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Posted : Sep 10, 2007 09:54
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Proof 1: Google is Omniscient: Google is not omniscient. Does google have any idea what's i'm thinking right now? Can google find out the secrets hidden by secret societies and government agencies for years? Does google know what I ate for breakfast today? Google only knows whatis documented. A great new invention may be let rotting for years in a basement due to any circumstances preventing the inventor from disclosing it to the world. Google does not know that, now does it?
Proof 2: Google is omnipresent: Google is not omnipresent. Is google there in the darkest parts of Africa, where there's no electricity, let alone a computer or the presence of computer networks? How can a hunter down there google his way out of a predicament? Where was google when millions were killed in world wars 1 and 2?
Proof 3: Google answers prayers : Here's a prayer: I'm trapped on all sides by hungry lions in the deepest african swamps. Help, google (what is google?).
Proof 4: Google is potentially immortal: Google's life and death is in the hands of those who created and manage it. On the contrary, Google is theoretically mortal, but may be immortal practically. Theoretically, all its servers can be shut down, and it can be bye-bye, Google.
Proof 5: (Yawn, this is a waste of time.): Google is infinite: Theoretically, when google runs out of storage space, its infinite nature shall be curtailed.
Proof 6: Google remembers all: So do most elephants.
Proof 7: Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent): Google can do so much evil. A guy sitting in his basement can learn how to shoot, injure, create a bomb and cheat people. The company's policy? Is there a company with a policy that decides that God should not do evil?
Proof 8: (The most intersting!!!!)
According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined. : Whoa!!!! I just compared Google with the words "sex" and "porn", the word "porn" was more searched than "Google" till mid-2005, and "sex" is the winner, Google just came close to it in 2005, and dipped again. "Sex" is the clear leader. Try it yourself. So we can proclaim that.... sex is _ _ _ (Let's not offend people!!!!)
Proof 9: Evidence of Google's existence is abundant: So is the evidence of the existence of George W. Bush.
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