.rotten.com....

(just trying to make fool to pavel...he always delete my post now one link is here...hehehehehehe)